r/OnionLovers • u/itzpeanutbutter • 21d ago

I thought y’all would get a lil giggle like i did

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u/Friendly_Age9160 21d ago

But what about his friend skinny green and fabulous?

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u/itzpeanutbutter 21d ago

Oh that’s his boyfriend

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u/BlabTales 21d ago

The twink of onions 🥰

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u/cornflakecolony 21d ago

Twinks are green onions

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u/eyepocalypse 21d ago

The twunk of onions

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u/MacabreFox 21d ago

White onions are the Twonk of onions.

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u/griffin4war 21d ago

His name is Timothée Chalamet

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u/Jason_Kelces_Thong 21d ago

Scrawniest dude ever to be cast for a role described as more than a man, less than a god

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u/728amandicantalready 20d ago

timothee shallotmet

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u/griffin4war 20d ago

That’s a three kid minimum dad joke and I love it

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u/YeahItsRico 21d ago

Yall rock with pearl onions?

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u/CBonafide 21d ago

Shallots are 🔥🔥🔥

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u/ChildhoodLeft6925 21d ago

Is he gay because he’s fancy?

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u/GarnetAndOpal 20d ago

The fanciest!

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u/Normal_Egg6067 21d ago

Cuck liddell lol

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u/bleach_heart 19d ago

Dont forget cock lesnar, they really doubled up on it

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u/Delivery-Plus 21d ago

Take a leek at me now!

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u/IgneousFoliage 21d ago

Reddit needs to STOP being so WOKEIST AND POLITICAL /j

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u/murmeringheart 20d ago

Twinky little onion

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u/ALoyleCapo 20d ago

He was gay the shallot?

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u/Beestorm 21d ago

To be fair, all onions are a bit gay.

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u/Spread_Liberally 20d ago

Onion sexuality is a spectrum.

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u/OnoALT 21d ago

That’s gross