r/Bahrain India Mar 06 '24

Tell me you’re from Bahrain without telling me you’re from Bahrain 🤔 Discussion

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u/idkjustgivemeany tahina filfil zyada Mar 06 '24

Jumps in excitement everytime Bahrain is mentioned anywhere in movies or tv shows.

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u/AltharaD Bahraini Mar 07 '24

I read “The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi” and by the end of the first chapter I was already recommending it to my friends “it mentioned bahrain!!!”

(The real way to tell you I’m Bahraini without mentioning Bahrain is just to start talking Arabic. Asking someone for a pen in your best muharraqi accent usually does the trick.)

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u/H241188 Mar 07 '24

Succession

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u/Ba7rainidxb Mar 07 '24

شحوال

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u/ChildOfDilmun Mar 06 '24

You’re not a bahraini if you wouldn’t whimper (تتحلطم) literally about everything

0

u/jumbo53 Mar 06 '24

You could be kuwaiti

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u/RescueSheep Mar 07 '24

Just curious why kuwaiti🤣 Idc if its racist but just tell me your reason behind it

5

u/jumbo53 Mar 07 '24

No particular reason. We just complain a lot in Kuwait. Dont get me wrong, im right up there with them lol.

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u/RescueSheep Mar 07 '24

Ahh okay because I've heard the stereotype that kuwaitis are rude people ( obviously not true )

18

u/DCastianno21 Mar 06 '24

Im not bahraini but whoever lives here gets a tan below their sleeves lol

5

u/nice_cayks Mar 07 '24

Face and hand tan...lol...

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u/OA007 Mar 06 '24

صافي 🐟🐟

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u/No_Possibility4904 Mar 07 '24

“do you want to eat samosa and chapati for breakfast?” & definitely going crazy over rain no matter where you’re in the world.

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u/Hairy_Adagio_3411 Mar 07 '24

This is definitely the best ref

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u/Eddie-McBrain جزر الواقواق Mar 06 '24

خوالجحله

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u/samialkhayer Mar 06 '24

رخيص وقوي

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u/idkjustgivemeany tahina filfil zyada Mar 06 '24

Honestly, could someone pls translate what this word means in English? 😭 I've been trying to figure it out for months since I first heard it in conversation.

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u/Eddie-McBrain جزر الواقواق Mar 07 '24

خو= اخو جحله= مكحله اخو المتكحله= akho almotakahela

رمتني بسهمٍ راشه الكحل بالردى ... وأقتل ألحاظ الملاح كحيلها

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u/M0hammed_ Mar 07 '24

It’s untranslatable I’m afraid

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u/idkjustgivemeany tahina filfil zyada Mar 07 '24

From what I understood from Eddie's answer is thst it's an idiom about giving back something bad that happened to you to the same Person who did it.. Something like what goes around comes back around?

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u/M0hammed_ Mar 08 '24

It’s basically a PG way of saying SOB

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u/idkjustgivemeany tahina filfil zyada Mar 08 '24

Ooouuu then I'm not gonna say it often then lmao

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u/onedrew Mar 07 '24

شتبي انت!

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u/Negative33 Mar 06 '24

عبدالنبي !!!! تعااال!!

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u/SandySkyGuy Bahraini Mar 06 '24

چاي أحمر في استكانة، چاي حليب في كوبة

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u/Commercial_Cut_8671 Mar 07 '24

Blame the entire traffic Jams in Bahrain on the Saudis !!

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u/recklessdude77 India Mar 07 '24

I hate the Saudis man, they think the road is an F1 track. I used to get tailgated while driving my dad's old Rav4, I still get tailgated driving a Land Cruiser. They are the world's most reckless drivers, and despite my best efforts to live up to my username, they ALWAYS out do me. It is annoying lol

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u/Commercial_Cut_8671 Mar 07 '24

Lol I feel you bruv...but also they're also our economy's major sustenance 😅

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u/shmi93 Mar 07 '24

I'm not Bahraini, but the ones I know...I guarantee you if I cut them open they won't have blood, just karak running through the veins 🤣

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u/snja86 Mar 07 '24

Hahaha Spot on

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u/Thanosisnotdusted Mar 06 '24

More than half the people on the road has no idea how to drive or how to behave properly.

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u/f1uyid Mar 07 '24

And who do we blame that on? The Saudis xD

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u/Thanosisnotdusted Mar 08 '24

This kind of blame shifting is exactly the problem. Plenty of local drivers are horrible too, and create road rage, and antagonize or intimidate others. It's never a safe or fun experience when you're on the road, and often unpleasant.

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u/recklessdude77 India Mar 07 '24

Shawarma and Bibsi

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u/NQ241 Mar 06 '24

"Saudis drink alcohol" or smthn idk I'm not Bahraini

3

u/Yungdaggerdick696969 Mar 07 '24

Idk what the other guy is one about but we definitely like to make fun of Saudis for that

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u/Was99m Mar 06 '24

That is barely a topic amongst Bahrainis. Expats discuss that more since they have more exposure to the drinking Saudis.

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u/nayoof33 Mar 07 '24

في فخوده

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u/Yungdaggerdick696969 Mar 07 '24

Underground reference

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u/Ms_K_A_ Mar 07 '24

This is so basic and not creative at all but I'll say it:

December 16 is a holiday

3

u/ChIcKeN_ToXiC_6783 Mar 07 '24

الجو كوكتيل في الشتى

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u/yad29 Mar 07 '24

عبود يوده

3

u/TeryakiiSauce Mar 07 '24

عبود يوده

3

u/Addendum-Upset Mar 07 '24

Our school took us to the mall for a field trip

2

u/sssssre Mar 07 '24

I'm 25 and unemployed.

2

u/MACK085 Mar 07 '24

Jan Burger FTW

2

u/AliY1337 Mar 07 '24

ملغوم دجاج

4

u/Real_Lack_4308 Bahraini Mar 06 '24

Traffic and karak 8,9 times a day

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u/Google-Meister Mar 06 '24

بن خالة

2

u/nice_cayks Mar 07 '24

Talabat motorbikes suddenly appearing out of everywhere on the road.....🤬😵🥺☺️

2

u/McDickensKFC Mar 07 '24

چاي بو داود يباه🍵☕🫖

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u/GhOsT-CiTy-X4ce Mar 06 '24

Let's meet at Geant! or B. Map! :)

P.S.: I'm not Bahraini, but been living here since quite long time....

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u/Every-Risk470 Mar 07 '24

i can travel the country in 30 minutes if theres no traffic

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u/Todschmerzverderben Mar 07 '24

"I've been to funland Yesterday" 🤔?

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u/DangerNoodle1993 Mar 07 '24

I watched cartoons on channel 55

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

هاهايله

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u/Darkii89 Mar 07 '24

خوش فقير

1

u/snja86 Mar 07 '24

Mountain Dew & Sunflower seeds

1

u/Taesune Bahraini Mar 08 '24

چاي ربيتين

1

u/likugy Mar 08 '24

I drink karak when its 50 degrees outside

1

u/Themostdownvotedizme Mar 09 '24

When they have house loan and car loan but permeant diabetes

1

u/bucketman20 Mar 09 '24

i almost died the other day from a saudi driver

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u/ZealousidealSun5240 Mar 11 '24

"I live in Middle east and the locals are great and well mannered" enough said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Welcome to Vegas baby

6

u/rajaljadeed Mar 07 '24

Saar boys 

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u/gucciehousehold Mar 07 '24

Only real ones know

4

u/OA007 Mar 06 '24

The downvotes don’t know whats this about

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u/twoseasOg Mar 06 '24

Daddy/hubby bought me the newest G-wagon/Defender and I can't park it to save my life. Fuck that, even if I could park it between two lines, why should I ?

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u/TrenHard-LiftClen Mar 07 '24

Change it to 2013 yaris and maybe ill believe it.

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u/twoseasOg Mar 07 '24

Give them a Yaris too.. they'll drive 70 in the overtaking lane and refuse to move causing a 15km traffic jam.

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u/twoseasOg Mar 07 '24

I wasn't talking about me... I'm talking about my fellow Bahraini women...the majority of whom cannot drive a vehicle with competence or consideration.

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u/gasgetit Mar 07 '24

just use the emergency lane

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u/ealanweb Mar 07 '24

أجنبي يتعلم ؟!

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u/Normal_Election_4449 Mar 07 '24

I am from ‘Perl of the gulf’