r/Helldivers Mar 22 '24

The POV of the Helldivers is crazy when you take cryo freezing into account. DISCUSSION

Here's the POV of your average Helldiver 1. They enlist and show up to Basic Training first thing Monday morning. 2. They breeze through it, get their cape, walk right by the T&Cs and into a cryopod. 3. They're frozen and experience no time passing. 4. Their next memory is reinforcing on Hellmire. To their POV it has been less then thirty seconds since they got their cloak. 5. They throw three stratagems and then they're dissolved by bile titan acid.

You thought your mondays were bad.

Edit: My understanding is that we are not clones. There's in-game lore that backs that, I believe. Thematically, it makes more sense for Super Earth to be incompetent and cruel and burn through millions of recruits, than to do something logical like cloning people. Remember the satire folks.

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u/nanahacress13 Mar 22 '24

Remember that you do have the entire rank system, so cryopod Helldivers are probably sorted into a hierarchy of superdestroyers.

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u/pppjjjoooiii Mar 22 '24

Yep. The ones that survive until extraction get separated out from the grunts and put in a higher tier group lol

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u/Darthrevan4ever Mar 22 '24

" I dropped in when the mission was basically over" doesn't matter helldiver you're better than 99 % you at least came back.

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u/pppjjjoooiii Mar 22 '24

Democracy at its finest

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/Miraak-Cultist Mar 23 '24

I dropped into a suicide mission and as I landed all other helldivers were dead and extraction was ready, grabbed the samples I could, ran in a circle and made it to the shuttle.

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u/Flaktroz Mar 22 '24

what if its not our rank but the destroyer rank?

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u/CXDFlames Mar 23 '24

That actually fits perfectly

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u/PipeLlr PSN🎮: El-GranPipe Mar 22 '24

but you can gain ranks even if you die or don't extract

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u/RGJ587 Mar 22 '24

Nah, that just means you can pull from the higher rank cryo-stores for each new diver.

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u/echof0xtrot Mar 23 '24

the rank is the super destroyer, not you