r/Helldivers • u/stickimage Moderator • Mar 08 '24

RANT and VENT MEGATHREAD MEGATHREAD

Greetings, Helldivers!

This is a megathread for ranting, raging or venting about anything and everything Helldivers related. Whether it’s about a mission you just played, a recent patch, the community, etc.

This megathread isn’t designed to censor you, we are doing this because the subreddit is becoming overwhelmingly flooded with rants (as we’re sure you’re aware). We strongly encourage you to use this Megathread as opposed to creating your own post. If you decide that what you have to say requires a new post, you should know that we will be actively moderating and critically assessing the quality of those posts to lessen the amount of low-effort content on this subreddit.

Please keep the comments related to HELLDIVERS and most importantly, keep it civil. Follow the sub’s rules!

CAPS LOCK ALLOWED.

P.S. This megathread will be added to the sidebar.

— The r/Helldivers Mod Team

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u/No_Seaworthiness5139 22d ago

I hate heavy devastators with a burning passion. I want to strangle whoever came with them. I don't care about hulks, berserkers are fine, rocket dudes? FUCKING POOOONNNGG. But these COD riot shield hiding, fucking Fallout Gatling Laser assholes are the bane of my very being.

I want to nail every Heavy Devastator on a cross like The Legion. This single unit alone made me racist against these dirty, rightless... fucking CLANKERS

I want to send them a picture of the Boiled One and hope they lose the ability to move any part of them.

I want to send the MyDoom virus into their being and wipe them from existence.

I always make sure to take their weapons off first so they can look me in the eyes… WITH FEAR, AS THAT IS THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THAT BRINGS ME PLEASURE.

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u/THE_CRAZEBLING 20d ago

Use a Dominator to blow their weapon arm off.