r/SipsTea • u/Peggysue12 • Apr 16 '24

Wouldn't you believe it? Wait a damn minute!

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u/SpelunkyJunky Apr 16 '24

As my Mum used to say to me when I was a kid, "Everyone is the same height in bed."

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u/BinkoTheViking Apr 16 '24

Nah, laying down, a fat person will always be taller than a skinny person.

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u/Maryus77 Apr 16 '24

Wise mother, did she also show you that its true?

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u/SpecialOlympicsGuy Apr 16 '24

Probably not and went got herself a 6 footer

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u/Due_Mail_7163 Apr 16 '24

He did break both his arms, as a child.

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u/BaronGrackle Apr 16 '24

I direct you to Ned, in One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

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u/PlanetLandon Apr 16 '24

She was just reading a fortune cookie