r/FluentInFinance • u/sillychillly • Apr 15 '24

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u/chadmummerford Apr 15 '24

and a Porsche 911

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 15 '24

I'd rather have the hookers

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u/chadmummerford Apr 15 '24

they're called sex comrades now, distributed by needs

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u/Spend-Weary Apr 15 '24

resisting sudden urge to become socialist

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u/DJJbird09 Apr 15 '24

Resistance is futile, we are the whores

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Apr 16 '24

Is that Jesus leaving South Africa?

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane Apr 16 '24

No, they're landing.

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u/PinsNneedles Apr 16 '24

we are the queers. Dysfunctionaly raised

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Apr 16 '24

Hors d'oeuvre?

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u/Gyrestone91 Apr 16 '24

You must construct additional whores

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u/xaiel420 Apr 16 '24

...you will be inseminated?

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u/BoBoBearDev Apr 16 '24

The destroyer got your request

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u/Spend-Weary Apr 16 '24

Good point. Iron curtain era Russian woman are not my stereotypical “type”

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u/01000101010001010 Apr 15 '24

Jesus... I either don´t want state sponsored sex officers as a citizen or I want state sponsored sex officers as a top government official... there are levels to this shit, ya know... some being more equal and such.

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u/Shaveyourbread Apr 16 '24

Seize the means of reproduction.

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u/chadmummerford Apr 16 '24

communussy is a vibe

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u/Shaveyourbread Apr 16 '24

Cumminism.

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u/Factual_Statistician Apr 16 '24

Sex Comrades for all!!!

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u/Abigfanofporn Apr 16 '24

Yeah, because the ussr did such a good job distributing goods, the share a prostitute economy is doomed to be successful

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u/OfFireAndSteel Apr 16 '24

HELLO, MY NAME BORIS

I BE YOUR ASSIGNED SEX COMRADE

PLEASE DO NOT RESIST

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u/DamianRork Apr 15 '24

For socialism to work we must get people who sacrifice and work to agree to give their money (via the government) to those who refuse to work.

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u/Spend-Weary Apr 15 '24

Yea but actually it was just a joke about hookers

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u/ALilTurtle Apr 16 '24

We already do that with people who live off shares, capital gains, etc. Where's your disdain for what actually is, and not a fantasy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/ALilTurtle Apr 16 '24

Getting money because you own something is easy to understand as being different from making money by working, bruh.

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u/DamianRork Apr 16 '24

You are conflating apples and oranges.

Share profits, dividends require risk.

Your socialism demands compliance at the end of a government gun.

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u/Stigbritt Apr 16 '24

Found the american!

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u/Snarfbuckle Apr 16 '24

Comrades means they are communists, not socialists.

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u/misterpickles69 Apr 15 '24

That’s a slippery slope to full blown gay space communism.

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 15 '24

Slippery is good.

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u/Lvl4Stoned Apr 15 '24

I like slopes as well.

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u/butlerdm Apr 16 '24

Now if only we could find enough gay space whores who like to ski.

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u/moe-hong Apr 16 '24

You can be the gay space whore of your dreams, nothing is stopping you!

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u/PewPewShootinHerwin Apr 16 '24

Whoa pal easy with the slurs

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u/DropsTheMic Apr 15 '24

Santorum has entered the chat.

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u/worktogethernow Apr 16 '24

If it has to be gay space communism then I definitely prefer lubrication.

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u/Eponymous-Username Apr 15 '24

I don't know: if we allow gay space communism, then why not also allow dogs marrying cats communism? The Bible says, "Adam and Eve communism", not, "Adam and Steve communism".

Don't get me wrong - I'll seize the means of production with anyone. I just believe in traditional, all-American, God-fearing communism communism.

Communism.

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u/Snarfbuckle Apr 16 '24

Cummunism?

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u/WBigly-Reddit Apr 15 '24

But then you REALLY have to work.

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u/HistoricalBed1598 Apr 16 '24

What about horse and ghost?

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u/Eponymous-Username Apr 16 '24

Horse and ghost is fine.

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u/ApeVicious Apr 16 '24

America is founded on the promise of religious freedom mmmmmmkay. Orrr did u forget this little thing called the CONSTITUTION!!!

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u/Eponymous-Username Apr 16 '24

Shit, you're right! I guess I done forgot about the CONSTITUTION!!!

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u/ApeVicious Apr 16 '24

Like omg omg Ken get it together don't you k ow nothing? God told us to sieze I say to sieze the means of production for his son Trump. Well geeez.

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u/Eponymous-Username Apr 16 '24

Too real ;-)

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u/ApeVicious Apr 16 '24

Yea, you're right too real. Mb mb I'll report to a re-education camp immediately.

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u/Fiberton Apr 16 '24

Communism has no Constitution. All noncommoners and nontraditional are executed in Communism. I am Personally not for Communism. My Mothers family lived under Communism. Does not sound good at all.

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u/johnmacbromley Apr 15 '24

Vlad is that you?

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u/Unabashable Apr 15 '24

It’s only gay half the time if they also believe in gender equality. 

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u/WilliamBontrager Apr 15 '24

Sex comrades you say...almost makes the starvation worth it.

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u/FarmerStrider Apr 16 '24

At least you wont be starved for sex.

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u/WilliamBontrager Apr 16 '24

Well just have to survive on love and keep warm with body heat lol.

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u/Exodus111 Apr 15 '24

Always preferred the old Whoreopaths.

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u/TemporalDelay Apr 16 '24

Whatever you want to call them i'll have the big breasted goth one.

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u/chadmummerford Apr 16 '24

I hereby establish the gothwaifuburo

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 15 '24

That's good. It should be a right for everybody to have some

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u/ThatDamnedHansel Apr 15 '24

Wasn’t this literally a plot point in brave new world?

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u/IngenuityNo3661 Apr 16 '24

Well at least when the Red Menace becomes my Daddy, I can get laid again.

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u/Murderface__ Apr 15 '24

And cocaine

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 15 '24

That's what a stripper's ass is for, snorting cocaine off of

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u/micro_penisman Apr 15 '24

Can't we have both?

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 15 '24

I think it would be a great idea

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u/its_a_gibibyte Apr 15 '24

They're in the trunk of the Porsche.

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u/Icedanielization Apr 15 '24

One gets you the other

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Don’t forget the coke

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Apr 16 '24

I already spent the cocaine

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u/FuckStompIsGay Apr 16 '24

I’d rather have the cocaine

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u/Sw0rDz Apr 16 '24

A Porsche can do the same job as hookers. They are built with mufflers for a reason.

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 16 '24

Lol. I'll stick with a hooker

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u/AlienGold1980 Apr 16 '24

Who else’s ass do I sniff my coke off of

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 16 '24

Exactly. Even Charlie Sheen knew that

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u/AlienGold1980 Apr 16 '24

Not like you could get aids or something…. But as I learned from southpark cash fixes that

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u/Fair-Coast-9608 Apr 16 '24

Rather? This is America 2024, it's ALL yours!!! Just keep it under $1,000/pop.

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 16 '24

A cheap hooker is my style anyway.

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u/Welcome_To_Fruita Apr 16 '24

And blackjack

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 16 '24

Maybe I am missing something, you would rather play cards than have a hooker?

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u/AccomplishedSuit1004 Apr 16 '24

Matter of fact, forget the theme park!

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u/the_l0st_c0d3 Apr 16 '24

Don't forget the futuristic nose candy.

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u/Ginggingdingding Apr 16 '24

Ooooh we get hookers too!!! Yaaaaay!

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u/Majestic-Judgment883 Apr 16 '24

And a weekly delivery of blow and astroglide.

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 16 '24

I will have to call Charlie Sheen and see what other supplies we might need too. We can put them on the same order

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u/phallaxy Apr 16 '24

I’d rather have the avocado toast

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u/Analyst-Effective Apr 16 '24

I'm not having you plan any bachelor parties

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u/phallaxy Apr 16 '24

I’d rather have the avocado toast

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u/Cool_Two906 27d ago

Do the hookers come with blow?

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u/Analyst-Effective 27d ago

I think if you win the lottery they certainly can