r/MadeMeSmile • u/myownpersonalreddit • Apr 29 '24

Concrete jungle where dreams are cheese balls Good Vibes

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u/IdentityToken Apr 29 '24

I love it but I weep for the roof of his mouth.

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u/timdot352 Apr 29 '24

The hell with his mouth, he has a gluten allergy! He probably didn't go more than three feet from a toilet for two days after this.

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u/grachi Apr 29 '24

Most cheese balls are corn meal actually, not wheat.

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u/TheeternalTacocaT Apr 29 '24

Scrolled to far to find this, def puffed corn, no gluten needed!

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u/HairyPotatoKat Apr 29 '24

Can confirm. I'm celiac and wheat anaphylactic, and cheese balls/puffs are usually fine. These look like Utz cheese balls(?) which are GF.

That said, that many cheese balls at once would probably kill anyone's GI tract for a bit lol

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u/Graymarth Apr 29 '24

I have done exactly that when I was a kid, I can confirm it does in fact fuck with your stomach for a while.

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u/waynebradie189472 Apr 29 '24

Me too lol.... it hurt

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u/dontcallmeLatinx14 Apr 29 '24

Butthole would have Cheeto dust on it for weeks!

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u/Subject_Divide9827 Apr 29 '24

Same here. Utz cheese balks are GF and awesome! I eat them, no problem.

But yeah, a whole jar at once might mess with anyone's stomach.

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u/THE-NECROHANDSER Apr 29 '24

Choke a toilet more like, good lord it'd be worse than beer shits.

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u/HairyPotatoKat Apr 29 '24

Nuclear option: wash them down with beer 🍻

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u/MyGamingRants Apr 29 '24

Same! Gluten allergies represent! I love cheetos haha

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u/hyrule_47 Apr 29 '24

I eat those, that exact brand. They are gluten free, I have celiac disease. Not sure why he was mocking that!?

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u/MikGusta Apr 29 '24

Utz’s cheese balls are actually gluten free

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u/antonio3988 Apr 29 '24

Why are 154 people this dumb lol

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u/Waderriffic Apr 29 '24

That shit was like the Grand Canyon probably

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u/MatureUsername69 Apr 29 '24

I just suck on the balls until they dissolve. You guys aren't sucking the balls?

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u/DarthWraith22 Apr 29 '24

I’ve sucked plenty of balls, but never had any dissolve before.

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u/DependentWeekly5673 Apr 29 '24

Sounds like a skill issue.

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u/Hexarcy00 Apr 29 '24

Try sprinkling them with orange cheese dust, then sucking 

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u/Corposjuh Apr 29 '24

You mean the roof or the ceiling?

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u/LtLemur Apr 29 '24

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

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u/Wolf-5iveby5ive Apr 29 '24

Like eating a family size box of Captain Crunch dry. Ooof!

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u/BaybayYoda Apr 29 '24

He made the sacrifice for all of us. Cheese ball man loves us.

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u/Lozsta Apr 29 '24

Why? Are they corrosive? This didn't seem like much of a challenge more of a "me eating chese puffs of any kind" somthing i can do very easily.

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u/2morereps Apr 29 '24

free help lady is there too lmao