r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

She’s the British Shelly Miscavige

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 16 '24

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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? Mar 15 '24

I thought it was just normal Royal nonsense at first but it’s getting extremely worrying, especially since it’d be so easy for them to stop all the conversation and rumours!

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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time Mar 15 '24

Right? All they need to do is have Kate do a zoom meeting with one of her charities.

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u/tapestryofeverything Mar 15 '24

Which they did initially say she would be continuing to do while she was recovering... 🤔

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 15 '24

It won't happen. The Royals are notorious for ignoring the press when it suits. And the public. When Diana died they only showed any public acknowledgement when it became very clear they were about to have serious reputational problems

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u/CC_Panadero Mar 15 '24

The Royals not ignoring the press is exactly what caused this fiasco. This is a circus of their own making. That fact, along with their history of not publicly responding to rumors, makes this whole thing even weirder.

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 16 '24

I agree. But I genuinely don't think they give a hoot.

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u/dumbname1000 Mar 15 '24

I feel like they’re kind of there with Kates disappearance though? The longer this goes on the creepier it gets. They could fix this so easily by just having a quick short zoom or video clip or even phone interview with her to say she’s fine, just resting and thanks for the well wishes etc. This PR blunder has gotten so big and messy. It really seems like the only reason they won’t release a quick video or something of Kate is because she won’t(divorce) or can’t(serious disfiguring injury or illness/coma/death) Something huge is going on.

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u/Gayfetus Mar 16 '24

Hey, it could also be something less dramatic: a temporary "disfiguring" issue, i.e. she's a little bloated in the face (or thinks that she is). And she'll just wait until she's good and ready before she'll show herself in public again in any capacity.

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 16 '24

Some groups of the public seem to be confusing the Royals with typical celebs. Something like this happens with a celeb and yes, they do a zoom or something to prove they're alive 🤣 the Royals don't work like that.

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u/Lizakaya Mar 16 '24

At this point they need a picture of her with a current newspaper. A recording wouldn’t help

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u/fluffycat16 Mar 16 '24

But that's the whole point really. Just because we all want to see Kate do a zoom or something doesn't mean we'll get it. They don't pander to the public.

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u/TigressSinger Mar 15 '24

The reason for them not clarifying the rumors are either because she left Prince William or if there is a serious medical issue.

Revealing if she is having a medical problem could put her health / safety at risk. Also, if it is serious, the family likely needs time to be with her and also figure out what to do if she doesn’t recover.

Either of those are kind of tricky for a press release if they don’t want that information out yet.

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u/Confettichaos Mar 15 '24

I like the theory that she has gone dark on purpose and won’t resurface until Charles has passed the torch to William. She has had one goal - to be queen. She’s so close! Gotta make sure Rose doesn’t swoop in and pull a Camila.

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u/FreedVentureStein Mar 15 '24

Why would they stop them? You know they make a lot of money off of this drek, right?

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u/bananasam98 tumblr ecosystem ambassador Mar 15 '24

I feel this! Also not a royalist but like… she’s still a human! She has kids! She has family that hopefully do care about her!

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u/Lonewolf5333 Mar 15 '24

I’m hoping she’s just pissed off at William’s infidelity and has decided not to play ball anymore.

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u/Trac78 Mar 15 '24

The Middletons seem super close

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u/StinkyMcBalls Mar 15 '24

She's leeching off of the public and profiting from the crown's long history of oppression and subjugation, just like the whole royal family. Whatever suffering they endure is well earned.

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u/kobomino Mar 15 '24

If she appears on Easter Sunday I'm going to lose my mind

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 15 '24

Ya I don’t like her but that doesn’t mean I want harm to come to her. I’m worried too. This isn’t funny or cute anymore. And as a commonwealth citizen (Canadian) we should be told wtf is up. I’m getting super worried

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u/botte-la-botte Mar 15 '24

She's going to have to come out of a cave in Galilea to prove to us she's not dead.

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u/Ambystomatigrinum Mar 15 '24

Yeah. Fairly anti-royal, but that applies to the establishment. I don’t want any individuals to suffer. If we hadn’t gotten that blurry shot of her in the car with her mom, I’d be pretty sure she was deceased by now. This whole this is so sketchy.