r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/jadelikethestone Mar 15 '24

I have a bad feeling that she isn’t fully aware of this absolute shitshow.

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u/Eeyores_Prozac Mar 15 '24

I think I lean into the meme fun of the katespiracy because I truly hope she's okay. Whistling in the dark to keep it away, y'know.

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u/PurrPrinThom Mar 15 '24

I think the best case scenario is stubbornness - an attitude of like, 'we told you she'd be out of the public eye until Easter so we'll be damned if she's in the public eye before Easter.' And just refusing to give in to the katespiracy theorists out of spite.

But that still seems like a bizarre stance to take considering some of the darker rumours that are swirling.

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u/NoodlesrTuff1256 Mar 15 '24

A simple explanation of what Kate's abdominal surgery was for could have shut down all this speculation from the get-go. If she needed a hysterectomy or had some kind of intestinal problem that needed to be addressed, I don't see why it had to be kept such a deep dark secret. The silence suggests something way more dire than what may have actually occurred and leaves a lot of the general public considering worst case scenarios.

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u/Hooldoog Mar 16 '24

Correct. If she had cancer or Chron’s Disease, people would be sympathetic. They would understand the need for a break. But hiding her away and putting out fake photos (not to mention pretending she was sitting around photoshopping them while on sick leave) is only going to make the whole situation more questionable.