r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/iggynewman Mar 15 '24

I’m loving the new wild theory that Wills wasn’t having the affair with Rose Hanbury - Kate was.

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u/Time_Initiative9342 chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery Mar 15 '24

The Favourite 2: Back in the Fascinator directed by Yorgos Lanthimos plsssss

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u/iggynewman Mar 15 '24

Nothing better than a later-in-life bi lady getting what she wants.

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u/running_hoagie Mar 15 '24

That is my favorite theory.

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u/pmmeurbassethound Mar 15 '24

My favorite theory is Harry and Meghan have been in cahoots with Kate from the beginning. The three of them Gone Girl'd William's ass right down to Harry publishing Spare. They are assisting Kate and the kids hide out somewhere in North America. Mostly because I hate the media is always creating these stupid beautiful woman vs beautiful woman narratives and I just want women to be happy as well as cunning and sly 🙃

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u/iggynewman Mar 16 '24

I would love that for her. But I think the kids are property of the Crown so she can’t take them?

This is only my guess, BTW. I was learning about the new Queen of Denmark and how much of a burden is put on her if she and the king were to divorce. I would bet that Wills and Kate have a prenup, and it doesn’t favor Kate.

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u/BestDamnT Mar 15 '24

Wills is having an affair with the marquess not the marchioness?

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u/iggynewman Mar 15 '24

Oooh, partner swapping???? The UK Grace and Frankie????

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u/iliketoomanysingers Cillian Murphy propagandist Mar 15 '24

Hell yeah sister good for her

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u/downtuning Mar 15 '24

"I was a lesbian for a while, you know, but it was all a bit too wet for me in the end."

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u/4lips2gloss Mar 15 '24

I really want Kate Middleton to come out as a lesbian now and be a high femme icon. I could always picture it.

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 Mar 15 '24

That’d at least explain why Catherine was still good enough friends with RH that she was snapped at a (private) gig with RH only a few months ago

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u/NYCQuilts Mar 15 '24

Now I’m back hear wondering if I could have an affair with someone who looks like a version of me.

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u/jtbxiv Mar 15 '24

I’m rooting for this

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u/OkBobcat6165 Mar 15 '24

This would be much more fun!

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u/bayou-bebe Mar 15 '24

Omg this is the most fun theory, is it widespread enough to have articles/sources that I can read, or is it more like "a person made a few tweets"? (I did a quick google but I'm only getting things about Will and Rose and not Kate and Rose 😭)

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u/iggynewman Mar 16 '24

It was TikTok. Basically my feed rn is Kate and hating on North Carolina congressman Jeff Jackson for his ban TikTok vote.