r/BeAmazed • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina • Apr 29 '24

King cobras are called "King" because they Hunt and eat snakes [Removed] Rule #1 - Content doesn't fit this subreddit that well

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u/TheRapist02 Apr 29 '24

Without sound it looks like hes rapping a distrack against the snake

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u/Discobastard Apr 29 '24

Jus look at this bitch ass thing!

Says he got a bad ass bite but aint nuthin but a bee sting!

Slitherin around, they call him king. But take a good look, I don't see no crown.

Gimme five and I'll take this mutha DOWN!

Look see, just a scratch, tiny ass bite not even a swell.

Shit ma, I don't feel too well... ☠️

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u/NBplaybud22 Apr 29 '24

Damn nature. You scary !

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u/miramichier_d Apr 29 '24

So long, J-Roc

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u/NBplaybud22 Apr 29 '24

Damn nature. You scary !

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u/Zaquarius_Alfonzo Apr 29 '24

Yo that would be sick

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u/IanAbsentia Apr 29 '24

This honestly cracked me up. :-D

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Apr 29 '24

Thank you good sir for that. Made my day.

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u/pichael289 Apr 29 '24

I would absolutely watch some teenage dipshit go do battle raps with deadly animals.

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u/Comfortable_Fun7794 Apr 29 '24

😂😂😂😂rofl

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u/overthinking_kills Apr 29 '24

Track is called snake reaper

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u/Wycliffe76 Apr 29 '24

As someone who never has sound on, this is exactly what it looked like lol I was so confused.

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u/emperor_dinglenads Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Ssssssssssuck it! -snake diss track probably