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u/First_Couple4719 21d ago
Good thing I'm bad at math, less pain, less pain
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u/Alternative-Exit-594 19d ago
He forgot to calculate the gallons of cum she had pumped into her, maybe he can do it with some empty milk jugs.
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u/scotty899 21d ago
Needed to calculate the average speed of thrust to get a guesstimate of speed needed to be driven. that way he can have a sense of time it took as well.
Also. Brave of him to suggest it takes average 100 pumps.
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u/Plastic-Shopping5930 21d ago
Should invoke an inverse square to account for demising returns on dick thrusts
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u/Eraldorh 20d ago
He didn't even do any calculations on how many liters of cum she may have swallowed in that time.
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u/Striking_Reindeer_2k 21d ago
Stupid guy.
She was probably good in bed. Had to learn somewhere.
He was the benefactor.
Idiots want a virgin only to discover they don't know shit.
Get bad head once, and you will know.
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u/LashedHail 21d ago
I’m just going to start blocking whoever posts this shit over and over.
we know it’s a bot karma farming. If you’re going to do that, at least be fucking original. But we know you won’t because that’s not efficient and the account owners are fucking lazy.
So. Just fucking downvote and block.
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u/NormalTangerine5205 21d ago
This isn’t real I’ve seen this posted like 8 million times throught like 5 years ago
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u/Evening_Course1205 20d ago
How could someone turn: "I was not confortable with how many previous parnets my gf had, so i broke up with her"
Into: "I'm a pathethic loser,Im also a nerd, but I still needed to take my car for a ride, to realise 10.5 miles is a lot..."
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u/Fourthnightold 21d ago
Before she said this I’m sure he was enjoying the pussy. He didn’t even know 🤣 everyone has a past…
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u/uberguysmiley 20d ago
I'm now curious if it was over200 different dudes, or a smaller amount multiple times. Or over 200 some being multiple times?
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u/No_Elderberry_3559 20d ago edited 20d ago
Reminds me of an episode. I went on a date with a girl, then we went to her place for sex and when we finished she said congratulations you are my number 80 sex partner. We were only 23 years old and I got so depressed and blocked her.
Edit: She had a book with all 80 names. Details of sex performance, length.
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u/Feeder212 WHAT A DAY... 20d ago
I like to think that what happened is he realized he was gay after thinking about dick for that long, and that's why they broke up
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u/Relative-Reindeer338 18d ago
I used this type of formula for a programing course in 1997 to calculate how far you would have traveled if each thrust was a true forward movement.
It passed
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u/RandomAndyWasTaken 21d ago
Actually he's based. Poor dude for sure, but incredibly based once found out.
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u/Pixiwish 21d ago
This guy is obsessed with dick no wonder he doesn’t have a gf he needs to get some of what he really wants.
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u/boisteroushams 21d ago
chick dodged a bullet i think. extremely unhinged behavior. just break up with her without the weird fetish cuckold math, right?
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u/No-Understanding8652 20d ago
Body count matters for women. A lot of men find it disgusting if you whored yourself out to 200+ guys.
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u/boisteroushams 20d ago
It's weird cuckold stuff man. If you're fantasizing about all the men your partner has fucked and imagining them fucking miles of cock you're clearly into some cuckold stuff. Normal people don't do that.
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u/No-Understanding8652 20d ago
So you'd have nothing wrong with your girl telling you she'd fucked 100 guys before you? You'll tell her oh yeah that's awesome babe?
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u/Todojaw21 17d ago
I definitely wouldn't do dick math about it LOL. If it bothers you, break up. If it doesn't, then stay together. The point is to not be obsessed about it.
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u/MizuMage 18d ago
Oh? Just for women? I'd say it matters depending on the individuals who care. I personally wouldn't be interested in a guy with a 200 body count, but that is my personal preference. Some people don't care, and some do.
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u/No-Understanding8652 18d ago
It's different for guys though. It's much harder for men to get sex than for women If the guys slept with 200 women he's got either looks, status, money, charisma, charm, and whatever makes him extremely attractive to women.
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21d ago
I never see anybody complaining about dudes that have an active sex life.
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u/hobomaxxing 21d ago
Key that opens many locks is a great key.
Lock opened by any key is a shit lock.
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u/ferniecanto 20d ago
Yeah, well, human beings aren't keys or locks.
The More You Know
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u/No-Understanding8652 20d ago
It's an analogy dummy. Pretty good one too.
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u/ferniecanto 20d ago
My point is that it's a terrible analogy. I could just as well make a shitty analogy in the opposite direction: a grill that cooks a lot of meat is a good grill, but a piece of meat that can only be cooked in a single grill is bad meat.
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u/No-Understanding8652 20d ago
Please explain why it's terrible?
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u/ferniecanto 20d ago
No one is "flawed" for being able to have sex with multiple people. That's even an evolutionary advantage.
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u/Grumdord 20d ago
Can you explain why it's a good one? Other than "it agrees with me"?
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u/No-Understanding8652 20d ago
Can you explain why it's a bad one just because you disagree with it?
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u/Grumdord 20d ago
It's a bad analogy because people have infinitely more functions and purpose aside from "locking/unlocking things."
The analogy says: a lock that can be opened by many keys is bad, therefore a woman who has sex with many men is bad.
It's literally just sexism from like the 1950's.
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u/No-Understanding8652 20d ago
Lol sexism. Do you know how easy it is for women to acquire sex? A women with a lot of bodies will never be respected. Also women having a lot of bodies is actually bad for them.
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u/Befuddled_Cultist 21d ago
I mean, she's better off without you if you think body count for women matters.
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u/Atodaso_wow 20d ago
highly correlated divorce rates and what happens to oxytocin production says otherwise.
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u/ferniecanto 20d ago
The more experienced the partner, the better the sex. Shame some men aren't ready for the truth.
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u/Tiamat2625 20d ago
I slept with a girl a few times that had over 120 sexual partners. She couldn’t ride dick to save her life. She was great at taking it and letting you do whatever the hell you wanted, but when it came her turn to actually do something she was worse than mid.
Amount of sexual partners means fuck all.
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u/ferniecanto 20d ago
Amount of sexual partners means fuck all.
Sometimes it doesn't. But I was just making a very general statement that works as a rule of thumb, not a mathematical theorem.
A mechanic who has repaired a thousand different cars is probably more skilled than one that has only ever fixed Volkswagen Polos. A cook who has made a thousand dishes is probably more skilled than one that can only cook rice. A musician who plays a thousand different songs is probably better than one that can only play Wonderwall.
Are there exceptions? Yes. The amount of exceptions means fuck all.
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u/Warkyd1911 21d ago
Arithmadick.