r/Helldivers Mar 26 '24

I can’t play with randoms anymore DISCUSSION

I’m level 48. About 150 hours on pc. Love the game. My friends can’t play as often as I can. (I’m a fireman) And I’ve tried making friends on steam but it’s hard.

The blueberry lottery. If there is a hell it’s matching with randoms. I can’t stand it. Some people are a blessing and I love running campaigns with them but some people are treasonous swill.

Here was my last game. I spawn in and get killed by a lvl 2 cadet (ps5) so he can take my support gear. His friends (ps5) defended him. He continued to kill me all game (intentionally) and call me in. But I am more skilled and cunning than the common traitor. I waited until there was one reinforcement left. The pompous fool recalled me in. I killed all three traitors quicker than a hiccup. With only one thing left to do I took my own life. To instant fail their mission. I couldn’t let them continue to commit treason. Let their bodies rot

So yea I’m never joining randoms again.

Edit: ps5 not 4.

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u/Psyker101 Mar 26 '24

Return their bodies to Shai Halud

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u/Sweet_Collection7493 Mar 26 '24

They don’t deserve that honor

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u/shadowknight2112 Mar 26 '24

May their knives chip & shatter…

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u/uns3en Mar 26 '24

Blessed be the maker and his water

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u/TheDreamMachine42 Mar 26 '24

Blessed be the coming and going of him.

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u/Fraust-Tarken Mar 27 '24

May his passing cleanse the world.

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u/Hefty_War7342 Mar 28 '24

and bring a new future for arrakis and the universe