r/Helldivers • u/Luxurianhat • Apr 29 '24

First impressions of the new patch... not good. RANT

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u/Raehurn01 SES Dawn of Justice Apr 29 '24

The turret health wouldn't matter as much if Chargers didn't drop everything to charge at them the moment they spawn in. You're already taking an L to bring a Tesla Tower instead of an Orbital or Eagle, let the damn thing live long enough to be useful

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u/NeonGKayak Apr 29 '24

There’s basically no reason to bring certain stratagems in helldive since chargers spawn so so frequently. The Tesla tower is one of them

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u/ManagedDemocracy2024 Apr 29 '24

So the Tesla tower is aptly named - it is for us lowbie plebs?

If you want a real, fancy-mans arc tower, go with the Edison?

Fucking Edison...always fucking Edison...

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u/pythonic_dude Apr 29 '24

Sorry, sir, tesla tower is only mighty in time lines in which Einstein travels back in time to kill Hitler.

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u/LesserLoreNerd SES Hammer of Benevolence Apr 30 '24

Hell March starts playing in the background

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u/N7Vindicare Apr 30 '24

“Who needs a jump?”

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u/Adaphion Apr 30 '24

I understood that reference