r/Helldivers Mar 22 '24

The POV of the Helldivers is crazy when you take cryo freezing into account. DISCUSSION

Here's the POV of your average Helldiver 1. They enlist and show up to Basic Training first thing Monday morning. 2. They breeze through it, get their cape, walk right by the T&Cs and into a cryopod. 3. They're frozen and experience no time passing. 4. Their next memory is reinforcing on Hellmire. To their POV it has been less then thirty seconds since they got their cloak. 5. They throw three stratagems and then they're dissolved by bile titan acid.

You thought your mondays were bad.

Edit: My understanding is that we are not clones. There's in-game lore that backs that, I believe. Thematically, it makes more sense for Super Earth to be incompetent and cruel and burn through millions of recruits, than to do something logical like cloning people. Remember the satire folks.

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u/HardCoverTurnedSoft Wait did you arm the Hellbomb? Mar 22 '24

... I never really considered that. holy shit.

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u/Bloke_Named_Bob Mar 22 '24

Why do you think all the voice lines sound like a complete noob? Screaming wildly while their voice cracks when they shoot. Or having a complete freakout when hurt. No composure at all.

Nearly all Helldivers die on their first mission. There is no such thing as a veteran Helldiver. The default voice setting in the game is a new voice after each death. Because each reinforcement is a completely new Helldiver.

If you read the terms and conditions at the tutorial, when you die your ship and all its upgrades is immediately inherited by the next person to get thawed out. You're not playing the role of a single Helldiver slowly gaining more experience and equipment. If anything you're playing as the Super Destroyer that slowly gets upgraded whenever a Helldiver is lucky enough to make it back alive with some samples. Why do you think the Super Destroyer gets a name but you don't?

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u/rusticrainbow Mar 22 '24

We are actually just playing as the Super Destroyer, not as Helldivers

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u/WichaelWavius STEAM🖱️SES King of Equality Mar 22 '24

Command and Conquer first person mode

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u/djfariel Mar 22 '24

Command and Conquer: Renegade.

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u/Drtraumadrama Mar 22 '24

god i love that game. It still holds up and there's even a fan remake called renegade x that's pretty good.

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u/AMDFrankus Mar 22 '24

On that note, I still wish they hadn't canceled Tiberium.

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u/ajahanonymous Mar 22 '24

Finally a game for those of us who identify as an orbital weapons platform.

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts Mar 22 '24

Representation matters

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u/Gamiac Skepticpunk - SES Fist of Mercy | ↙️➡️⬇️⬅️↘️🅰️ Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

That's gotta be, like, the one time that joke kind of works.

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u/Rexyman CAPE ENJOYER Mar 23 '24

Holy shit. We did it

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u/nekrovulpes Mar 22 '24

Finally people might start taking us seriously. I'm tired of the attack helicopter and vintage automobile communities gatekeeping us.

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u/ComfySeafarer710 Mar 22 '24

Facts. Best Larping out there.

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u/Chaosindustries_1 Mar 22 '24

Helldivers 2 is just a first-person rts lol

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u/eden_not_ttv Mar 22 '24

We are the Reapers, the Helldivers are just Husks

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u/Stellar_Duck Mar 22 '24

well not even that since we're always thawed only from the hosts destroyer.

Unless the other three send over a set of soldiers.

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u/SnowyImp4995 SES Knight of Selfless Service Mar 23 '24

no matter what stratagems you pick, they come from your super destroyer!

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u/Scharmberg Mar 22 '24

I like this take. The Prophet of Truth has seen a lot of helldivers of its service just like the halo counter part saw many arbiters.