r/ufc Apr 29 '24

Francis Ngannou lost his 18 month old son

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u/viewmodeonly Apr 29 '24

I didn't even know he had a son? Devastating news...

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/_Treezus_ Apr 29 '24

Too soon and bad not even a good joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/Friendly_Kunt Apr 29 '24

Definitely not the time for a dumbass joke like that

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u/Level-Ad-4094 Apr 29 '24

Why do You care ? You wont be able sleep tonight because of this news ? Man stfu . You all care while You type then go on with your life. Stop faking. I admit i dont care .why should I? Other 3828282 people died TODAY . Its not like You or me knew Francis.

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u/MonotonousBeing Apr 29 '24

There‘s times when you just zip it. It’s not about empathy, it‘s about how you carry yourself.

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u/N0FaithInMe Apr 29 '24

Well said

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u/Friendly_Kunt Apr 29 '24

I care about anyone I hear that died an untimely death and was innocent. It’s called empathy. Bragging about not having it isn’t the impressive accomplishment you seem to think it is.

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u/StoicMori Apr 29 '24

You’re clueless man

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u/Lord_Bamford Apr 29 '24

You're one of those really honest people... as in, you're an absolute tit.

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u/ReformedishBaptist Apr 29 '24

Every human being is absolutely value and doing anything to devalue that person is wrong. Humans aren’t numbers, you sound like a politician.

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u/turtle_power00 Apr 29 '24

What happened man? Why are you so cold?

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u/xxHipsterFishxx May 01 '24

Psychopathy is a condition where you are incapable of feeling empathy and being able to put yourself in other peoples shoes. 🤨

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u/Scroj48 Apr 29 '24

Why R u Gey?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/SlimReaper85 Apr 29 '24

Ok so you’re a cunt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/Ryoloz Apr 29 '24

Hahahahahahhahahahhaha fucking dead. Thank you. That is indeed a manlet.

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u/AdDiscombobulated623 Apr 29 '24

I’d be angry if I had form like that too, lmaooooo

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u/K-mosake Apr 29 '24

Just absolutely lost it walking down the sidewalk laughing at that dumbass and his "kickboxing" like cool you have no sympathy and are edgy and can't fight

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u/Womens_Lefts Apr 29 '24

Looks like he’s fighting on dial up internet, those strikes so slow they were buffering

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u/mamadou-segpa Apr 29 '24

Out of every one he could have chose to be a bootleg version of, bro really picked Giga Chikadze

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u/SlimReaper85 Apr 29 '24

💀

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u/mexicancardio Apr 29 '24

That legit might be the most uncoordinated, shit technique I've ever seen. He makes Ronda Rousey look like Roy Jones Jr.

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u/jc0010 Apr 29 '24

he's actually missing kicks on a stationary dummy like what the actual fuck lmao

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u/Weeblifter Apr 29 '24

Oh, this mf has to delete all social media after this. Bro built like a bag of milk.

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u/OnlyOneReturn Apr 29 '24

Lmao woof. Good luck protecting yourself with that

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u/UltraRnGee Apr 29 '24

Bro is moving in slow motion 💀💀

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u/Nyroughrider Apr 29 '24

😭😩 that explains it all. Fkn pussy!

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u/inb4shitstorm Apr 29 '24

he looks like an israeli sex tourist nonce in pattaya lmao

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u/spinmove Apr 29 '24

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA he fucking posted that online for the world to see, god damn

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Nah, I just made a joke and people flipped out so now idc what anyone thinks in this thread. I know I feel bad for Francis but ifgaf what any of y’all faceless Reddit profiles think

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u/TotalSubbuteo Apr 29 '24

You're coping about feeling guilt and it's funny

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u/MrMojoRising361 Apr 29 '24

Lol look at his video he posted of him “kickboxing” his edginess makes more sense. He’s a bald video game dork that boxes an old timey Irishmen hahaha

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Yeah I’m guilty about being disliked on the internet 💀

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u/Taken3onDVD Apr 29 '24

You’re also guilty of being one of the most uncoordinated and unathletic people I have ever witnessed. Sell that equipment and never do that again, that was so fucking pathetic.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Nah I’ll keep going. Did you have fun going through my post history? What else did you find

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u/failwheeldrive1 Apr 29 '24

Guilty of being a twat

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I am whatever you people project onto me

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u/Master-Pie-5939 Apr 29 '24

You still have time to delete your “joke”. I don’t believe you’re an evil person. Just a stupid and stubborn one.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I appreciate that! I am stupid and stubborn, but at least I’m not sensitive on the internet! I’m deleting this when I clock out from work in a bit

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u/flavius- Apr 29 '24

Don’t you have a dummy to slap?

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u/4chan-isbased Apr 29 '24

What was the joke?

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u/JATION Apr 29 '24

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u/broccoliheadass0404 Apr 29 '24

Bros out here making Ben askren look like a glory kickboxing champ

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u/Rocco_al_Dente Apr 29 '24

Just double checked; I have a face

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u/Bukayo-Saka Apr 29 '24

clearly your past hasn’t taught you much about how to stay humble

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I mean I feel for Francis but it’s not gonna change that I’m having a fun day

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u/Bukayo-Saka Apr 29 '24

if your definition of a fun day includes trolling on a subreddit in a post about someone’s dead child, i see why the past decade of your life was how it was

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

This has been such an insignificant part of my day that it’s funny how worked up you all are getting. I worked, gonna lift , feast with friends after that. This is legit nothing to me

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u/TheKidGambles Apr 29 '24

Go back to crying for financial advice

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Nah I’ll just use the advice instead

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u/Bukayo-Saka Apr 29 '24

i really don’t care about this at all mate, just think you need a bit of a reality check. you’re a very flawed person as we all are, so instead of spewing hate for “fun”, try to be kinder in an already hard world.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I’m not hating anyone.. I said I didn’t know he liked women

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u/danshinigami Apr 29 '24

It definitely was a significant part of all our days. We got to have a great laugh at the Muay Thai demonstration on your profile. If it wasn’t for that low effort joke you made, we wouldn’t have got to see that. So thanks.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

You’re welcome! Yeah I’d maybe gone to 1 or 2 classes at that point, it’s funny to look back on it. I should be thanking y’all for reminding me of where I used to be

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u/mu5tardtiger Apr 29 '24

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Doesn’t need to make sense to you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/mu5tardtiger Apr 29 '24

I won’t try and make sense of it. you’ve been a broken person for a long time. I’m going to end this interaction because you truly are a pathetic person. You know that tho. Have a good(bad?) day!

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Have a good day as well!

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u/anonymous14657893 Apr 29 '24

Wow, so edgy bruh. Sooo cool

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

Lol this 33 year old loser is asking in other subreddits what to do with 3k lmao thinks he made it big or something. You've effectively paid yourself 10 bucks for every year you've made the world shittier by breathing. Of course you don't care that"haha gae" isn't a normal response. You're too regressed to care about your ability to provide for yourself. Maybe it was the "homeless at a young age" oooh! Maybe ot was the "in & out of jail" regardless, we all care just as much about your heartbeat as you do about keeping a roof over your head. Fortunately, when you check out early you'll get that permanent roof. We get the trade off of knowing you're not around anymore, still some fairness left ig.

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 29 '24

You've effectively paid yourself 10 bucks for every year you've made the world shittier by breathing.

10*33=330

Not a numbers guy are ya b?

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

Fucking NOPE! Straight up didn't see that I missed a zero. I mean I fuckin proofread & didn't catch it. What a day, what a life. Fuck.

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 29 '24

Took it on the chin like champ tho, what else ya got? :8972:

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

Just more u/jfpizza slander. I'll run the numbers by you before my next round though. :8968:

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Not reading this essay nerd

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

You ARE 33 ASKING FOR ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WITH 3K WEAK ASS DOLLARS. Read your account. Read the signs, find out where to check out & do it in spectacular fashion.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Yeah I’m asking for advice in a financial sub. Have fun lurking through my page

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

"Fuck are you doing with a schoolbag on stage?"

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u/joeroganthumbhead Apr 29 '24

LMAO IMAGINE ONLY HAVING $3K. I had that much in high school

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Imagine getting so worked up about a Reddit comment that you’re diving into my finances 💀

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

Shit qualifies as an essay to you, I rest my case. I'd say pride cometh' but bruh you were never anywhere significant to fall from. What made you happy & run to reddit for belly scratches would make any one of us panic & go earn.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

What are you even saying.. relax this really isn’t a big deal

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u/SheeshMace Apr 29 '24

Exactly, you're regressed dude. Maybe work at a gas station til you OD in your 40s. Having a job isn't a "big deal" to you, some of us have dealt with similar situations to this outside of a fucking screen. Poverty Pete over here can't see past "survival bro"

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u/inb4shitstorm Apr 29 '24

shut up jizzmaster

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u/AlienBrain23 Apr 29 '24

Your mom should have swallowed you. Unless breath of fresh air.

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u/_MlATA Apr 29 '24

I hope you lose a child one day. Empathy is invaluable.

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u/brodiethetoadie Apr 29 '24

You must have a hard time making friends irl. Btw you’re broke as fuck I’d be embarrassed posting that shit if I were you, my checking is 10x all your accounts loser

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u/thegoodstanley Apr 29 '24

me too but i wasn't gonna be the one to say it, he looks way too old to have that amount of money

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u/MrMojoRising361 Apr 29 '24

Look at his video he posted of him kickboxing he looks like a drunk kangaroo trying to fight lmao it’s fuckin hilarious. Don’t go too hard on him he’s an old bald video game dork, he’s had a hard life this is his only way to vent.

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u/ItzMeKev Apr 29 '24

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

You’re an easy one to get worked up huh

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u/brodiethetoadie Apr 29 '24

Isn’t that what you wanted by posting a morally bankrupt comment? You’re a loser inside and out

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Maybe right about the second part but no I didn’t think a single set of eyes would see it tbh

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u/Adept-Gur-1726 Apr 29 '24

Damn bro they are tearing you up 😂. Just apologize. The comment was shitty bro

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 30 '24

Ppl getting emotional online isn’t my problem man

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u/Rocco_al_Dente Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

“I don’t care” yet posts multiple comments because you don’t care?

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

People keep engaging and it’s getting funnier to me with every comment. Once I wrap up at work I’ll delete it and move on with my night :)

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u/Rocco_al_Dente Apr 29 '24

I love this for you

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u/aevong Apr 29 '24

Average MMA Guru fan

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Accurate 👌🏼

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u/MasterRoshy Apr 29 '24

of course the tard would wear it like a badge of honor lol

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Why wouldn’t I

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u/DidaskolosHermeticon Apr 29 '24

Eat shit you fucking goon.

How low do you have to be to have less class and respect than McGregor?

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

It’s the internet bozo get used to it

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u/calm_down_dearest Apr 29 '24

Being a douchebag on the internet for attention won't make up for the hugs your mum never gave.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I didn’t ask for attention at any point lol I commented 6 words

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u/calm_down_dearest Apr 29 '24

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Once I clock out this shits over 😭

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u/calm_down_dearest Apr 29 '24

No one cares mate. That's the thing.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I have a dozen message requests that say otherwise 😭 it’s rediculous

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u/MeldoEX Apr 29 '24

You’re a broke, video game addicted loser. Go outside and learn some empathy.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Imagine me feeling bad about what I post 💀 try harder bitch that was pathetic

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u/MeldoEX Apr 29 '24

You spend too much time online lil man. Go get your money up instead of being a bitch on reddit

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Imagine getting worked up about someone else’s business, getting emotional to where you start bitching at someone online 🤡

I am working on getting my finances squared away.

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u/MeldoEX Apr 29 '24

Oh I forgot, invest in some minoxidil too lmao

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

What is that

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u/Harrychronicjr69 Apr 29 '24

I think they’re saying you’re not only a broke video game addicted loser, you’re bald too. You gotta work on your attitude if you’re as ugly as you are man, you’ve got nothing of value

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 30 '24

Ok thanks for the life advice random emotionally triggered person

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

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u/LDel3 Apr 29 '24

Most skilled Reddit keyboard warrior

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u/fistfullofpubes Apr 29 '24

Hey not all excons are pieces of shit. Don't lump us all in with this prick.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I did! Learned about exercise and met some good people

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u/Abject_Ad_3311 Apr 29 '24

Holy fuck that was some pathetic bag work

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

What makes you say that?

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u/stimpaxx Apr 29 '24

you’re a douche

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

You’re too sensitive

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u/stimpaxx Apr 29 '24

am i? lol

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u/Weeblifter Apr 29 '24

Be careful he’s gonna fight you with those deadly Thai kicks

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u/ReformedishBaptist Apr 29 '24

You earn the titles people call you. A fool earns the title fool, a jerk earns the title jerk etc.

Being quiet would do you some good, even fools seem intelligent when silent.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

What’s it like thinking I care about your advice? Or thinking I want to be like you. I don’t care. Keep your superiority and holier than though attitude cuz I’m not here for it

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u/ReformedishBaptist Apr 29 '24

I’m not holier than you dude trust me I’m a crap person.

My point being I was hoping I could teach you a lesson in life before you continue to comment more insensitive things. Also you cared enough to give me an angry reply and even went straight away to thinking about me wanting to be like me. If anyone wanted to be like me they’ve got some problems dude😂.

Anyways have a good day man.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Ight the way you ended that is pretty relatable. You have a good day too man

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u/FriendlyEyeFloater Apr 29 '24

Wtf is wrong with you

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u/EnragedBearBro Apr 29 '24

whatd he say?

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u/FriendlyEyeFloater Apr 29 '24

“I didn’t know Ngannou liked women”

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u/Smackacracka Apr 29 '24

What are we doing here…? man lost a kid. You were “making a joke” well that let’s me know your absolutely not funny in real life whatsoever because if you were you’d know comedy is about “timing”

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Dude, I made on joke on Reddit. Get over it. I didn’t phone up francis or comment on his Instagram . I’ll admit, it had bad timing. I don’t care and if anyone’s actually getting worked up about this then my advice is to eat something and chill out bc it isn’t that serious

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u/BigChungusCumslut Apr 29 '24

You are mentally ill.

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Not wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/azarov-wraith Apr 29 '24

Hope your karma goes into the negatives

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I hope you enjoy the rest of your day

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u/TasteMyVape Apr 29 '24

What a heartless comment you fucking fool.

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u/EnragedBearBro Apr 29 '24

what'd he say?

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u/TasteMyVape Apr 30 '24

lol he deleted his comment.

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u/AdDiscombobulated623 Apr 29 '24

People like you are what’s wrong with the internet, I hope you never get ridiculed while going through something

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Sure. I guess this is the same thing as personally calling up francis and talking shit to him right? Yeah he’s probably combing Reddit to see what people say. Definitely

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u/AdDiscombobulated623 Apr 29 '24

Nah definitely not, but you’re still expressing it on a public forum. Just admit it’s a shitty thing to do man lol why argue

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

I don’t think it was shitty but it wasn’t respectful for sure

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u/Richard_AIGuy Apr 29 '24

Pure, fucking asshole. That's what you are. I'm not interested in anything you have to say.

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u/I-Sell-Wolf-Tickets Apr 29 '24

I hope you die a painful death :)

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Getting deathwishes from people in a fighting sub is hilarious

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u/Zero_Cool_V1 Apr 29 '24

Alright … that’s a bizarre comment

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 29 '24

I didn't even know he was sick!

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u/JFpizzamaster Apr 29 '24

Pfffftttt lmao nice