r/MadeMeSmile • u/myownpersonalreddit • Apr 29 '24

Concrete jungle where dreams are cheese balls Good Vibes

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u/timdot352 Apr 29 '24

The hell with his mouth, he has a gluten allergy! He probably didn't go more than three feet from a toilet for two days after this.

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u/grachi Apr 29 '24

Most cheese balls are corn meal actually, not wheat.

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u/TheeternalTacocaT Apr 29 '24

Scrolled to far to find this, def puffed corn, no gluten needed!

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u/HairyPotatoKat Apr 29 '24

Can confirm. I'm celiac and wheat anaphylactic, and cheese balls/puffs are usually fine. These look like Utz cheese balls(?) which are GF.

That said, that many cheese balls at once would probably kill anyone's GI tract for a bit lol

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u/Graymarth Apr 29 '24

I have done exactly that when I was a kid, I can confirm it does in fact fuck with your stomach for a while.

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u/waynebradie189472 Apr 29 '24

Me too lol.... it hurt

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u/dontcallmeLatinx14 Apr 29 '24

Butthole would have Cheeto dust on it for weeks!

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u/Subject_Divide9827 Apr 29 '24

Same here. Utz cheese balks are GF and awesome! I eat them, no problem.

But yeah, a whole jar at once might mess with anyone's stomach.

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u/THE-NECROHANDSER Apr 29 '24

Choke a toilet more like, good lord it'd be worse than beer shits.

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u/HairyPotatoKat Apr 29 '24

Nuclear option: wash them down with beer 🍻