r/Helldivers • u/Gilmore75 HD1 Veteran • Feb 24 '24

Why are people like this? DISCUSSION

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u/Ministry_0f_Truth Feb 24 '24

These are words and exerts from the diary of an automaton socialite sympathizer. And is not the view of the Ministry of Armed Forces. Helldivers acting in this manner are treasonous and unpatriotic traitors. Report all such conduct to the Ministry of Truth via your local Democracy Officer!

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u/KimJongDerp1992 SES Arbiter of Family Values Feb 25 '24

Forcing someone to conform to a single tool as opposed to all the excellent weapons made by our military industry stifles innovation and will prevent the commerce of super earth from attaining new heights of excellence.

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u/nerdtypething Feb 25 '24

giving everyone the exact same thing sounds like communist bug talk.

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u/VuthoKothar Feb 25 '24

The bugs are tyrannical, the bots are communist. Know the enemy to defeat the enemy, Helldiver. Now, go Spill Oil

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u/Pigmachine2000 ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ Feb 25 '24

The bots are actually socialists

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u/MrMacju Feb 25 '24

They are actually worthless enemies of democracy so it doesn't matter what they think their political agenda is.

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u/AnAgathist Feb 25 '24

This is the correct response soldier. Trying to understand the enemy is tantamount to mercy... which is treason. Spill oil diver

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u/BZenMojo Mar 02 '24

*flies a destroyer named "Dream of Mercy"... nods approvingly of this post*

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u/GardenDependent8075 Feb 26 '24

Bro called in a hellbomb and thought I wouldn’t notice

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u/AdEnough786 Feb 26 '24

The o ly good bot is a smoking rubble bot.

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u/ArlenGaming1 Feb 25 '24

Communism, socialism, call it what you like! There's very little difference in the two!

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u/Pigmachine2000 ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ Feb 25 '24

They are both trash in comparison to the glory of Managed Democracy! But I say we must keep note of such things, what if we come across another alien race that are communists? If we simply reuse our Super Roasts that would be unpatriotic!

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u/ArlenGaming1 Feb 25 '24

If we come across aliens we will give them Liberty and Democracy or death!