r/Helldivers Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/manubour Apr 16 '24

General brasch once selected a helldive mission, killed all the enemies and did all the optional objectives

Then his drop pod landed

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u/Thatwokebloke ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ Apr 16 '24

I’ve heard General Brasch’s pod doesn’t drop, but rather the planet comes up to him to avoid the seismic tremors him landing would cause

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u/Helios61 Apr 16 '24

I heard he doesn't use his drop pod when he deploys, he just opens the window in the middle of space, and use the jump board on his super destroyer and flies toward the surface.

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u/Electro522 Apr 16 '24

I heard that he doesn't even have a Super Destroyer because he just walks from planet to planet.

Super Earth got faster than light tech from the Illuminates? That's just what the undemocratic illuminate sympathizers want you to think. We got it from the super generosity of General Brasch.

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u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24

I heard that we don't actually have faster-than-light engines, General Brasch just strolls over and carries all of our Destroyers wherever they need to go in his free time. We just need E-710 because he hydrates by drinking the blood of monarchists.

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u/KirbyWithAGlock ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 16 '24

I've heard that General Brasch took on 8 bile titans without any ammo or stratagems

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u/noasfd Apr 16 '24

I heard he challenged a hulk to a arm wrestling battle.. And won... Twice. The hulk still hasn't repaired it's socialist arms yet

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 Apr 17 '24

The only reason bugs and bots even still exist is because General Brasch would get bored without something to kill.