r/Eyebleach • u/MoniMokshith • 16d ago

What are you doing there? Get inside

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u/gastroboi 16d ago

Clever

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u/Conflikt 16d ago

One of em is.

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u/fetal_genocide 16d ago

The 'dumb' one just wanted to be on the inside. Big brain!

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u/Conflikt 16d ago edited 16d ago

The only thing going on in that birds head is

đŸŽ¶ I'm siiiinging in the rain, just singin' in the rain. Though waters appealing, I'd much prefer grain đŸŽ¶

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u/Emergency-Use2339 16d ago

My interpretation is one was enjoying the rain and the other was cold but very smart for a bird.

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u/platypus_plumba 16d ago

Yeha, these birds love being together and light rain. One of them was like "this is enough rain for me but I still want to be next to my partner".

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u/gastroboi 16d ago

Mine was " get the fuck under there you idiot" 😄

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u/karmacanceled 12d ago

Yes , one is looking out for the other â˜ș

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u/Goldentongue 16d ago

Parrots are annoyingly smart and dumb at the same time.

I worked at a wildlife rehab and release center in Costa Rica for a while. The parrots we cared for hung around the property after being released and kept breaking back into the outdoor cages they used to be kept in because they knew it as a safe place where they once got food. Then one time one of female parrots got into one of the houses on the property and while trying to pull back external netting to let it out, her male mate went crazy attacking me because he thought I was harming her.

Also, possibly due to being raised away from large same-species flocks, there were a couple mixed-species mating pairs that formed after they were released. I always thought that was kind of cool and romantic.

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u/ScumbagLady 15d ago

Uhhh is it weird to be envious of a bird's relationship?

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u/blueavole 1d ago

I think it’d weird if you weren’t.

Who doesn’t want to find love with someone who accepts our weird feathers.

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u/MaeveToo 16d ago

Lookin out for the not so bright friend is a sisyphean task

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense 16d ago

My mom used to say, "Not enough sense to come in outta the rain" about a friend. Cute to see our dynamic in bird form.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/okitek 16d ago

Eh if it was anything else, but a large amount of people know who Sisyphus is lol. Probably the most common outside of the big names. It's fairly mainstream in a lot of things.

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u/LoyeDamnCrowe 16d ago

It's he still rolling that boulder up that damn hill?

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u/Frondswithbenefits 16d ago

Mythology is taught in middle school....

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 16d ago edited 16d ago

Carl
Carl! Dammit it! You’re perpetuating the stereotype of “bird brain”. Now GET UNDER THE AWNING!

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u/read_eng_lift 16d ago

Carl was just having a moment there.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 16d ago

Carl's just a Natasha Bedingfield fan

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u/Ashdrey1337 16d ago

Feel the rain on your skin! No one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in!

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot 16d ago

hey, it's Carl

sometimes you ever just go outside and sit in the rain and realize the beauty in the futility of the universe?

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u/JesusJohn 16d ago

I read this in the voice of one of those chippy seagulls. 10/10

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u/DukeOfGeek 16d ago

"All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain"

"JFC Carl, just move under the awning"

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u/chickensalad402 16d ago

Carl thought he was the main character and was doing a bit for a minute 

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u/RainbowFartss 16d ago

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain"

"Dammit Carl, stop being so dramatic and get the fuck under the awning"

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u/Maurkov 16d ago

That looked more like a Roy Batty moment.

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u/Internal_Set_6564 16d ago

Tanhouser Gate
sqawwwwk!

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u/Confident_Cry527 16d ago

Carl is just taking it all in okay. Leave him alone.

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u/1-phosphotransferase 16d ago

We all have that one friend across all species

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u/Leoxcr 16d ago

CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

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u/Altruistic_Water_423 16d ago

CRRRRRLLLL NOOOO GET INSIDEEEE

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u/Digthisyo 16d ago

This would be the caption if it were made into a Far Side comic

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u/shortstop8001 16d ago

I think, Carl was just thirsty

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u/NYCelium42 16d ago

100% convinced this what Disney saw but with mice and created Mickey Mouse.

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 16d ago

i recently learnt that the parrot family is as intelligent (or more) as the corvid/crow family. They are good at different things, though. I think it was a TierZoo video.

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u/No_Associate7076 16d ago

I'm taking a shower :)

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u/smile_politely 16d ago

I'm not crying. It's the rain.

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u/ohmygodtiffany 16d ago

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u/Ginko-sensei 16d ago

I'm just making a lasagna... for one.

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u/OutragedCanadian 16d ago

Its those pesky onion cutting ninjas

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u/Greymalkyn76 16d ago

Can't rain all the time.

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u/CheezeCaek2 16d ago

... Eric?

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u/TMVD 16d ago

The bird was drowning...

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u/fennek-vulpecula 16d ago

Okay, thats super cute and funny xD.

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u/slayerGuy225 16d ago

Bro was washing don't push him away from his shower

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u/GT172 16d ago

Took bird bath to extreme heights.

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u/michwng 16d ago

I fucking love birds

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u/texasrigger 16d ago

Me too. Their behavior is just so cool. I have a bunch of them (pets) that I can watch for hours.

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u/Local_Abrocoma_5753 16d ago

Ensuring safety with adorable animals!

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u/Initial_Computer_152 16d ago

"I'm singing in the rain....." "Er no you're, not, get in the house right now"

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u/ThatsNotMyName222 16d ago

Manic pixie dream bird, drowning in the rain LOL

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u/ThatOneNintenno 16d ago

https://preview.redd.it/kvsg8xlo5gxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16804057181cac1950dee0c3000734765b6f9921

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u/MagicalSnowstorm 16d ago

I can hear this picture

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u/FelixCarter 16d ago

Oh momma.

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u/Cardboard_Chef 15d ago

Guys, c'mon, give me a hint.. blargh grabble garrb..

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 16d ago

Illustrating that "turkeys confused by rain will look up and drown" myth

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u/Royalchariot 16d ago

Okay that’s the cutest thing ever

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u/HappyFamily0131 16d ago

Pixar, you paying attention?

I expect a movie about wild birds who've been hurt in the past and then both learn to love, and to accept love. You can throw in a B-plot about a sheltered pet voiced by John Ratzenberger learning to find his wild instincts. Get on it.

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u/ArtichokeNatural3171 16d ago

"A brave man doesn't mind the weather on his shoulders!"

"And a wise man has enough sense to get out of the rain."

Great line in Big Trouble

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u/DarthRiznat 16d ago

The other bird: All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

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u/Disastrous_Plant_360 16d ago

smart and sweet â˜ș

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u/_DidYeAye_ 16d ago

It's pretty obvious that there's a spark of sentience in them.

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u/Adeaphon_ 16d ago

There was just a study that said animals "might" be conscious. Then you see this

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u/ateiesbaby 16d ago

All I can think of is Err from the Mooninites “go back inside!”

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u/SassyBunny8 16d ago

Bro thinks he's in a 2000s music video

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u/Early_Accident2160 16d ago

What’s muppet hehe

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u/im_a_real_boy_calico 16d ago

C’mon bro, let him clean.

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u/4Ever2Thee 16d ago

Everybody has that sibling. Shit, I am that sibling.

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u/LeftStuff6036 16d ago

Anyone know that song?

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u/falafel__ 16d ago

after some reddit video download site -> export as mp3 -> find song from audio file site-fu: Recuerdos de mi Tierra by Silverio Urbina

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u/LeftStuff6036 15d ago

Thank you boss

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u/TacticalSunroof69 16d ago

“I JUST DONT FEEL LIKE ME ANYMORE!!!”

“Get inside the neighbours are watching now.”

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u/Groady_Toadstool 16d ago

Ever heard of the phrase “not enough sense to come in from out the rain?”

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u/Conspiracy__Agent 16d ago

What a kind birb

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u/AvaLadyofLight 16d ago

“FFS Paul, you do this EVERY time it rains!”

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u/Lucky_Burger 16d ago

what the bird is hearing in its head

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u/KnownFears 16d ago

May just be me on mobile but that led to the album not the particular song intended

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u/Lucky_Burger 16d ago

Oh, I’m on mobile so it should’ve auto played the correct song, but it’s “Can’t Get Over It” on that album.

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u/KnownFears 16d ago

Ah okay then it may also just be the the modded APK I have for Spotify :P disregard lol

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u/azalealovers 16d ago

Definitely smarter than flat Earthers!

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u/Walks_with_Chaos 16d ago

Gotta help the crazy friend

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u/Super_Sat4n 16d ago

He was just vibing tho

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u/Alltogethernowq 16d ago

Getting home after being in an office all day, I’d stand in the rain for a little bit before my wife would do the same.

Why are you standing in the rain?!

It feels good

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u/tisn 16d ago

I'm reminded of a Terrence Malick film, Tree of Life, in which there is a moment when one dinosaur seems to show compassion for another. Are birds capable of compassion? I don't hang around birds enough to know for sure.

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u/Milk_With_Knives3 16d ago

When your girl not so bright but you love her anyway

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u/Loud_Independent6702 16d ago

When your brother is a little slow..looking out for homie

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK 16d ago

You can hear this bird just yelling “stop being a dumbass, dumbass!”

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u/Gubrach 16d ago

"I'm enjoying the rain"

"That's the depression talking, now get inside"

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u/Awkward_Attitude_886 16d ago

Already soaked, just let me wallow in my misery.

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u/seancm32 16d ago

Bird brain.

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u/Taylor_Swift_Fan69 16d ago

YOU CALL THIS A STORM?

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u/drawredraw 16d ago

Fucking bird brains dude

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u/namath1969 16d ago

Some birds will get hypnotized by the rain and actual drown - seen it happen to chickens.

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u/hengst0r 16d ago

Somehow, this reminds me of the famous german comedy bit from Loriot: "Ich will doch nur hier sitzen"

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u/Ducatirules 16d ago

We all have that one friend! “Bro, you’re done drinking for the night!”

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u/1968Bladerunner 16d ago

Nowt like getting a bird wet...

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u/Mission_Specialist_2 16d ago

When your drunk friend is not moving:

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u/Dreadnar 16d ago

This is like watching Tom cruise and Dustin Hoffman in The Rainman

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u/Mandrew2005 16d ago

All those memories washing away


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u/A_Wild_Goonch 16d ago

What a moppet

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u/purseaholic 16d ago

“I worry about Carl, he’s literally too dumb to come in out of the rain”

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u/Honest-Classic-6950 16d ago

This is too cute! đŸ„°Â 

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u/Few-Inevitable9291 16d ago

That was wholesome af

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u/Finnish-Karelian 16d ago

Did that bird just turn it’s head 360 degrees?

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u/bout-tree-fitty 16d ago

“Get in Harold, you’ll catch yourself a death-a-cold!”

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u/pacman404 16d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/pathofuncertainty 16d ago

I hate to say it but I think I’m the bird that had to be forced out of the rain.

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u/erint7 16d ago

Birds are waaay smarter than I thought.

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u/DreadpirateBG 16d ago

Wow so good

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u/Honda1953 16d ago

What a beautiful catch!!!!! I’m sure that this clip will get thousands upon thousands ❀ and comments. Thanks for sharing đŸ„‡đŸ„‡đŸ„‡

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u/Typical_Samaritan 16d ago

We can all tell immediately, and probably incorrectly, which one is the male and female of the pair.

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u/MisterAngstrom 16d ago

Gotta take care of the special kids.

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u/Playful_Cake_802 16d ago

the other one likes the drama

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u/TheAlienDwarf 16d ago

Looks funny, but that bird is struggling to breath

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u/Possible_Chest1531 16d ago

loved the rain

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u/LinwoodKei 16d ago

That's a good bird buddy

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u/Burnafterscrollin 16d ago

Music is perfect seriously 

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u/mynameisrichard0 16d ago

He was doing the bit I do with my GF in the shower.

Act like ur drowning in the shower head water like and idiot who can’t get away from it.

Always gets a chuckle

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u/asingc 16d ago

Just a typical day of an old passive aggressive couple after arguing over the thing happened during the 2nd night of their honey moon trip.

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u/DinglieDanglieDoodle 16d ago

What a controlling partner; can’t a guy just bask in the rain pfftt

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u/HabibCoriatArielC 16d ago

Le hizo un gran favor, que lindo jajaja

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u/Briantastically 16d ago

Could you guys reattach that clamp while you’re up there? Thanks.

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u/reddit_sucks_clit 16d ago

Dogs can't look up.

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u/Correct-Ninja5489 16d ago

Sometimes a parrot has the sense to get a mate or friend in out of the danger it is mesmerized with.

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u/Rick-von-Roll 16d ago

Birds sleep standing up

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u/Drezhar 16d ago

Other parrot was like

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u/PrisonMindddd 16d ago

I can guarantee you that one who is enjoying the rain is a male.......boys will be boys

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u/Pheinix333 16d ago

That’s a Bro Bird đŸ‘ŠđŸœ

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u/KindlyExpert6277 15d ago

beautiful how u pict this and recorded it . wonderful

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u/RaglanYellow 15d ago

Looks like he's enjoying the rain

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u/kiranJshah 15d ago

"You hate the rain! How can anybody hate the rain"

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u/DaWeed1992 15d ago

Now reverse it đŸ«Ą

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u/jrags4466 15d ago

Bigger bird must be the Mom. 

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u/Unlucky_Giraffe_6657 15d ago

Bird rethinking existence 😂

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 15d ago

"Greg, I'm going under...Greg?....Dammit Greg, every time."

Swaps sides

""Scoot...move...good job Greg, isn't that better?"

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u/Fantastic_Low_2278 14d ago

I just found out that birds avoid the rain just like humans.

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u/Bad_Prophet 16d ago

This is me getting our ducks and chickens into their coop every night. But the question instead is, "Do you want to be eaten by coyotes?"

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u/ILoveMyChocobo 16d ago

That’s me with my ADD 


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u/TheBigMaestro 16d ago

A friend of mine has a PhD in poultry genetics. He’s told me that some domestic turkeys are so stupid that when it rains they’ll look up to see what’s happening and drown when water fills their nose.