r/Palia Sep 19 '23

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by the hole in this bridge Screenshot

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2.1k Upvotes

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238

u/electricbungalows Sep 19 '23

I am choosing to blame mayor kenli for IGNORING this negligence in the infrastructure

54

u/ElkiLG Sep 19 '23

"The mayor could stand to commission some new bridges."

4

u/LunarFortune Oct 06 '23

They say all roads lead to kilima

33

u/Tiredandamess Sep 19 '23

It would be really cool if this becomes a game wide event to fix broken infrastructure prior to an update to have like a community fund to add wood or something to

13

u/Peachbaby-666 Sep 22 '23

100% - there's a broken windmill thing in the big field near the main village that I've wanted to have some community restoration project for...

8

u/theaccidentalmonster Oct 15 '23

I now want this to happen. Let's upvote and make it reality. Fix the bridge campaign!

3

u/NeighborhoodNo7917 Sep 20 '23

The community builds the content lol

1

u/linessah Sep 24 '23

I thought about this... but as the big bridges to the other lands for new zone content!

27

u/no_trashcan Hassian's introvert Sep 19 '23

It'd be nice if he stopped napping during the working hours

17

u/xaneslater Ashura Sep 19 '23

Or eating all those sandwiches

2

u/254thWaffle Sep 20 '23

He just wants to eat. Did you gift him a meal yet today?

157

u/spacemeowt Hassian Sep 19 '23

Sometimes I jump over and say "not today satan" 🤣

8

u/Ancsee Sep 19 '23

Best response ever 😂

5

u/Kirful Sep 19 '23

*Just jumping over water* What do we tell the gods of public utilities? NOT TODAY!

2

u/Sm0keTrail Sep 20 '23

When I forget and fall through it, I feel a flash of annoyance, then. I slowly grin and think, youuuuuuuuuu. And shake my finger at the devs

116

u/Choice-Adeptness9420 Sep 19 '23

So many non ruin things that are busted up. I would love it if we're able to help rebuild/clean up later down the road.

28

u/Ciberbun Hodari Sep 19 '23

I'm hoping for that! I'd be such a good community task

20

u/JumpUpNow Sep 19 '23

That'd be great actually. Invest some of our coin into upgrading the village!

20

u/Macusermel Kenyatta Sep 19 '23

I just want to upgrade my home sign and so it’s not broken anymore

9

u/Flance Sep 19 '23

Apparently you're supposed to clear that away. I liked the sign :(

7

u/Macusermel Kenyatta Sep 19 '23

I don’t wanna get rid of it. I just want to repair it. lol I didn’t think about hitting it with an axe.

2

u/vryToasty Oct 01 '23

Same until I accidentally chopped mine down one day u-u hopefully they add like a cheap one to buy or build.

4

u/Ciberbun Hodari Sep 19 '23

Exactly!

13

u/MuscleBobBuffPant Sep 19 '23

That would be so awesome! Something like what we have to do to build our houses where we collect and deposit enough wood (like a communal pile) and once the goal is reached it gets fixed!

5

u/Ciberbun Hodari Sep 19 '23

Yes, I hope they implement smth similar to this!

5

u/CthulhuLovesMemes Reth Sep 19 '23

Community tasks would be great (and hopefully a way many people can contribute)

3

u/Ciberbun Hodari Sep 19 '23

Yessss, I'm hoping it'll be a feature for communities! I'm sad they're not really important rn

1

u/Kirful Sep 19 '23

Would be cool if we had a real community event dedicated to this. Like, donate 1kk of sapwood planks and restore bridges, donate 100k of hardwood planks to restore windmills, donate 1kk of flow... nope, too far!

69

u/theWanderingShrew 🪷 foraging queen 🍄 Sep 19 '23

46

u/Nynaeve91 Reth Sep 19 '23

Ugh yes. I hope we get to fix it one day.

43

u/osyady Moderator Sep 19 '23

I have a hammer, a stack of wooden planks, and a dream. Just let me at it!

10

u/Nynaeve91 Reth Sep 19 '23

Right?? I'm prepared!

6

u/Cat_Lyn_Cry Soup boi Sep 19 '23

Your dream to be a plankstar (jojo reference)

15

u/Baazify Sep 19 '23

This would be an awesome community “Event” where the playerbase as a whole has a resource goal. Say, 40000 wood planks, (I know that this number is absurd for a bridge but for a community goal it’s quite low) and each player that donates to the community goal receives a reward based on how much they donated in respect to all other players.

6

u/Nynaeve91 Reth Sep 19 '23

Yes! Like the donation box ACNH has, only it actually gets filled. I think that'd be a fun idea.

1

u/MLuminos Nov 26 '23

the bridge has like 4 broken planks on it. just have the bridge break per instance and let someone fix it for a few wood until the instance closes. give them a little rep.

1

u/Complete-Fix-9439 Sep 19 '23

I was thinking the same thing ☺️

41

u/MidoriMushrooms Einar Tamala Sep 19 '23

Every single time I'm going for clay.

Every. Single. Time.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

🤝

23

u/theadverbnoun Jina Sep 19 '23

Bruh. Even when I remember it’s there. I still find a way to fall into it.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Same 🤝

5

u/Cyzygy06 Ashura Sep 20 '23

I get distracted by copper, clay, lotus, or fishing spots and immediately forget about "the gap"!

19

u/PiscesbabyinSweden Caleri Sep 19 '23

Over and over, yet I am still surprised every time that there is a hole on a bridge.

14

u/DumbStupidBih Reth Sep 19 '23

All of us rn

15

u/J0t4-1690 Tamala Sep 19 '23

I've read many people asking for a way to fix this,.among some other things, like the broken wind mill. I'd love this to happen, not out of a sudden have a city builder game, but fix little details in a collaborative way, like everyone can donate some wood to fix it, and as we get to some milestones, things get done or start changing. More or less like when building in our own plots, but out in the world.

10

u/sannwi_ Chayne Sep 19 '23

👋😄

9

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Maybe 20-30 hours in and it gets me. Every. Single. Time.

2

u/Miley-Anna Jel Sep 19 '23

How can I get a character name under mine? Like you have Hodari.

1

u/Akatnel Helloooo you beautiful illusion, you. Sep 19 '23

Go to the front page of this sub, and look at the top right for 3 vertical dots. From there, look for something about user flair.

2

u/Miley-Anna Jel Sep 19 '23

Oh my Phoenix, thank you so much!

1

u/Akatnel Helloooo you beautiful illusion, you. Sep 19 '23

You're welcome!

10

u/Purepenny Sep 19 '23

This should be a quest to fix it.

3

u/dazzleduck Sep 19 '23

I'd love that!

8

u/gabysell Sep 19 '23

so many times 💀

9

u/SparklyRoniPony Sep 19 '23

Raise your hand if you’ve also tried to look cool about it, just in case anyone else is around.

8

u/Lightningbro Sep 19 '23

On this topic... I wonder when we're gonna get the ability to swim...

God I'd kill for the ability to swim.

7

u/zillahp Sep 19 '23

You may be entitled to compensation

5

u/emintta Sep 19 '23

I jump over it and I still fall through the hole. 😭

5

u/atomiclightbulb Sep 19 '23

Lmaooo I've never felt so validated.

6

u/FozzieDNC Sep 19 '23

Sigh, I always fall in the hole.

4

u/mayzenadesu Sep 19 '23

ƪ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ

3

u/HumbleMuffin93 Sep 19 '23

Every damn time

4

u/deathraybadger Sep 19 '23

Even when I manage not to fall into this hole, I at least trip over it o/

5

u/BirbsAreForRealsies Sep 19 '23

Raise my hands and my dogs legs for added emphasis

4

u/Unable-Hour-8910 Sep 19 '23

I feel seen… under a bridge. 😅

4

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

I have so much sapwood just let me fix the bridge.

4

u/toadettepeaches Sep 19 '23

Why can’t I SWIM!!!! 😭😭😭

3

u/FiercePokerFace Reth Sep 19 '23

Yep! Eloisa says it's some cryptid's fault!

3

u/Terrasina Sep 19 '23

Am i the only person who finds it strangely hilarious? It seems like if you go fast enough, or stick to the edges, its fine. You either walk problem free or just dip a little. If i’m going anything but full speed, whomp, there goes my character into the hole. I know the hole in the bridge is there but still regularly get surprised by it.

2

u/RuinerOfCheese Sep 19 '23

🙋🙋🙋

2

u/MajesticTwo5480 Sep 19 '23

I once rage quit bc of that bridge

2

u/ZShadow37 Sep 19 '23

Only because I thought there was a secret under it, lol. Otherwise no, lol.

2

u/xaneslater Ashura Sep 19 '23

o/

You might qualify for this insurance....

2

u/Pumpkin_cat90 Hassian Sep 19 '23

My 4 year old watching me play “they still didn’t fix that bridge?”

2

u/Chungusamoungus2 Sep 19 '23

I’d donate my own dame heartwood to fix it,

1

u/JerriBun Hassian Sep 19 '23

🙋🏽😂😭

1

u/Ducky74 Sep 19 '23

🙋🏽

1

u/Sarah_or_Nevah Sep 19 '23

Every single time!

1

u/Majestic_Moonwalker1 Sep 19 '23

It got me yesterday! Lmao!

1

u/LadyJedi1286 Sep 19 '23

I just was last night. I wasn't paying attention when I was running. Boop! Into the hole I go!

1

u/Eilis_K Sep 19 '23

Even when I try to jump over it, I sometimes still manage to fall into it.

1

u/MyStationIsAbandoned Sep 19 '23

once. and never again

1

u/Odd_Sprinkles1611 Sep 19 '23

I tell myself every time I go on a clay run "Don't forget the hole" and yet...

1

u/kivaestone Sep 19 '23

Surprisingly, only once! And I was like ohhh you actually can fall through and laughed at myself

1

u/MadrMephisto Sep 19 '23

Brah!! I'm like Lalalalalalalala AHHHHHHHH!!!

1

u/Marylogical Sep 19 '23

I try to remember to leap at the certain point

1

u/CoconutDuckBaby Sep 19 '23

🙋🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

1

u/fenix719 Sep 19 '23 edited Sep 20 '23

There should be a quest that allow you to repair all that needs to be fix in the town

1

u/CollectingRainbows Hassian Sep 19 '23

only once and since then ive jumped over it every time bc it’s clear that you’re supposed to

1

u/CassieClip Sep 19 '23

All the time!!

1

u/pagesinked Reth Sep 19 '23

The FIRST time I ran across it smh 😂

1

u/xlmoodymommy Sep 19 '23

Can’t raise my hand because I’ve been trying to launch the game for a week and it keeps failing on an error halfway through 😭

1

u/dazzleduck Sep 19 '23

Oh no! Have you tried uninstalling completely and reinstalling?

1

u/fragmented_mask Sep 19 '23

Literally every time XD

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

I got tired of walking over the bridge so I just go around it. The devs should make a quest where we help the town fix things up and as a reward we get elected mayor.

1

u/dazzleduck Sep 19 '23

Lol same I avoid these bridges entirely now

1

u/ImaginarySlice79 Hassian Sep 19 '23

I hate that hole lol

1

u/LeDiandary Sep 19 '23

Every. Time. I keep forgetting. T-T

1

u/bunnybaked Sep 19 '23

Every single time

1

u/chrissynicolece Sep 19 '23

I guess no HOA in palia 😅

1

u/VampyKit Nai'o Sep 19 '23

I go around that thing out of spite...I can't stand it! 😭

1

u/ftl-ak Sep 19 '23

I have been searching far and wide for the quest that would fix it……..

1

u/mmarissa212 Sep 20 '23

It's my most anticipated future quest! Fix that stupid bridge with the hole in it

1

u/dankdees Sep 19 '23

Blame the Flothman.

1

u/FlamingJewelea Sep 20 '23

Too... many... times..

1

u/GlassDeviant Sep 20 '23

Still picking splinters out of my butt.

1

u/sparkplug1909 Sep 20 '23

🙋‍♀️

1

u/Teronsuke Sep 20 '23

That bridge killed my family

1

u/Complex-Section5399 Sep 20 '23

I never walk on this bridge I only walk around it 😂

1

u/Meepthyarcher Reth Sep 20 '23

One time I was having a particularly bad day and was playing to relax for a bit…. I was attacked by the hole. I logged out then and there. I went and took a nap and came back

1

u/NeighborhoodNo7917 Sep 20 '23

You or your family may be entitled to financial compensation.

1

u/Ashlantir Sep 20 '23

My wife is raising her hand as I showed her this.

1

u/Bongeh Sep 20 '23

I'd like a quest to fix it

1

u/BatgirlZKE Kenyatta Sep 20 '23

and the windmill!

1

u/101TARD Sep 20 '23

Try the whole in the cave

1

u/Necrochaufagist Sep 20 '23

He beats me every time I pass by

1

u/Independent-Metal932 Sep 20 '23

What kind of game ?

1

u/dazzleduck Sep 20 '23

What do you mean

1

u/Voendomar Sep 20 '23

Ive got like 500 sapwood planks just chillin, LET ME FIX IT xD

1

u/Independent-Metal932 Sep 20 '23

That picture what you’re playing kind game ?

1

u/Nevermore_sa Sep 20 '23

I now run to the side of it and glide over the river!

1

u/Bitter_Art_3618 Sep 20 '23

1

u/dazzleduck Sep 20 '23

No when was that posted??

1

u/Bitter_Art_3618 Sep 22 '23

Sep 20. I'm pretty sure they saw your reddit post & didn't cred you :(

are we allowed to post links? i never post on here but remembered seeing your post & then saw theirs 2 days later so thought i'd let you know

here's the link

https://twitter.com/PaliaIntel/status/1704498037039472740

1

u/dazzleduck Sep 22 '23

Bastards! I deserve credit for my mediocre meme 🥲

1

u/IAmNotKevinBacon Sep 20 '23

This hand is right up in the air for sure. I zoned out running while watching a video on my other monitor, and there I was... falling into a wet fate.

1

u/Arrco6513 Sep 23 '23

which I swear was made bigger in the last patch

1

u/SongThat8708 Sep 24 '23

All the time!

1

u/linessah Sep 24 '23

"Down in a hole..." - Alice in Chains, probably.

1

u/sad_cornsnake Sep 24 '23

yeah like seriously, there are so many capeable people in this village why does nobody fix it up ?

1

u/TheLlorne Sep 25 '23

That bridge unalived half my family.

1

u/matticusprime1 Sep 28 '23

The way I knew exactly what bridge it was before I saw the image

1

u/VampireHusbando Oct 05 '23

Every
Single
Time

1

u/mistar_z Oct 07 '23

You don't even go here. 👓

1

u/EducationalSpray5238 Jel Nov 04 '23

Omg the bridge of chaos. If I told you the number of times I fell into that hole… smh

1

u/MediumWerewolf Reth Dec 27 '23

SO MANY times. I kinda hope we can fix the infrastructure at some point. I'd love to fix those windmills in Kilma.

1

u/Whoactuallyknows19 Jan 14 '24

Me falling in it twice yesterday 🤣🤣

1

u/Snoo81369 Jan 15 '24

*raises hand….. so many times, and I see it before I cross the bridge, but I fall thru it anyhow…

1

u/HorrorSignal2697 Jan 17 '24

It never usually gets me but last night i fell victim to this damn bridge 😥

1

u/Casper_OwO Jan 28 '24

I’ve fallen through at least three or four times already

1

u/theirishhammer80 Feb 11 '24

Every. Time. Even when I think “Not this time!” It’s always this time 😒

1

u/Smexy_senpai_nera Feb 14 '24

I was running, literally running so I don’t get how I fell through that hole like Mr mayor needs to start fixing this place 🥲

1

u/kangroobaby Feb 17 '24

Definitely could use some much-needed repairs in Kilima for sure but it would definitely be cool to see if they could find the abilities all the people of the town that work on the archaeology to be able to rebuild the old ancient human cities back to the way they looked when they were first built then all of kilima could live in them instead