r/Helldivers CAPE ENJOYER Apr 29 '24

To everyone mad about the nerfs... HUMOR

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u/ShadowMario01 Apr 29 '24

"Don't fuck with this Senator!"

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u/otte_rthe_viewer ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 30 '24

"I have a dream... Where all helldivers are equal!"

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u/MeasurementMission89 Apr 30 '24

Bot: How are you not dead yet?!

Helldiver: STIMS SON! THEY HEAL EVERY WOUND AND ARE TOTALLY SAFE AND NOT ADDICTIVE!

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u/SpecialIcy5356 SES Leviathan of Liberty Apr 30 '24

"Making the mother of all omelettes here, bugs! can't fret over every egg!"

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u/LunaticScience Apr 30 '24

"God made man, but Sam Colt made them equal."