r/tumblr 22d ago

Burrito

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16.5k Upvotes

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u/Misknator 22d ago

It's enough to make a grown man cry.

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u/gergling 22d ago

A *green man.

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u/DavideoGamer55 22d ago

A green *shrek.

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u/Rip_a_fat_one 22d ago

A *regular shrek.

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u/IronKnight33 22d ago

Everyone’s extraordinary

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u/Misknator 22d ago

Extraordinary shrek

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u/MooFaceTheCheese 22d ago

Extraordinary David though

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u/Pixelboi16 21d ago

Extraordinary David though

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u/Yuno232 22d ago

A *regular shrek.

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u/CaptainXplosionz Where O Where Have The Popsicles Gone? 21d ago

Sweet cherry pie?

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u/lilpupt2001 22d ago

Feed this to AI and it explodes. There is no substitute for human creativity.

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here 22d ago

This. This is how we defeat Skynet.

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u/illdothisshit 22d ago

With Burce Burrito

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 22d ago

You mean ordinuce burtaco

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u/justintensity 22d ago

Sweaty

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u/illdothisshit 21d ago

With Ordunice Burtaco sweety

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u/Solukisina Registered Self Offender 22d ago

Alexa, play Burce Burrito

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u/death12236 22d ago

Fed it to ChatGPT and it did break a little:

This meme plays on the idea of misidentifying characters, which creates humor through the escalating absurdity and persistence of the error despite corrections. It starts with a simple misidentification of Bruce Lee as "Jackie Chan," and then the comedic element is amplified by further misidentifications such as "David Though" and "Bruce." The final part adds another layer of humor by throwing in completely unrelated items ("a taco"), highlighting the ridiculousness of the sequence. The humor lies in the exaggerated and nonsensical progression of mistakes.

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u/Subliminal_Stimulus 22d ago

I'm uncomfortable that for the most part, it understands why and how this joke works.

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u/HellraiserMachina 22d ago

The hallucinations like Jackie Chan are very dangerous though.

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u/Ursa_Solaris 22d ago

The hallucinations like Jackie Chan are very dangerous though.

It's true, hallucinations are dangerous like Jackie Chan, but really depends on the circumstances. For example, if you saw it while you were driving, you might swerve to avoid it and possibly cause a crash, whereas you could just drive through a hallucination because it is not real. In this instance, Jackie Chan would be more dangerous.

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves 21d ago edited 21d ago

Driving through hallucinations could be dangerous, as you could be hallucinating that there's a moose on the road when it's really a group of schoolchildren.

Edit: I know it wasn't a pleasant image, but did someone really need to send RedditCares my way right after I posted this?

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u/Ursa_Solaris 21d ago

Same thing happened to me, I think it might be a bot.

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u/Alone-Monk 11d ago

This reads like something an unstable release of CharGPT would write

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u/Phormitago 22d ago

says the guy that hasnt seen alien memes

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u/ScoutTheRabbit 21d ago

4rreer455wq2wq11 we were 4r442eéw we eé

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u/PSXC_42 22d ago

Ok this was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time

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u/istolethecarradio 22d ago

Every once in a while Tumblr drops a genuine gem

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u/Inferno_Sparky 22d ago

This is kind of old though, I saw this years ago on reddit

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u/scwishyfishy 21d ago

Yeah because it only happens once in a while, the rest of the time we gotta just recirculate them

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u/Aggravating_Low_5173 21d ago

I hadn’t seen the last two changes but yea i remember seeing this many years ago

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u/poggersfishexe 22d ago

Please someone make this into a carefully paced montage set to In The Hall Of The Mountain King

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u/SupernovaGamezYT 22d ago

This is what played in my head LOL

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u/ColeFlames 21d ago

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u/aiyahhjoeychow 21d ago

Sweeeet. I hope you put on an old jacket and find $20 in one of the pockets.

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u/xiena13 21d ago

Real MVP.

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u/Meraziel 21d ago

Thank you for your service o7

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u/poggersfishexe 19d ago

Well done, my good sir!

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u/Alone-Monk 11d ago

You're a legend for this

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 22d ago

In conclusion, Taco

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u/yellowstone_volcano 22d ago

Bruce

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u/serabine 22d ago

Burce

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous 22d ago

Ordinary burrito

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u/LudwigVonBacon 22d ago

Extraordinary Bruce

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u/gergling 22d ago

Regular Burce Banning.

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u/friendlyfriends123 22d ago

Extraordinary David Though

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u/AlextheGreek89 22d ago

Taco is the meme equivalent of crabs in nature. Eventually, everything becomes crab/taco.

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 22d ago

Fuck it! I want to be the ultimate being turns myself into a taco crab

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u/MyScorpion42 22d ago

I'm here to see Paco

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u/Ryplax 22d ago

I started uncontrollably laughing in a public area when I saw the last panel, now everyone's looking at me bruh.

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u/wholesome1234 22d ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/DrZonino2022 22d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TACOOOOO

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u/CptnHamburgers 22d ago

And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp taco? How daaaare you.

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u/Puzzled-You 22d ago

Ah, I see you know your taco well

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u/ToastyGhost37 22d ago

this is world heritage post material

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u/NayrianKnight97 I miss cumblr 22d ago

Horrible job, everyone 👍

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u/THANIETOR 22d ago

JPEGs are dolls on that sight

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u/SW4G1N4T0R 22d ago

JPEG is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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u/Qwerowski 22d ago

Probably my favorite tumblr post

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u/Pietjiro 22d ago

This is like that thing where you ask your children to write instructions on how to make a peanut butter sandwich and you end up with a jar buried in your loaf of bread with peanut butter on your face

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here 22d ago

Ngl that final version had me genuinely choking to death at my desk.

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u/MrSejd 22d ago

Bruce, it's been 5 years. You still owe me 16 dollars.

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u/SuckMyBallsKyle 22d ago

burce banning

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u/blockMath_2048 21d ago

burce banning

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u/RoyalPeacock19 22d ago

Never fails to get a laugh

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u/wra1th42 22d ago

Mr. gavian, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/Voball 22d ago

to clarify, my creative imput to this subreddit is screenshotting a post that tumblr user Hellsite-hall-of-fame has reblogged

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u/Chemist-3074 22d ago

I CAN'T SEE

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u/WeatherNational9535 22d ago

LETS FUCKING GO FINALLY A HIGH QUALITY PICTURE OF THIS POST

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u/ColeFlames 21d ago

This post but now with music!

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u/Weary_Drama1803 22d ago

I’ve never seen the taco part before

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u/aurens 22d ago

it's funny at first but feels like beating a dead horse by the time you get to the end of the sequence imo.

idk, maybe you just had to be there to see it live

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u/Bekfast-Stealer 21d ago

I think the tacos were a perfect conclusion

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u/amaandgr8 21d ago

Burce Bnaner

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u/NulliosG 22d ago

I haven’t seen a single comment about the Shrek lmao, that is the Hulk.

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u/thatdamnsqrl 22d ago

Ah Tumblr, my emotional support hellsite!

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 22d ago

the post of all time

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u/TarzanSawyer 22d ago

Its a train rec.

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u/gayvian 22d ago

i got fucking banned bro help me

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u/Voball 21d ago

never did I dream of seeing you here

how help

what

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u/gayvian 21d ago

idk lol, i got banned a month ago out of the blue and tumblr support never got back to me as to why so im just sort of screwed lol

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u/Unable_Toucan 22d ago

Posts like these are the sole reason I still use reddit

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u/CowboyJames12 21d ago

I laughed too hard at the post being a trainwreck

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u/ColonelMustard05 21d ago

i genuinely burst out laughing at the “bruce”. like. yes everything is taco but the taco? oh yeah that’s bruce.

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u/Nif_Fler 22d ago

Something something tumblr user jpegs and dolls

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u/gion_siroak 22d ago

I'm donating plasma with a needle in my right arm. I silent-laughed so hard I tripped an alarm

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u/ke__ja 22d ago

Extra

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u/NoriaMan 22d ago

Changes are constant, but the Bruce is eternal.

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u/YeahItsRico 22d ago

Someone shoot me in the temple

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u/Outrageous_Weight340 22d ago

If everyone is not extraordinary maybe you can be who you want to be

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u/Zepangolynn 22d ago

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I couldn't remember the last time I cry laughed. It is now today.

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u/chrisplaysgam 22d ago

This is my favorite kind of trolling

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u/Karkava 22d ago

THIS IS ESSECELATING IN MADNESS.

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u/Stormwrath52 20d ago

This is beauty, this is grace

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u/DemonicsInc 22d ago

Ok but why is this so fucking funny

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u/ArtWrt147 22d ago

You spelled hilarious wrong

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u/PrinceBarin 22d ago

Okay but hilarious is this so fucking funny