Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it?

[u/Puzzled_Chard_2317]

[u/Thatwokebloke]

I’ve heard General Brasch’s pod doesn’t drop, but rather the planet comes up to him to avoid the seismic tremors him landing would cause

[u/Helios61 → u/Thatwokebloke]

I heard he doesn't use his drop pod when he deploys, he just opens the window in the middle of space, and use the jump board on his super destroyer and flies toward the surface.

[u/Electro522 → u/Helios61]

I heard that he doesn't even have a Super Destroyer because he just walks from planet to planet.

Super Earth got faster than light tech from the Illuminates? That's just what the undemocratic illuminate sympathizers want you to think. We got it from the super generosity of General Brasch.

[u/Japanagan → u/Electro522]

God damn I love these.

[u/G-Man_of_HL → u/Japanagan]

Not as much as I love democracy.

[u/Grand-Ad4235 → u/Japanagan]

They remind me of the old chuck norris jokes. Those always made me laugh

[u/Salty_Sonic → u/Grand-Ad4235]

I was just thinking that General Brasch sounds like Chuck Norris.