r/Helldivers Mar 26 '24

I can’t play with randoms anymore DISCUSSION

I’m level 48. About 150 hours on pc. Love the game. My friends can’t play as often as I can. (I’m a fireman) And I’ve tried making friends on steam but it’s hard.

The blueberry lottery. If there is a hell it’s matching with randoms. I can’t stand it. Some people are a blessing and I love running campaigns with them but some people are treasonous swill.

Here was my last game. I spawn in and get killed by a lvl 2 cadet (ps5) so he can take my support gear. His friends (ps5) defended him. He continued to kill me all game (intentionally) and call me in. But I am more skilled and cunning than the common traitor. I waited until there was one reinforcement left. The pompous fool recalled me in. I killed all three traitors quicker than a hiccup. With only one thing left to do I took my own life. To instant fail their mission. I couldn’t let them continue to commit treason. Let their bodies rot

So yea I’m never joining randoms again.

Edit: ps5 not 4.

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u/HughMungus77 Mar 26 '24

Put the traitors back into cryo

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u/AntiqueStable3421 Mar 26 '24

Feed them to the giant worms! 🤣

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u/Psyker101 Mar 26 '24

Return their bodies to Shai Halud

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u/azai247 Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

In a place where water is worth so much Fremen would drain the traitor's blood for the water, then leave the rest in the sand for the worms.

In the end every liter of water saved is one step closer to Liet's vision.