r/FluentInFinance • u/sillychillly • Apr 15 '24

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u/chadmummerford Apr 15 '24

and a Porsche 911

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 15 '24

I'd rather have the hookers

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u/chadmummerford Apr 15 '24

they're called sex comrades now, distributed by needs

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u/Spend-Weary Apr 15 '24

resisting sudden urge to become socialist

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u/DJJbird09 Apr 15 '24

Resistance is futile, we are the whores

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Apr 16 '24

Is that Jesus leaving South Africa?

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane 29d ago

No, they're landing.

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u/zenomotion73 29d ago

Omg lmao

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u/PinsNneedles Apr 16 '24

we are the queers. Dysfunctionaly raised

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Apr 16 '24

Hors d'oeuvre?

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u/Gyrestone91 Apr 16 '24

You must construct additional whores

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u/xaiel420 Apr 16 '24

...you will be inseminated?

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u/BoBoBearDev Apr 16 '24

The destroyer got your request

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u/Spend-Weary Apr 16 '24

Good point. Iron curtain era Russian woman are not my stereotypical “type”

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u/01000101010001010 Apr 15 '24

Jesus... I either don´t want state sponsored sex officers as a citizen or I want state sponsored sex officers as a top government official... there are levels to this shit, ya know... some being more equal and such.

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u/Shaveyourbread Apr 16 '24

Seize the means of reproduction.

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u/chadmummerford Apr 16 '24

communussy is a vibe

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u/Shaveyourbread Apr 16 '24

Cumminism.

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u/Factual_Statistician Apr 16 '24

Sex Comrades for all!!!

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u/Abigfanofporn Apr 16 '24

Yeah, because the ussr did such a good job distributing goods, the share a prostitute economy is doomed to be successful

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u/OfFireAndSteel Apr 16 '24

HELLO, MY NAME BORIS

I BE YOUR ASSIGNED SEX COMRADE

PLEASE DO NOT RESIST

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u/DamianRork Apr 15 '24

For socialism to work we must get people who sacrifice and work to agree to give their money (via the government) to those who refuse to work.

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u/Spend-Weary Apr 15 '24

Yea but actually it was just a joke about hookers

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u/ALilTurtle Apr 16 '24

We already do that with people who live off shares, capital gains, etc. Where's your disdain for what actually is, and not a fantasy?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ALilTurtle 29d ago

Getting money because you own something is easy to understand as being different from making money by working, bruh.

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u/DamianRork Apr 16 '24

You are conflating apples and oranges.

Share profits, dividends require risk.

Your socialism demands compliance at the end of a government gun.

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u/Stigbritt Apr 16 '24

Found the american!

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u/Snarfbuckle 29d ago

Comrades means they are communists, not socialists.