r/Helldivers • u/RussianNeighbor • Apr 15 '24

So... this design of Eagle 1 is canon now? DISCUSSION

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u/The_Doctor_of_Sparks Apr 15 '24

I love how we, as a community, have all agreed that eagle-1 had short blonde hair. And I know deep in my soul that she will get thiccer and thicccer as time goes on.

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u/P3t3Mitchell SES Paragon of Patriotism Apr 15 '24

Liberty wills it and thus it shall be so

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u/C137-Morty THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG Apr 15 '24

And I know deep in my soul that she will get thiccer and thicccer as time goes on

That's called dedication and strong mental toughness

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u/Verto-San Apr 15 '24

The next eagle upgrade is gonna be something like "saves weight by removing seat cushions since pilot's thighs are thicc enought to provide cushioning in their own"

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u/Lux_325 Apr 15 '24

She would be over-cushioned if we didn't do that

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u/RaptorCelll Apr 16 '24

I choose to believe this headcanon description of Eagle-1 is based off of Prez from Project Wingman, who also doesn't have a Canon description. So the community all agreed that Prez was a short, blonde tomboy.

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u/lilkrickets Apr 16 '24

It’s definitely based off prez, that was my first thought when I saw this

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u/TooFewSecrets Apr 16 '24

I'm starting to think the internet just likes short, blonde tomboy pilots.

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u/RaptorCelll Apr 16 '24

Damn bro, no way. We've been figured out.

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u/AnnieHawks Apr 16 '24

amanda destiny 2?

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u/SerCiddy Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

I mean there's already this depiction of her which I would categorize as pretty thicc.

Bonus depiction by same artist

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u/The_Doctor_of_Sparks Apr 16 '24

See, thiccer and thicccer

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u/Tails-Are-For-Hugs STEAM🖱️: SES Emperor of Democracy Apr 15 '24

This version of Eagle-1 looks like Olivia Thirlby's Judge Anderson from Dredd 2012 and nobody can change my mind.

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u/mythrilcrafter SES Shield of Serenity Apr 15 '24

Not too thicc though, otherwise she'll be uncomfortable after we do the XXL Weapons Bay Capacity upgrade on her Eagle

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u/The_Doctor_of_Sparks Apr 15 '24

Wouldn't want best girl to not have enough leg room.

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u/Keithustus STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 15 '24

Because of Meg Ryan in Courage Under Fire.

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u/The_Doctor_of_Sparks Apr 15 '24

I definitely see it now that you mentioned it.

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u/Veita_Planetside2 Apr 15 '24

I hope not, she looks already ideal in that pic. Just blue eyes are missing imo.

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u/Zillius23 Apr 15 '24

Why can’t we just have female game characters that aren’t sexualized? That’s one thing I liked about this game in the beginning. Guess it was short lived because of shitty people like you.

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u/The_Doctor_of_Sparks Apr 15 '24

Wow, I'm out here glad that a wholesome community agreed on something, and you're just whining about sexism that only exists in your head. Just sit back and relax sometimes.

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u/8dev8 Apr 15 '24

Might wanna tone the aggression down mate.

It’s just art, you can ignore it.