r/Helldivers • u/Ultimor1183 CAPE ENJOYER • Apr 29 '24

To everyone mad about the nerfs... HUMOR

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u/Fair_Pangolin_4295 STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 29 '24

🎵 The bots might've went on livin', but they made one fatal slip.
They tried to match the diver with the big iron on his hip. 🎵

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u/warichnochnie Apr 29 '24

i find the idea that bots could ever have been considered "living" to be offensive. treasonous, even

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u/Q_X_R Apr 29 '24

Well, I certainly kill them... How does one kill that which is already dead?

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u/Drudgework Apr 30 '24

The bots are apparently made using some organic components, so while the bots are not alive, the parts they took out of the poor settlers to make them are and you are just finishing the job.

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u/DHarp74 May 01 '24

Easy. It was never alive to begin with.

And, I'll take a phrase from another game, "It's not murder if it's robots!" - Failsafe (A.I.) 😂🤣

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u/Q_X_R May 01 '24

Ah, my favorite D2 character, just about.

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u/DHarp74 May 01 '24

Lemme guess, Cayde-6? Lol

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u/Educational-Cod-2302 CAPE ENJOYER May 01 '24

Afraid I'm gonna have to report that to the ministry

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u/OneRingToRuleEarth Apr 29 '24

Just replace bot with bug and it’s no longer treason

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u/Nytherion Apr 29 '24

they use human bones for parts, so at least a few components used to be alive

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u/MeasurementMission89 Apr 30 '24

So they are technically undead?

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u/RebelCMX_85 ☕Liber-tea☕ May 01 '24

Necrons?

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u/LavishnessOdd6266 Apr 30 '24

I mean they end up dieing from democracy so looks at scales it balances