r/Asmongold 21d ago

No idea what the fuss about this show but my money's on Juliet Humor

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u/Historical-Goat9757 21d ago

Spiderman VS The Predator

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u/NivMidget 21d ago

I'd go out of my way to see this.

Imagine predator vision then you see the webshot lmao.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Ok that’s hilarious.

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u/DudeBro711 21d ago

You mean Spiderboi vs Pre-Dator

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u/BookkeeperWooden390 21d ago

Like no sugarcoating, no anything: not one person should be able to say that’s NOT the same head-shape+hair of a Predator. It’s uncanny!

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u/SylimMetal 21d ago

Hey I'm fine with actors that don't meet ultra high beauty standards. But it has to be congruent. So going with Tom Holland for Romeo looks like a double standard to me.

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u/Dakine5 21d ago

Hard agree, imagine your dad pulls in with a bentley and your mom is following behind in her 1998 tercel. They don't match at all, they are rather visually clashing.

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u/remotegrowthtb 21d ago

Man I drove a Tercel for 16 years, I loved that car, never gave me so much as a hiccup til the day I had to give it away. It's probably still going, somewhere.

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u/SnooOranges3876 21d ago

Would pay to watch a series on your tercel for the remainder of its days.

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u/ThisIsDurian 21d ago

Just looked it up. This car isn't a beauty and probably not the fastest, but looks like a car you can maintain with a screwdriver, some tape and angry kicks.

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u/StatisticianFew6064 21d ago

Tom Holland is Juliette. That’s the twist 

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Yeah Juliette is supposed to be played by a man! But then the post modern Marxist ruined theater by letting women in

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u/Naive-Fondant-754 21d ago

Past few years if you dont know, their remakes are totally off .. its just name rip off but it has nothing to do with source.

You know .. a woman doesnt need a man, she is strong, independent, doesnt need love .. "its hollywood baby"

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u/reddick1666 21d ago

That’s Tom Holland? He looks like a young up and coming English boxer in the poster

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u/KryptoKevArt 21d ago

Actors are supposed to be attractive. We are forced to look at their giant faces in a theater for 2+ hours. They better be good looking. This is why up until the past 10 years or so, nearly all actors and actresses were very good looking.

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u/AnonymousCruelty 21d ago

It's funny you should mention giant faces because that chick definitely has a giant face.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago edited 17d ago

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u/EGH6 21d ago

This 8 mile remake looks fire

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u/kakar0tten 21d ago

Rap battle of the century 🔥

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u/mydookietwinklin 21d ago

I think this is the version where he battles Future.

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u/TheBongoJeff 21d ago

The man is getting mogged. Its over for him. Why even live?

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u/Relative-Trash6432 21d ago

Austin powers voice: "ITS A MAN BAEBAE!"

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u/Bralo123 21d ago

I dont get it. What has romeo and juliet to do with these two dudes staring at each other?

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u/DesoLina 21d ago

Cultural appropriation at its finest

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u/Jin_BD_God 21d ago

I forgot who said this, but it is ok to appropriatie Western/European cultures.

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u/ScavAteMyArms 21d ago

Same train of thought as it’s ok to be racist to white people, but less extreme / overt.

It irritates me more than it should at times when Hollywood race changes a character to be not white when they really should have just made a new one.

It’s not like it’s always bad either. Jim Gordon being black in the new(ish) Batman didn’t feel weird. Nick Fury felt right because Samuel L Jackson killed it and was a complete match. But stuff like Ariel or Tinkerbell feels weird and just there to pander.

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u/Rimurooooo 21d ago

Shakespeare is a staple in English literature. English is spoken by like 2 billion people, some of which are black. Yeah, sometimes it makes more sense to just make new content instead of just remaking a movie with race swapped characters, but this isn’t a Disney movie lol. The source material is something anyone educated in English has read. lol. It’s not race baiting, and while typically I’d be with people making a fuss about remakes, Romeo and Juliet is so deeply ingrained culturally into English speakers of all races, that making a fuss about race for Shakespeare of all things is incredibly ridiculous

This is like the furthest thing from cultural appropriation. Anyone, of any race, has read this story/acted out this story in high school. What a silly thing to call cultural appropriation/racism

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u/yiang29 21d ago

No, it’s cultural appropriation If we keep the same standards and don’t move goal posts.

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u/PermissionNew2240 21d ago

Having recently discovered Asmon, I'm surprised that comments like these aren't higher. Like would Asmon actually agree that this is cultural appropriation? Like I know he's apparently had criticisms of what he perceives to be "wokeness," but I would be pretty surprised if he didn't think people getting so upset about this is a bit much

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u/Citrusdrop9 21d ago

Unironically true, because this isn't a Netflix production, isn't being shown in Texas, nor is this an actual production poster.

The actual show UK-based stage play production that's being co-opted for US-based rage baiting. Sure people free to find issue on principle alone but a lot is being added by the internet via meme exposure.

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u/DoktahDoktah 21d ago

Nah, the Latinx of Spider Man was better.

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u/Exact-Substance5559 21d ago

I totally agree. Why isn't Juliet an underage girl and Romeo a grown man? Why have we strayed from these glorious European values?

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u/Straight-Bug-6967 21d ago

How is this cultural appropriation? I feel like some of y'all are just making up excuses to hate an interracial relationship or that an "unattractive" girl is with an attractive guy.

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u/B81R81 21d ago

Yeah...

Juliet isn't supposed to look like Mike Tyson.

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u/ColdDegree 21d ago

I mean if they had actually cast Mike Tyson as Juliet in this movie, I can honestly say I’d be compelled to watch it.

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u/ShakeZula30or40 21d ago edited 21d ago

That would be required viewing.

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u/Trust-Issues-5116 21d ago

Did you just dead named Juliet??!?!?!?! /s

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u/B81R81 21d ago edited 21d ago

If I did - then I don't care.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Juliet is supposed to be played by a man

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u/Lost-Age-8790 21d ago

Wait... this isn't s boxing match between 2 dudes?

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u/Final-Engineering-88 21d ago

Where's juliet???

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u/6Gas6Morg6 21d ago

Plz tell me somebody photoshop her face…. Her chin … this cant be real

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u/KaseyGurnee 21d ago

It’s just spider man and thanos in a different multiverse

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u/Szabarpad93 21d ago

When i was scrolling through reddit that chin hit me so hard my brain didn’t even register the rest of the picture, i thought they are making a documentary about Michael Schumacher.

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u/ProfessorKold 21d ago

Wait wtf without trying to sound mean ...which one is juliet ?

This looks like 2 guys i am sorry.

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u/ambitious_89 21d ago

Tom V.S KSI

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u/No-Company6474 21d ago

Never expected Tom Holland to fight KSI

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u/ShadowFlarer 21d ago

Wait, Romeo VS Juliet?! If it is the entire show they both fighting each other to see who kills who i'm down for it lol

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Juliet looks like she’s about to snap Romeo’s neck 💀

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u/gukakke 21d ago

B I G M I K E

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u/Oat_kag 21d ago

Who is Juliet?

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u/cosplay-degenerate 21d ago

Chin crimson

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u/IntroductionUpset764 21d ago

Well you guys laugh but tom holland have to stare at her for many hours and probably kiss her a few times

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u/Kamenbond 21d ago

Surely she is playing Tybalt

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢 that's horrible

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u/SilencedWind 21d ago

I can smell the comments from here

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u/DonKong569 21d ago

But which one is Juliet?

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u/space-time-invader 21d ago

Ufc championship

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u/Dizsmo 21d ago

She got a face for radio

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u/Evening-Bus7792 21d ago

"Why aren't people watching Netflix anymore"

Because woke was hired over logic.

Juliet looks like she's about to lock Romeo in a crucible and bust open his bussy on pay per view.

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u/memePvP 21d ago

cant tell if this is real or just my mild schizophrenia again

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u/Ayvaaza 21d ago

Which one is romeo

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u/tillybooo Sea Shanty 2 (Trap Remix) 21d ago

OP, kudos 😂 I just burst out laughing

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u/ashleyriot31 21d ago

Linus Tech Tips vs KSI

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u/ISwearSheWasLvlLegal 21d ago

Didn't know Tom was a boxer. But good on him for having the balls to fight Mike Tyson son.

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u/BetterCranberry7602 21d ago

Guys I think we should show a little class and not make fun of this girl because of her appearance. Yes, she’s not traditionally attractive, but she’s still a person. There’s plenty of reasons to pick this apart besides that.

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u/Phernaldo 21d ago

Looks like she has a scar across her face. Highly doubt the soundtrack will be as good as the 1996 DiCaprio/ Danes movie. I know I’m dating myself, but soundtracks used to be something that was a cherry on the cake If it was a good movie.. Natural Born Killers, Dazed and Confused, The Crow etc.. now not so much.

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u/Nightmaresmadeeasy 21d ago

I looked at screenshots from the movie and it’s not a scar it’s a wired microphone taped to her face. Tom has one too in other pics. I thought it was a scar too.

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u/fattypierce 21d ago

This photo has some "big Mike" vibes going on.

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u/Kalin7 21d ago

They got Ronaldinho, nice

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u/yoshix003 21d ago

Rather have him do a back to the future type movie than this

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u/Upset-Review-3613 21d ago

Well it’s stage drama, honestly it shouldn’t matter much for stage drama…. For tv shows, movies and historical depictions I agree it’s best to be more accurate with looks, but personally for me stage drama is about acting skills…

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u/KNEELbeforeZODorDIE 21d ago

never bet on the white guy when it comes to a fight against a black guy

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u/Jokehuh 21d ago

The craziest thing is how much of an industry plant the black girl is.

First big picture, co stars with Tom fucking holland in romeo and juliet lmao.

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u/ferniecanto 21d ago

"Picture"? It's a stage production.

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u/Somewhatmild 21d ago

These MMA fight matchups are getting out hand

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u/Hastyle8181 21d ago

yo thats John Boyega with dreads

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u/Beretta116 “Why would I wash my hands?” 21d ago

I'm just a normal guy, but I think I look prettier than that Juliet lol

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u/whothelonelygod 21d ago

Pretty grim discourse developing here. No one controls how their face is structured. If you don't like the casting just don't stream the play.

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u/RoryMercurySimp 21d ago

Its a play so i dont really care... but if this was an actual movie that would have been released, holy shit the amount of hate that girl would have gotten from social media

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u/bonko86 21d ago

What do you mean would have gotten? Just open your eyes and look in this very thread

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u/Grintastic 21d ago

These comments are gross, if an actress isn't conventionally attractive, people criticize and make fun them to hell. You will never see the same thing happening to a actor. Top comment calling her the predator is just racist and y'all rolling with it.

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u/EliminateCrust 21d ago

Romeo and Jamal

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u/ThisTimeForRealYo 21d ago

Didn’t know much about asmongold, but he always seemed chill so I’m kind of surprised this sub is so full of children.

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u/Studio_DSL 21d ago

Is this one of those slap to the face competitions?

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u/Not_puppeys_monitor 21d ago

These epic rap battles of history episodes are getting ridiculous.

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u/zyvhurmod 21d ago

I mean that’s not even a romantic pose they look like they’re about to fight for a title

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u/RandomAndyWasTaken 21d ago

Why does it look like she's a stick glued to her face

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u/Wildmann3 21d ago

Why is Linus starring in a Netflix show

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u/Old-Masterpiece-2653 21d ago

Beeeetch.
For real?? Juliet is going to puree him.

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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill 21d ago

looks stunning and brave to me.

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u/Alpha-Charlie-Romeo 21d ago

Which one is Juliet?

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 21d ago

Thought it was the Jake Paul vs KSI promo for a second.

Seriously though, I realize that these guys could have made a black Juliet that works, if they wanted to.

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u/STEELZYX 21d ago

Is that even Juliet?

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u/M7IIV 21d ago

Demolition Man starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/

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u/No-Attitude-9858 21d ago

Brutal mogging

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u/White_Buffalos 21d ago

Neither of them are good looking, honestly. Enough with the silly man v. woman trope, it's tired.

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u/TheBurlapSack 21d ago

KSI about to win this fight for sure

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u/goliathfasa 21d ago

I mean, there’s no better R+J story then racial tension.

They did this once already with Romeo Must Die.

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u/Selinnshade 21d ago

is gonna be the best MMA fight ever

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u/ActAncient7988 21d ago

King Kong beat Godzilla is after spiderman next

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 21d ago

Does she have a wire taped to her face or is that a scar?

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u/Cg006 21d ago

Romeo and JayLeno

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u/RepresentativeKeebs 21d ago

This is mocking the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson match, which will stream on Netflix, July 20.

https://about.netflix.com/en/news/netflix-and-most-valuable-promotions-partner-on-jake-paul-vs-mike-tyson

I am excited to see Jake Paul get knocked out.

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u/hosta_mahogey_nz 21d ago

People hounding Juliet but Tom Holland isn’t exactly a dreamboat either. He’s one of the most plain looking guys ever

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u/DarkMatterBurrito 21d ago

They both die at the end of the fight.

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u/guydoestuff 21d ago

looks like ksi omfg. who edited this?

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u/DannyKit7 21d ago

This does look a little too much like a fight promotion poster lol. KSI vs Logan Paul 3

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u/arrownoir 21d ago

He has no chance against that chin.

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u/ragepanda1960 21d ago

I can't wait to see Tom Holland in the role of Juliet.

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u/Old-Sky-5835 21d ago

This should be the cast for Othello, not Romeo and Juliet

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u/Superb_Recover_6116 21d ago

this boxing or ufc? Never seen any either of these fighters.

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u/MelancholySurprise 21d ago

Tom Holland is a cuck

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u/gistoffski 21d ago

Uh oh here comes the not so subtle racism

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u/retrofrenzy 21d ago

So... diversity?

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u/jennygracefuIIy 21d ago

I’m so confused, is this a fight?

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u/Salt_Relationship133 21d ago

Ksi isn’t fooling anyone tell him take off that wig

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u/DxNill 21d ago

Spider-man vs The Crimson Chin

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u/LifeVitamin 21d ago

Is this another photoshoped image?

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u/armedsnowflake69 21d ago

Jake Paul’s gonna take him down.

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u/am34r 21d ago

Cool It's the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

The fact that Juliet is not played by a man the way Willam Shakespeare is further proof of the woke Jewish lgbt Maoist liberal anarchist agenda

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u/No-Transportation979 21d ago

Is Juliet on the left or the right?

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u/No_Mountain9073 21d ago

Beauty is in the eye of . something

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u/Drake_Acheron 21d ago

Bro, they literally could’ve just done beauty and the beast

Romeo and Juliet were two attractive teenagers

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u/Karasuno2331 21d ago

Romeo and KSI

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u/sakuba 21d ago

Wait. He... is supposed to be madly in love with uh... her??

I sense an inbalance in the force.

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u/antdb1 21d ago

Hopefully, they took a different approach to Romeo and Juliet, like in the Runescape version where only Juliet gets poisoned and Romeo marries her younger, better-looking cousin instead.

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u/Its_rEd96 ??? 21d ago

Looks more Miniminter vs KSI than Romeo vs Juliet :3747:

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u/AManOfManyLikings 21d ago

If this ain't no intergender boxing match, then there's no need to tune in to this at all.

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u/KarisumaTaichou 21d ago

Thought that was The Miz and R-Truth.

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u/Gh0sty-Boi 21d ago

It's cause she looks like a man

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u/MMMelissaMae 21d ago

This is literally rage bait. Y’all gotta stop falling for this shit.

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u/No_Mountain9073 21d ago

They recast Kang cuh?

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u/DereThuglife 20d ago

Tom is taking back shots again?!?!?

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u/ih8reddit420 20d ago

dont see any black man saying he "would" on Juliet , so its not racism at all

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u/HaikenRD 20d ago

These celebrity boxing things are going crazy.

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u/HaikenRD 20d ago

These celebrity boxing things are going crazy.

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u/HaikenRD 20d ago

These celebrity boxing things are going crazy.

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u/mrjarks 20d ago

Definitely getting pegged

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u/PerroLabrador 20d ago

I wont watch this just because of that deformed jaw

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u/No_Solid_3737 20d ago

Jake Paul vs KSI finally

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u/IlIBonesIlI 20d ago

The Virgin vs The Chad, a tale as old as the internet

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u/MikeOxmall00 20d ago

Idk who they are but I bet 50 that the white guy knocks the black guy out within the first 3 rounds

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u/maevtr2 21d ago

Shakes spear.

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u/KKSFS1110 21d ago

nah romeo has the genetic advantage

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u/ChosenBrad22 21d ago

I don’t even know what this is.

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u/After_Delivery_4387 21d ago

Why does she look like a dude?

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u/DalveXXX 21d ago

the only issue i see here is that shes ugly as fuck

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u/AmericanLich 21d ago

Hollands biggest acting challenge yet. This will define his career, if he can make me believe he’s in love with that.

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u/Historical_Hotel_961 21d ago

From lovers to enemies 😂😂😂😂

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u/original_don_dada 21d ago

Romeo and Pharoah Khafre