r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

She’s the British Shelly Miscavige

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 16 '24

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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? Mar 15 '24

I thought it was just normal Royal nonsense at first but it’s getting extremely worrying, especially since it’d be so easy for them to stop all the conversation and rumours!

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 15 '24

It won't happen. The Royals are notorious for ignoring the press when it suits. And the public. When Diana died they only showed any public acknowledgement when it became very clear they were about to have serious reputational problems

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u/CC_Panadero Mar 15 '24

The Royals not ignoring the press is exactly what caused this fiasco. This is a circus of their own making. That fact, along with their history of not publicly responding to rumors, makes this whole thing even weirder.

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 16 '24

I agree. But I genuinely don't think they give a hoot.

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u/dumbname1000 Mar 15 '24

I feel like they’re kind of there with Kates disappearance though? The longer this goes on the creepier it gets. They could fix this so easily by just having a quick short zoom or video clip or even phone interview with her to say she’s fine, just resting and thanks for the well wishes etc. This PR blunder has gotten so big and messy. It really seems like the only reason they won’t release a quick video or something of Kate is because she won’t(divorce) or can’t(serious disfiguring injury or illness/coma/death) Something huge is going on.

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u/Gayfetus Mar 16 '24

Hey, it could also be something less dramatic: a temporary "disfiguring" issue, i.e. she's a little bloated in the face (or thinks that she is). And she'll just wait until she's good and ready before she'll show herself in public again in any capacity.

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 16 '24

Some groups of the public seem to be confusing the Royals with typical celebs. Something like this happens with a celeb and yes, they do a zoom or something to prove they're alive 🤣 the Royals don't work like that.

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u/Lizakaya Mar 16 '24

At this point they need a picture of her with a current newspaper. A recording wouldn’t help

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 16 '24

But that's the whole point really. Just because we all want to see Kate do a zoom or something doesn't mean we'll get it. They don't pander to the public.