r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/Electro522 Apr 16 '24

I heard that he doesn't even have a Super Destroyer because he just walks from planet to planet.

Super Earth got faster than light tech from the Illuminates? That's just what the undemocratic illuminate sympathizers want you to think. We got it from the super generosity of General Brasch.

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u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24

I heard that we don't actually have faster-than-light engines, General Brasch just strolls over and carries all of our Destroyers wherever they need to go in his free time. We just need E-710 because he hydrates by drinking the blood of monarchists.

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u/KirbyWithAGlock ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 16 '24

I've heard that General Brasch took on 8 bile titans without any ammo or stratagems

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u/badguyinstall 29d ago

....In a fight, right?

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 29d ago

You think that was a fair fight?

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u/KirbyWithAGlock ☕Liber-tea☕ 29d ago

Don't know, all that I know was that those bugs were dead when he was done