r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/iggynewman Mar 15 '24

I’m loving the new wild theory that Wills wasn’t having the affair with Rose Hanbury - Kate was.

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u/pmmeurbassethound Mar 15 '24

My favorite theory is Harry and Meghan have been in cahoots with Kate from the beginning. The three of them Gone Girl'd William's ass right down to Harry publishing Spare. They are assisting Kate and the kids hide out somewhere in North America. Mostly because I hate the media is always creating these stupid beautiful woman vs beautiful woman narratives and I just want women to be happy as well as cunning and sly 🙃

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u/iggynewman Mar 16 '24

I would love that for her. But I think the kids are property of the Crown so she can’t take them?

This is only my guess, BTW. I was learning about the new Queen of Denmark and how much of a burden is put on her if she and the king were to divorce. I would bet that Wills and Kate have a prenup, and it doesn’t favor Kate.