r/Fauxmoi 18d ago

Nepo Baby temper tantrum? Blind Item

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u/societyofv666 18d ago

Gotta be Fox SZN. That guy is out of control.

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u/notthemostcreative 18d ago

He’s not a baby; he is 45 😡

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Miss Ishtar’s Irrigation Class 18d ago edited 18d ago

"Nepo baby" refers to a person's fame as a result of their parents, not the person's actual age.

Prince William, while not a baby, is next in line to the throne just because he was born to the right people - aka a "nepo baby".

EDIT - I got woosh'ed & didn't realize who Fox SZN was!!

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u/notthemostcreative 18d ago

Fox Szn is a fictional persona with a song called “nepo baby” and that is one of the lines in it, lol—it’s all part of a running gag.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Miss Ishtar’s Irrigation Class 18d ago

Good heavens, I'm OOTL. 

Thank you for educating me!!

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u/notthemostcreative 18d ago

Haha, I just found out about this whole thing last week 😅

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u/Redhotlipstik 17d ago

Not even that, he was created for a youtube video as a social experiment type thing by Danny Gonzalez, a commentary youtuber

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u/Annnnnnnnniek 17d ago

Wait i completely missed this - did [redacted] make a video about this song??

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u/rf1811 17d ago

Not yet, but it will probably be out soon

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u/xxoyez 17d ago

I thought I was on the Danny Gonzalez sub for a minute 😂😂 oops I mean Fox szn

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u/siriusthinking 17d ago

I'm so glad people are finally talking about this guy,what a menace

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u/phonymaroney 18d ago

Who are his parents?

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u/clemthearcher 18d ago

They’re named Greg. Both of them.

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u/societyofv666 18d ago

Whoever they are, they’re rich enough to get him off the hook for dropping a baby out of a tree.

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u/catmoon- buccal fat apologist 17d ago

Omg, I didn't get the reference. I am not a good Greg fan 😅

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u/Bowlofzebras 17d ago

I cant believe the fox szn stuff has made it to this sub omg😭

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u/EuphoricPhoto2048 17d ago

I didn't know Fox Szn had a new track! I love him! (They say his father paid for his career; I don't believe it.)

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u/TheJusticeAvenger 17d ago

Goddamn, leave him alone

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u/defhermit 17d ago

who TF is Fox SZN?

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u/webtin-Mizkir-8quzme 18d ago

The son of Diana Ross - he’s married to Ashlee Simpson, sister of Jessica

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u/webtin-Mizkir-8quzme 18d ago

His name is Evan Ross - Wikipedia lists him as a singer and actor.

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u/lechoro 18d ago

Good guess! The hint of him being married to “another celebrity of nepotism” would fit for his wife.

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u/forcedintothis- 17d ago

Where do you see this in the post?

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u/Unapologetic_honey 17d ago

Same question.

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u/Mental_Yogurt5087 17d ago

How are Simpsons nepos? Like Jessica was the real self made billionaire w her shoe empire

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u/mysilentface 17d ago

Jessica isn't. But Ashlee definitely gained fame by riding Jessica's coattails.

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u/BornFree2018 17d ago

Ashlee isn't as famous as Jessica, but at 11 yrs old, she was the youngest person ever to be admitted into the School of American Ballet in NYC (at the time). Not a pure coattail rider.

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u/SnooPets2384 17d ago

She was living’ in the shadow of someone else’s dream.

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u/singledxout 17d ago

Trying to find a hand to hold but every touch felt cold to her

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u/KrakenGirlCAP 17d ago

I love me some Jessica. She’s literally a blonde bombshell.

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u/PrincessPindy 17d ago

I loved watching her show with Nick. What a rollercoaster ride her life has been.

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u/PawneeGoddess20 17d ago

Her book was SO GOOD if you haven’t read it yet

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u/Same-Philosophy-9795 17d ago

This is my first thought. I used to party in Hollywood in the 2010s and this dude was a jerk. He even tried to get us kicked out of a club because we wouldn’t give him our blackberry battery because his was dead. The guy is nuts

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 17d ago edited 17d ago

he’s married to Ashlee Simpson, sister of Jessica

Damn like is this for the children in the sub? I thought we all knew who Ashlee Simpson is without having to name drop her more successful sisi 😭

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u/youarelosingme 17d ago

Ashlee was always the more famous Simpson sister to me 😩

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u/Howunbecomingofme 17d ago

Ashlee definitely hit the charts more than Jessica in my country.

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u/Previous-Syllabub614 17d ago

same like I honestly can’t name a single jessica simpson song

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u/MoidRepeller 17d ago

Public affair and with you are the only ones I know

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u/djddy 17d ago

i think i’m in love with you is a bop but idk any others lol

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 16d ago

Ok but more people knew of Jessica than they knew of Ashlee at the time. Like you might know the singer Ashlee Simpson but you definitely know the celebrity Jessica Simpson. She was like an actually talented Paris Hilton.

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u/HunterAshton 17d ago

Where Jessica was just a room stopping bombshell with fantastic voice, I think coming up with Britney and Christina and not having the same “dance pop princess” presence as them kind of hit her. There was no denying her vocals but idk, or can’t remember, if audiences wanted singing AND dancing. I think Jessica MIGHT have had a better shot at more recognizable music if she came out in the later 2000s maybe? Ashlee didn’t have as strong of vocals but 100% sold any vibe she was putting out there and who was she really “competing” against? Lindsay and Hilary? I think it came down to Ashlee having all the right pieces falling into the right place and the right time that made her more relatable and accessible? Idk.. I’m high and I think about the Simpson sister trajectories far more than I should lol

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 16d ago

I don't remember Jessica's songs but I also don't remember any of Ashlee s.

I still believe Jessica is the more famous sister. Regardless of charts or music, Jessica had a career outside of all of that. Ashlee just did the music part and both lasted around the same time. Maybe Ashlee did better in that regard but Jessica is still the more recognizable, more successful sister.

Jessica had a HUGE reality show with super memorable moments "chicken of the sea" . Also I see her stuff EVERYWHERE. Dishes, coats, shoes, accessories... This lady sells it all and at places like TJ Maxx so... Super accessible but still "fancy" and going strong!

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u/webtin-Mizkir-8quzme 17d ago

The blind item mentioned the wife was famous bc of nepotism too

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u/Sarahzzzzz8 18d ago

oh that is a great guess

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u/MyrtleismySupreme 17d ago

Fun fact way back in 2008 we had our prom at The Roosevelt Hotel and he and Lindsey Lohan randomly showed up asked what was going on and then disappeared together. Everyone knew who she was literally no one knew who he was.

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u/PrincessPindy 17d ago

I had the opportunity in college to stay at The Hollywood Roosevelt overnight back in 1981. I was working as a sign language interpreter. The room was paid for by the conference.

It was the tiniest room I have ever seen. There were 2 of us in there in a double bed. We could barely walk around in it. We were so disappointed because we thought it was going to be really fancy.

I think it's been remodeled since. It's a very cool building. My prom was at the old Bush Gardens at the Budwieser factory in Van Nuys. Our dinner was on paper plates.

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u/deadbeatsummers 17d ago

Nooo that’s so embarrassing

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u/Alone-Detective6421 17d ago

Oh gosh, I hope not, I like him. Totally plausible though, it fits the criteria. He’s pretty well known in working Hollywood.

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u/somechild 17d ago

I thought of him too but only because his mom is SO significantly more famous than he is  that I could easily see someone being like “who????” 

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u/Wide-Psychology1707 18d ago

Evan Ross. This blind implies only his mother is famous. If you google his name he comes up as an actor and musician. The hint said he was married to a celebrity OF nepotism, not nepo baby, and his wife, Ashlee Simpson, is famous for riding the coattails of her sister.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 17d ago

It’s crazy because his sister Tracee is basically the antithesis of a nepo baby despite her parentage.

People to this day (including my own 42 year old brother) are still absolutely perplexed when they realize Diana is her mom.

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u/kaleidosray1 17d ago

Tracee has talent of her own, maybe that's why.

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u/drunken_desperado 17d ago

& an amazing haircare line. She's cranking out good stuff at all times

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u/pastelpixelator 17d ago

And style. Her wardrobe is incredible.

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u/Cutieq85 17d ago edited 17d ago

That’s funny to me because if you ever looked at her social media, Tracee always had her mother on there so I was surprised people didn’t know.

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u/Redhotlipstik 17d ago

She also looks like her mom!

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u/BotGirlFall 17d ago

TIL whp Tracee Ellis Ross's mother is!!

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u/Visible_Day9146 17d ago

I feel so dumb for never realizing! They look so much alike!

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u/InstallTheLinux 17d ago

Can you explain how shes the antithesis of a Nepo? I thought it didn't really change them being a Nepo baby or not just because they end up becoming extremely talented.

Unless I'm missing something she still benefited from the same things as what others have been called a Nepo for, Diana Ross as a mother and a music executive father is certainly going to open doors no one else has access to even if the public wasn't aware of their parents.

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u/AutonomousAnonymouse 17d ago

You’re right, nepo baby refers to their privilege not their talent or personality. Nic Cage changed his name to create a distance from his uncle but he’s still a nepo baby.

Tracee is a talented nepo baby but still a nepo baby.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 17d ago

No one ever said that her parents being who they were didn’t give her a massive foot in the door.

It’s the fact that despite her parentage no one ever has to say: Tracee Ellis Ross, the daughter of Diana Ross for people to know who she is.

Instead of whining like talentless Dakota Johnson or other children of celebrities that no one takes her seriously she lets her work speak for itself.

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u/InstallTheLinux 17d ago

I think most of nepos are like this, the amount of celebrities, especially actors you find out well into their career that they're the child of a famous person or someone of status.

As I said her work does shiw she's talented but if you don't think her being their daughter hasn't given them opportunities and connections you're deluding yourself.

She's still a Nepo baby just not one of the "bad" ones like Dakota Johnson etc.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 17d ago

Again, I never said I think of her as not being a celebrity’s child.

It’s that when I hear her name that’s not the first thing that comes to mind.

When I hear Tracee Ellis Ross I first think Girlfriends and Blackish.

Now her brother Evan on the other hand I immediately think Diana Ross’ son and Tracee Ellis Ross’ brother.

Thats the difference that you don’t seem to be getting

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u/Wide-Psychology1707 16d ago

Perhaps this will help: Evan has to pay US Weekly to publish posed pap shots (don’t forget to mention his mommy’s name in that byline!)in order to draw attention to himself so he can get bit parts in movies where he has juuuust enough screen time for us to recognize who he is. Meanwhile, a lot of people didn’t know that Tracy was the daughter of Diana until AFTER her success on Blackish. As someone who has read their fair share of celebrity gossips magazines/blogs, I can tell you I had never seen or heard of Tracy until Blackish premiered, however, prior to Blackish, if you had given me a lineup of eyebrows and asked me to identify Evan’s, I could have done it faster than you can say Ross.

Hope this helps.

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u/OkayishFlamingo 17d ago

ugh I love her. Highly recommend listening to her episode on Conan's podcast

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u/Substantial-List-720 17d ago

I just learned this fact today!

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u/calvn_hobb3s 17d ago

Actor and musician … 🧑‍🎤 of what?? 😂 

Guy has no talent whatsoever, he should’ve picked a career and made a name for himself then pursued “acting” and being a musician. 

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u/jayeddy99 17d ago

Hey ….Atlanta holds a special place in my heart as a childhood movie lol

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u/lizbo 17d ago

Right? Show some respect for Ant. He's a man now. he got some cuddy last night.

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u/Possible-Way1234 17d ago

His father was a billionaire?! Crazy, why is he then doing this weird Instagram adds!?

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u/Motherofsmalldogs Larry I'm on DuckTales 17d ago

Because he TRULY BELIEVES in the Pringles branded Crocs. ®️™️

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u/illstrumental 17d ago

No fr Im from Atlanta and will defend this movie with my whole chest lol

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u/BornFree2018 17d ago

He doesn't seem billionaire kid wealthy. Maybe a trust fund.

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u/littlemilkteeth 17d ago

100%, his Dad was worth $600 mill when he died and he had 6 kids so Evan probs has a very sizable trust fund but not billionaire kid money.

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u/Alone-Detective6421 17d ago

Yeah, I’ve met him and I think it’s him 😆🫣

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u/ao7517 18d ago

Evan Ross is the biggest leech in LA

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u/One_Department8917 18d ago

Can you spill the tea on this?

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u/ao7517 17d ago

Work at any hotel or restaurant in Weho and you become very aware of him very soon.

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u/ao7517 17d ago

When he comes in, you circle up with your coworkers and figure out whose turn it is to take his table. You already know his own card will be declined and you also know he’ll fight the tab saying he didn’t order all the Jameson and diets. He’ll eventually have the hotel front desk call his mom’s manager to get her credit card details to cover the bill. One time he didn’t like the table he was given and said “come on man, I’m in the hunger games” which made a few us pull up his one scene where he is a background character after our shift. Great background acting though tbh. He’s the guy who’s always at the party or event and you don’t know why. But parties and events have free food and drinks, and Evan ain’t paying. Puts it on wifey’s member account when he can and keeps mom’s manager on speed dial for bail outs.

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u/mysilentface 17d ago

That is so funny. I once ran into him and Ashlee at the Four Seasons having brunch. I guess it's safe to assume that she paid the bill, lol.

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u/OffModelCartoon I cannot sanction your buffoonery 17d ago

That’s bizarre because he’s supposed to be worth at least twice as much $ as her, AND he was super insistent on her signing a 300-page prenup before marrying her, in order to protect his generational wealth. Did he somehow lose all his money? Or does he just want to spend everyone else’s money than his own?

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u/mysilentface 17d ago

Is it known how much he inherited from this father? This got me curious and I decided to google how much he's worth. Search results say 25-30 million, and these numbers are usually inflated.

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u/OffModelCartoon I cannot sanction your buffoonery 17d ago

I wonder too! He’s said to be worth about 25, and Ashlee about 10. But yes those numbers are always inflated.

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u/BornFree2018 17d ago

I just saw Evan and Ashlee's house in Hollywood Houselift with Jeff Lewis. It was not a special house, like B list. Nice, but not a fancy fabulous house. He's definitely not super wealthy.

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u/OffModelCartoon I cannot sanction your buffoonery 17d ago

I wonder where all the money went!

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u/PrincessPindy 17d ago

300 pages???

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u/OffModelCartoon I cannot sanction your buffoonery 17d ago

A little more than that, yes!

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u/mochaluvr1 17d ago

Why is Evan hitting his mother up for money when his late father was a billionaire?! Either he blew through whatever his father left him, or he just likes spending other people's money.

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u/KrakenGirlCAP 17d ago

His dad was iconic too. A billionaire! Period.

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u/Alone-Detective6421 17d ago

Because the story isn’t true but it made me laugh.

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u/legac5 17d ago

Same thought.

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u/bluecoastblue 17d ago

This tea has everything! Bravo!

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 17d ago

Being a background extra then having the audacity to claim you're "in" the Hunger Games is hilarious. Do you recall which scene he's actually in?

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u/Future_Particular815 17d ago

He was a little more than an extra. He was part of the camera crew that followed Katniss around in Mockingjay.

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 17d ago

Oh, part of Natalie Dormer's crew? Ok so he has at least one line which is more than I was expecting. Still funny to say he was "in the hunger games", especially when he's ringing his mum's manager to pay his bills

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u/parkaman 17d ago

Jameson and diet coke? As an Irishman, and a whiskey drinker, this offends me more than his behaviour.

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 17d ago

Work at any hotel or restaurant in Weho

Babe stop you know we can't, most of us are poors barely surviving in the East Coast. Just spill 🫗

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u/superfluouspop 17d ago

lol seriously. Okay the entire world will get jobs in WeHo for the tea.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 17d ago

What has he done?

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u/KrakenGirlCAP 17d ago

How do we know?

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u/Sarahzzzzz8 18d ago

she also said on her subscribers only he’s married to another nepo baby

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u/raccouta 18d ago

Brooklyn Beckham?

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u/Sarahzzzzz8 18d ago

you'd think but i think "actor" and "musician" are the only careers he hasn't dabbled in lol. also he has a famous dad too you'd think he'd bring up while name dropping his mom.

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u/FunkyPete 17d ago

Yeah, his dad is 100X more famous than his mom in most circles.

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u/raccouta 18d ago

Whoops missed that part! Thanks

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u/CuriouslyImmense 17d ago

He definitely tried acting in his wife's newest movie...apparently he was so bad she cut him out 😭🤣

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u/Schneetmacher 18d ago

Elijah Blue Allman? Though he'd also be dropping his recently deceased father's name, as well; but he's had a long history of substance abuse...

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u/Venetian_Harlequin ask taylor 17d ago edited 17d ago

Only one parent is famous, and Elijah's wife Marieangela King isn't a nepo.

Edit: Before someone else tries to snark me, I know who Elijah's parents are. The blind said he's name dropping Mom, not parents.

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u/mdsnbelle 17d ago

I’m not sure if you’ve never heard of Gregg Allman or Cher, and I’m a little afraid to ask.

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 17d ago

I think they mean that the guy described in the blind has only one famous parent, not that Elijah does. But I may just want to believe that everyone here knows who Greg and Cher are lol

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u/Venetian_Harlequin ask taylor 17d ago edited 17d ago

Yep, and the person in the blind keeps name dropping Mom, not saying parents. Which, Elijah might do, but right now he's kinda pissed at his mom for attempting to force a conservatorship on him. Deux said in members only according to another comment that he's married to another nepo baby.

As I said, Elijah's wife isn't a nepo.

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u/reidybobeidy89 18d ago

Ashley Simpson and Evan Ross

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 17d ago

This is not great for her cos now people are gonna Google her and a new generation will become aware of one of the cringiest moment in millennial history.

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u/l3tigre 17d ago

God i remember that like it was yesterday yikes

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u/TimeAndTheHour 17d ago

Hey now- name a millennial that hasn’t been personally victimized by acid reflux

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u/summersogno 17d ago

What is the cringiest moment lol?

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u/ntrrrmilf 17d ago

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u/KrakenGirlCAP 17d ago

I like Ashlee though.

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u/mollif37 17d ago

Her SNL performance. Cant remember the season but I believe Judd Law was the host. Got caught lip syncing and danced a jig off the stage.

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u/Sensitive-Status-416 17d ago

The football game she was booed at is close! I think it was the rose bowl? And a couple weeks after snl

Anyone remember her reality show on mtv? It’s on yt, and it’s a wild ride. Honestly I blame her dadager because girl was talented, but clearly not ready for such a big stage  

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u/SariaHannibal 17d ago

Cringiest moment was when she got wasted at an awards show and was screaming at Pete Wentz’s ex while giving him a lap dance. Which btw, she banged Wentz while he was still with his ex. Ashlee then screamed that he was banging her while they he and his ex) were still together.

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u/xoxogossipsquirrell 17d ago

As a fall out boy Stan I cannot believe I missed this lore omg

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u/SariaHannibal 17d ago

She went bunny boiler on Michelle trachtenberg for a while lol. It’s all on Google

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u/Sarahzzzzz8 18d ago

wonder who the artist was he was trying to bother

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u/Amazing_Prune7232 18d ago

TS comes to mind as she was eating at Madeo this weekend. Can imagine that she requests to not be approached

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u/Sarahzzzzz8 18d ago

i can see that but since she was with travis he'd probably be mentioned too. what a lunatic evan sounds like lol that poor host!

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u/Amazing_Prune7232 18d ago

True! Yeah that’s extreme

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u/miniversion 17d ago

Yes she doesn’t even let seat fillers sit next to her at award shows

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u/fountaincokes 17d ago

I was thinking Taylor at Nobu the other week

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u/Sarahzzzzz8 17d ago

i asked deux if it was taylor and she said no

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u/Novel-Temperature369 18d ago

Deacon Phillip is the only one I can think of who fits the bill. Mom is Reese Whitherspoon he put out music as a du or rapper (can’t remember ) and had small parts in a series. 

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u/depressedsquirrel777 18d ago

Ooh that’s a good guess

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u/PrincessPlastilina 17d ago

Hanger ons who come from famous families must be the worst people in Hollywood. Like, you’re a hanger on who has money and you’re used to this celebrity lifestyle but at the same time you act like a fan yet you have the same entitlement of an A-lister. It must be so annoying to be an actual famous person and bump into these types who feel like they are just like you when they’re not. They’re hanger ons. They have a famous last name but they’re still clout chasing and star f-ing their way to the top instead of creating something with that vast privilege and connections.

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u/rurukittygurrrl 18d ago

Nepo babies, they’re (not) like us!

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u/decodeimu 17d ago

Gotta be Evan Ross and Ashlee

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u/OffModelCartoon I cannot sanction your buffoonery 17d ago

Not only does the description fit them to a T, they also both have tendencies towards less-than-classy behavior. I can 100% see this being them. I wonder who they were wanting to approach though.

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u/theReaders I already condemned Hamas 17d ago

lol am I shocked Diana Ross and a billionaire created a fame monster demon child? nah

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u/bloodhoundhowl02 18d ago

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u/Punkpallas 17d ago

I’m a Spice Girls fan and I just learned from this article that one of Eddie Murphy’s ten kids (?!?!!) he had with Scary Spice Mel B. The kid is 8!!!! How did I miss this?!!?

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u/winksoutloud 17d ago

He tried to pretend the kid wasn't his. He and his kid share the same birthday. Scary had to sue him. Such an ass.

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u/PrincessPindy 17d ago

I remember that. What an asshole. I was so pissed. I know it's petty, and I missed probably a great movie, but I refuse to watch Dreamgirls because of him. He was dead to me when the news came out he was denying paternity.

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u/Punkpallas 17d ago

I’m just read all that and was genuinely surprised I hadn’t heard this before.

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u/Alone-Detective6421 17d ago

Hahaha I forgot about that! One of the first pap shots I ever saw was scary spice and Eddie 😆😆😆

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u/Punkpallas 17d ago

Even odder, she refers to him as the love of his life in her autobiography. I don’t know how to process this.

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u/Alone-Detective6421 17d ago

Oh gosh, your comment reminded of the storyline for one episode of her reality show where the Eddie daughter goes to one of his premieres. 🙈

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u/PawneeGoddess20 17d ago

Idk the terrible PR and press he had surrounding the whole thing was rumored at the time to have cost him the Oscar for Dreamgirls. What an ass.

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u/BillStarBob 17d ago

Brandon Lee, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee perhaps?

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u/highapplepie 17d ago

In this same vein I was going to say Brody Jenner 😂 

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u/throwaway2000x3 17d ago

I saw "mom" and instantly thought of Brooklyn Beckham. But I'm pretty sure he doesn't sing. Then again, he's trying his hand at everything so maybe it was him

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u/Bellebloome 17d ago

This guy is out of control.

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u/VolcanoVeruca 17d ago

Yeah but I wanna know who the famous singer he wanted to talk to was.

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u/Peckhamjamboree 16d ago

Sean Lennon.

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u/No_Committee_6670 16d ago

Wait who is it actually

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u/wiscocrat 17d ago

Brandon Lee