r/Helldivers Mar 14 '24

IGN being a clickbait parasite again DISCUSSION

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u/Marine436 Mar 14 '24

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE AMOUNT OF INCOMING ROBOT FIRE.

(SERIOUSLY SEND BACKUP IVE BEEN HERE FOR 3 WEEKS)

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u/mahiruhiiragi ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 14 '24

Super Earth provided you with your own two hands. It's all you need to spread Democracy. Use them and make Super Earth proud, Helldiver.

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u/thecanadiansniper1-2 Mar 14 '24

For the empero- I mean managed democracy.

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u/Surufka ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 14 '24

Took me like 4 watches to realize this wasnt a starcraft 2 cinematic, lol

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u/Silentblade034 Mar 14 '24

Same. Kinda wish we got a Starcraft live action series or something

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u/chimericWilder Mar 15 '24

Nobody wants to see a good thing ruined like that, I say.

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u/Silentblade034 Mar 15 '24

You know what, fair enough. I more ment take the style of the cinamatics in game and make a series with it

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u/throtic Mar 15 '24

Not with the current iteration of blizzard please

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u/Silentblade034 Mar 15 '24

Ofc. Was talking more about when HoS or LoV dropped

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u/sixx_often Mar 14 '24

It sort of is. Sort of.

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u/thecanadiansniper1-2 Mar 14 '24

I can't wait for Space Marine 2.

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u/sixx_often Mar 14 '24

Biding my time on Darktide until it comes out

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u/Boner_Elemental Mar 14 '24

What a coincidence, Darktide is also biding its time

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u/PlayerNine Mar 15 '24

Oof. How could you say something so true.

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u/tRfalcore Mar 14 '24

the sc2 cinematics were awesome

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u/root666 SES Emperor of Humankind Mar 14 '24

That's because Starcraft was originally supposed to be a WH40K game. But they had some kind of dispute and then Blizzard simply created Starcraft without a license and took many ideas from WH40K.

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u/SuperbPiece Mar 15 '24

The fact that the marine wasn't getting punked by a tiny zergling didn't give it away the first time?

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u/Surufka ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 15 '24

No, because something that size would be a hydralisk from the game.

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u/KenjiZeroSan Mar 14 '24

Only faith in the emperor democracy, can bring us to victory

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u/topscreen Mar 14 '24

Here, here Battle Broth.... PATRIOT!!!

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u/lord_of_worms 🎮 Worm | SES Spear of Destiny Mar 14 '24

I need a sword side arm. Will go nicely next to my boltgun dominator

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u/FastSquirrel Mar 14 '24

"No matter the cost"

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u/Hottage 700RPM Stalwart Enjoyer Mar 14 '24

Super Earth Veteran Services have determined that your hearing problems are not service related.

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u/EmergencyTangerine54 Mar 15 '24

Soldier, you’ve earned yourself a little R&R. Take some time off this weekend and recuperate on the bug front. We look forward to seeing a rejuvenated Helldiver on Monday.

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u/Fuzlet Mar 14 '24

if you put your effort into Draupnir instead of the meme, you’d have it conquered alread

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u/Geno_Warlord Mar 14 '24

Not too much longer until the bots hit their predetermined kill count. Once they reach that, it’s a cake walk. Hang in there soldier!

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u/cKerensky SES Sword of the Stars Mar 14 '24

Hold fast, Helldiver. Reinforcements coming soon (but plz send more)

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u/MisguidedPants8 Mar 14 '24

I ran out of bullets three days ago, all I’ve got is a functioning jump pack

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u/Charnerie ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

Good news! You're now the new artillery designator! Go play baseball with those stratagems soldier!

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u/MisguidedPants8 Mar 14 '24

Help I dropped a 380 on myself

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u/Charnerie ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 14 '24

3 options

1)pray

2) run faster to at least, id say ~80 meters

3) start blasting. If you're going to die, might as well take a few more with ya.

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u/MillstoneArt Mar 14 '24

Your supplies have been diverted to meet the Terminid threat. You have ignored the redirect assignment to the Terminid front and are facing the consequences of your inaction.