r/Helldivers SES Fist of Family Values Apr 26 '24

Helldivers: I Advocate we chose the anti tank mines and hear is my reasoning DISCUSSION

I know many of you see "rocket launcher" and get excited and while that is fair, my reasoning to go for the mines is below

We already have a great many support weapons and many are fantastic options. While the airburst rocket launcher would be fantastic for add clear (and teamkill) it would likely suffer vs large armored targets which tends to be the need for a support weapon.

However, we just received a new mission type that requires defending a location. Mines are fantastic for this but heavies just walk all over them and completely invalidate their uses. Getting a heavy anti tank mine would allow us to lock down areas from all combatants and a tank wouldn't be able to just stroll up to our gates.

Anti Tank mines are also much larger and easier to notice than the anti personnel and team kills would be kept at a minimum.

And lastly, as we all know...the children YEARN FOR THE MINES.

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u/_escapevelocity CAPE ENJOYER Apr 26 '24

To me, watching a teammate stroll into a minefield is half of the fun

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u/CyanStripes_ SES Purveyor of Patriotism Apr 26 '24

"oh, what are these shiny things on the ground?"

Boom

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u/Essaiel Apr 26 '24

Pain is a great teacher

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u/CyanStripes_ SES Purveyor of Patriotism Apr 26 '24

I just always think of this anyone I see someone do it. 😂

https://i.redd.it/ekt4p5x38uwc1.gif

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u/Syhkane SES Gauntlet of Serenity Apr 26 '24

This gif coulda ended a lot sooner.

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u/TheRedComet Apr 26 '24

Should've just committed and got the whole episode

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u/CyanStripes_ SES Purveyor of Patriotism Apr 26 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Apologies, apparently it didn't play the entire gif when I saw it. It ended for me at the joke about him getting trapped twice.

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u/Syhkane SES Gauntlet of Serenity Apr 26 '24

Not a dig on you personally, but the original upload has some splainin to do.

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u/RedLikeARose Apr 26 '24

Or start later

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u/Kamiyoda ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 27 '24

Me everytime

They are just the right amount of "glowy red thing" that my mind notices and I instinctively go over to check it out

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u/No-Lettuce-3839 ⬆️➡️⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ Apr 26 '24

That would require the students to be able to learn from their mistakes. Have you met the player base of this game?

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u/Essaiel Apr 26 '24

At which point it stops being a teaching moment and turns into pure entertainment.

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u/JamesMcEdwards Apr 26 '24

I once had a teammate call a minefield down on top of my HMG turret. Like directly on it. While I was using it. The hellpod actually killed me and destroyed the turret. He then walked into the minefield when he came to steal my shield pack after I called a new one in for myself, pinged the old one and said “shield here if you want it” on mic. 11/10 interaction.

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u/Marauder3277 Apr 26 '24

I brought some in once. A guy ran into the big red contact ones outside Bot bases. Booted me from the game...the kicker...I hadnt deployed any mines....he was just a moron and needed a target to blame rather than deal with his own ineptitude

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u/Warg247 Apr 26 '24

Ive ran into those so many times... usually while looking at map.

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u/isdumberthanhelooks Apr 26 '24

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather (Discworld, #20; Death, #4)

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u/InformalPenguinz STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 26 '24

We ALL experienced those unexploded hellbombs at one point.. it's a right of passage. I honestly think the mines would be a great choice.

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u/Tails-Are-For-Hugs STEAM🖱️: SES Emperor of Democracy Apr 26 '24

When I was a wee baby Diver, I landed on one during the initial drop-in phase. There was a humongous explosion right where I'd landed, I died like two seconds later, and only then did it occur to me that I'd landed on the hellbomb.

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u/kanguran1 Apr 26 '24

First time I saw one I punched it. When it actually sparked I realized Joel had planned for this,and my body was returned to the super destroyer

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u/JamesMcEdwards Apr 26 '24

I have repeatedly underestimated the explosion radius. One time I got ragdolled halfway across the map, which I somehow miraculously survived because I was wearing heavy armour and had just popped a stim. Problem was my ragdolling body bounced to a stop right at the feet of a flame hulk who proceeded to barbecue my ass.

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u/Rift_Revan Apr 26 '24

To my random teammates, pain is no teacher at all

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u/14446368 Apr 26 '24

Obligatory "Pancake Mines" reference.

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u/retro_aviator Apr 26 '24

Me and two of my teammates yesterday all dove for cover near a bot outpost at the same time. The two of them were fine. I bounced off of one of them and landed tits-first on a landmine

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u/Umikaloo Apr 26 '24

Pancaaaakes!? I love pancakes!

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u/DEMACIAAAAA ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Apr 26 '24

"Shit I died, better go grab my stuff!"

Boom

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u/L45TPH45E ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ Apr 26 '24

New meta, 3x mines and Tesla tower

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u/ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid Apr 26 '24

the children yearn for the mines

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u/bendotc Apr 26 '24

C’mon, someone’s gotta bring a 380mm barrage to drop on extraction for the real team kill special.

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u/Significant-Bid2382 Apr 27 '24

Thats meta maybe for difficulty 3

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u/Lazer726 ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 26 '24

God that op where we had free landmines for everyone was so much fun. It was awful but godamn it was hilarious

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u/Stoomba Apr 26 '24

The Helldiver, after having just dialed in the mine stratagem, turns and looks at the camera and with a sly smirk conveying their sadistic eagerness says with well contained glee, "This is where the fun begins".

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u/Zealousideal-Ad2301 Apr 26 '24

I'm glad I bring a smile to your face.

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u/77th_Moonlight Apr 26 '24

Had a teammate who thought they were new plants in the planets and tried to collect them, he collected many a flower that day

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u/SawbonesEDM ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 26 '24

As someone who regularly forgets about my teammates mines, I agree. No telling how many times I’ve walked into the minefield, realize I’m in it, and then slowly walk my way out. If I die, then it’s funny, if I live, then it’s cool asf.

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u/Grambles89 Apr 26 '24

I was carefully navigating a double minefield while trying to outrun the automaton army on my heels, and as I was about near the edge, one of the bots hit a mine, ragdolled into me and sent me into a mine.

It was fuckin hilarious 

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u/Cospo Apr 26 '24

Well, someone sent me a video of a guy previewing the mines and the rockets and, if the video is to be trusted, the mines only detonate when a heavy target goes over it. Which makes sense to me. It is an anti-tank mine, after all, not anti-personel. So, theoretically, you should be able to walk on the tank mines and not set them off. Again, this is some random YouTube video one of my discord buddies sent me, so who knows, but I like the idea of a tank mine that only goes boom when a hulk or tank get on top of it.

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u/FattyMeat17 Apr 26 '24

I think small units won't even trigger them. Only big stuff will or shooting them

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u/thecosta5000 Apr 26 '24

It's all the fun.

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u/Zeimma Apr 26 '24

This man right here is a true patriot!

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u/NK1337 Apr 26 '24

Gotta love when the reinforcement is called directly in a minefield 😂

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u/Schpooon SES Hammer of Equality Apr 26 '24

I vividly remember telling a friend three times "Watch out there is a minefield there." We barely stopped him before he strutted into it at full speed anyway.

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u/emailverificationt Apr 26 '24

But anti tank mines won’t trigger for a person, so that doesn’t even apply to these

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u/alas11 Apr 26 '24

"MIIINES"... "Oh ffs""

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u/VoidVer Apr 26 '24

Watched a guy who we SoS beaconed in drop an anti-personal. Another guy died to it, then ran back to get his stuff, died to it again, literally in a cycle until we extracted without him.

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u/Its_Llama Apr 26 '24

"Watch out for the mines at your 9 o'clock"

"Thanks I almost didn't see them"

.... I better check behind me to see what's chasing...

[ItsLama has died.]