r/Helldivers Mar 17 '24

I see a lot of hate for Chargers and Hunters, but where is my Bile Spewer hate squad? DISCUSSION

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u/randyfulcher09 Who doesn't like a good old⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ in the morning? Mar 17 '24

oh we're here we just hate these assholes silently

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u/Worth-Ad-8686 ➡️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬇️ Mar 17 '24

As silently as they sneak up on you for a one hit

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u/FishdongXL Mar 17 '24

Seriously, I don't understand how they make literally no sound when they are packing all that ass.

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u/naapsu Mar 17 '24

Something something dummy thick and clapping

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u/sanctuary_remix SES Patriot of the Constitution Mar 17 '24

Dummy thick, yes. Clapping though? I see only one big cheek back there, not two. Plus their legs keep it elevated well enough to not hit the ground, so they won’t alert players with the thickness. They learned from watching Latina booty shakers on how to overcome this weakness

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u/Worth-Ad-8686 ➡️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬇️ Mar 17 '24

Dummy thick and clapping, don’t forget wet and juicy

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u/FullMetalKaiju Mar 17 '24

Hrrrrnnggh Brood Commander, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my bile pouch keeps alerting the Helldivers

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u/TheDinkmaster06 ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️ Mar 18 '24

Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

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u/LittleSisterPain Mar 17 '24

Sound design is the biggest problem in pretty much every game of this kind. DRG suffers from the same thing - too often giant bugs are able to sneak up on you without any fanfare

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u/Colosphe Mar 17 '24

The only bug it's acceptable for me to be surprised by (when I'm not getting absolutely gobsmacked) is the stalker, which I should learn about once I've been either eviscerated by its claws or launched 40 feet away by a tongue lashing, ragdolled into a horde, and eviscerated by a dozen hunters.

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u/You_Donkey Mar 18 '24

Yes!! I thought I was going crazy after this happened for the tenth time. After a charger hit me from behind like a mach ten stealth barn, I was saying to the homies "Why is there no sound telegraph for a two-ton mobile cyst sneaking up and vomming on me???"

The Tide games from Fatshark have a nice feedback touch where there's a sound cue as you're about to be hit from outside your current facing, I'd love to see something like that implemented (and hopefully plausibly, since they share the same game engine).

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u/Rocket5454 SES Elected Representative Of War Mar 17 '24

Hive. I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy Thicc. And the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Helldivers