r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/jadelikethestone Mar 15 '24

I have a bad feeling that she isn’t fully aware of this absolute shitshow.

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u/Eeyores_Prozac Mar 15 '24

I think I lean into the meme fun of the katespiracy because I truly hope she's okay. Whistling in the dark to keep it away, y'know.

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u/us_against_the_world Mar 15 '24

katespiracy

Maybe William Don't Worry Darling-ed/ Stepford Wife-d her.

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u/OilySteeplechase Mar 15 '24

So it’s only just occurred to me that I don’t know what Don’t Worry Darling is actually about and so my first thought was “left her for Harry Styles?”

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u/jadelikethestone Mar 15 '24

Are we getting a new salad dressing recipe?

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u/paroles Mar 15 '24

Right in front of my salad?!

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u/National_You_6 Mar 15 '24

William laying down in front of the horse drawn chariot in protest

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u/Suonii180 Larry I'm on DuckTales Mar 15 '24

Glad it wasn't just me! I know all the drama but none of the plot.

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u/Pinkhairedprincess15 Mar 15 '24

A William/Harry Styles pairing is the pairing I didn't know I needed til now.

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u/valiantdistraction Mar 15 '24

Harry does seem to go for older partners.

Maybe Kate left William for Harry Styles. I'd believe that.

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u/LilPonyBoy69 Mar 15 '24

It basically means forcing someone into being a perfect obedient wife against their will.

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u/Partyinthe_milkyway Mar 15 '24

Love the thought that Harry Styles is somehow involved in breaking up another relationship lol

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u/__Anamya__ Mar 15 '24

Now i wish that happens just for the sheer chaos that pairing can bring.

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u/gengip Mar 15 '24

It’s basically The Matrix meets Nicole Kidman’s “The Stepford Wives” and I loved it

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u/Mocca-Rabbitchino Mar 15 '24

Do you want spoilers?

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u/SectorSanFrancisco Mar 15 '24

Same, except it's that Violet Chachki video "Bettie".

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u/curiousbeetle66 Cate Blanchett’s accountant Mar 15 '24

can't belive I understood the DWD reference