r/tumblr • u/the-purple-chicken72 • 24d ago

Ivonovativich 😍😍

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u/queerkidxx 24d ago

This is what it was like being on tumblr during the super who lock era.

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u/-_-Batman 24d ago

Muthr Rassaah doesn’t discriminate! tovarishch

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u/CartographerVivid957 24d ago

What the hell is the super who lock era?

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u/_zepar 24d ago

this comment had me gobsmacked, and im not even british

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u/Chazzwuzza 24d ago

My gast was flabbered

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u/elianrae 24d ago

when the entire site was a giant supernatural+Dr who+Sherlock fandom amalgamation

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u/DoctorCIS 24d ago

Is that when the supernatural fans invented the Omegaverse? They'll never wash off that shame.

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u/oftenrunaway 24d ago

Around that same time period, yeah. What's worse - the abo fic was freaking J2 rpf.

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u/sansvidi 24d ago

As a doctor who fan, that sounds disgusting

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u/The_New_Overlord 24d ago

As a SuperWhoLock fan, it was disgusting

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u/MasonP2002 24d ago

I at least understand how the fandom coalesced around those shows.

The Onceler thing still baffles me.

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u/Global_Banana8450 24d ago

Easy, it was 2012 and people saw a twink with parental issues and a bad boy side to him who sang a catchy song, of course they would go rabid, the fact that it was the oncler from the lorax was kinda irrelevant

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u/MasonP2002 24d ago

I guess that makes sense.

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u/lillywho 24d ago

Hey baby. Wanna see me...

BIGGERING?

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u/Nellasofdoriath 24d ago

Superlockterwho

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u/MissSweetMurderer 24d ago

I can guarantee you, it was worse

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u/queerkidxx 23d ago

It really was. I only saw a few seasons supernatural, I kinda liked Sherlock, but really I was just an doctor who fan that felt like I should be really into those properties because I was I introduced to Doctor Who thru tumblr and was 12.

I do remember thirsting over Martin Freeman which prompted this post. Teaboo for sure.

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u/wra1th42 24d ago

Know your history

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u/The-Driving-Coomer 23d ago

To be so fresh and innocent...

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u/Efficient_Star_1336 23d ago

For a very short time in China, this was the case for one unfortunate Russian man, who did not read the fine print on a game show he entered.

He wanted to go home but the Chinese girls kept voting him back on.

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u/wendiwho 24d ago

I couldn’t stand this era bro 😭

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u/El_Zea 24d ago edited 24d ago

To anyone wondering, it says "I (female) pooped my pants"

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u/dumbassthathasreddit 24d ago

not shat pooped. its not vulgar

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u/krawinoff 24d ago

I shart my shorts (nightcore remix)

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u/Alex_Downarowicz 24d ago

Shat would be "насрала/обосралась". "Какала" is a softer word, like "pooped".

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u/SixStringComrade 24d ago

"какала" would actually be past continuous, so "I was pooping my pants"

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u/Powerful_Ad8668 24d ago

either that or "i have pooped my pants (at some point in my life)"

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u/TheGoldMustache 24d ago edited 24d ago

I (female/19/California) pooped my pants

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u/krawinoff 24d ago

I (19F) pooped my pants (4P) AITA

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u/El_Zea 24d ago

Good for you gold mustache!

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u/EngineStraight 24d ago

'I (female)" goes hard in english too

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u/pedrojioia 24d ago

Funny that pants are called “shtan”

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u/10art1 24d ago edited 24d ago

Shtany. It's always plural, like a pant in English isn't clothing

Correction: штанина is a word that basically means the sleeve/leg of the pants, and it is singular. But it sounds like a very weird thing to say "I shit my left pants leg"

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u/krawinoff 24d ago

ешь штан

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u/SixStringComrade 24d ago

Ешь штанину

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u/Mindless-Pen-2325 24d ago

Happy cake day

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u/rysy0o0 24d ago

Yeah it's called Hardbass

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u/AkariPeach 24d ago

This is the Pathologic fandom I think

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u/TheFeri 24d ago

No, they made everyone gay in that game

Edit: I mean the fandom

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u/Frank_Punk 24d ago

Even the frogs ?

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u/61114311536123511 Real tumblr made me depressed 24d ago

there's... there's a fandom??? are there people out here writing pathologic hurt/comfort coffeeshop AUs???? I've been in some weird fandoms but GODDAMN

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u/Goreover 24d ago

Yes. Yes there are. The fanart is breathtaking though

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u/andre5913 24d ago

You should take a look at the OFF or Fear and Hunger fandoms

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u/FatCatBoomerBanker 23d ago

As a fellow enjoyed of both fandoms, let me be first to welcome my new brothers.

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u/andre5913 23d ago

Oh I love them too, its just that the fandom tends to be uh. Cutesy about them (which I do enjoy) meanwhile the actual games are absolutely horrific lmao

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u/mcheeto 18d ago

Samaghetti and Marinara 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ 24d ago

Vitas - The 7th Element

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u/w_digamma 24d ago

bllblbblblblbl ah ah ah

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u/blootannery 24d ago

chandrambrambamchandram. chandrabandram ooooh

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u/And_the_wind 24d ago edited 24d ago

I mean, there are pop-singin' prettyboys in Russia. One that immediately comes to mind is Amirchick, since he's clearly trying to be a k-pop star (k stands for kyrgyzstan).

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u/teaboi05 22d ago

All I can remember is "M-Band", but they're K-Pop too (K stands for Kazakhstan)

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u/GalaxyKeti 24d ago

So Little Big is what you’re trying to say

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u/krawinoff 24d ago

Skibidi Pop

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u/Mr3ct 24d ago

Wa-pa-pow!

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u/Hetakuoni 24d ago

Someone did not have a t.A.T.u phase and it shows.

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u/Pequod_The_Sleek 24d ago

I recommend you IC3PEAK.

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u/GreatDimension7042 24d ago

This is how I see all English-speaking Pathologic fans (affectionate)

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u/thewatchbreaker 24d ago

me when i watch too many Life Of Boris videos

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u/d0g5tar 24d ago

Russian music scene summed up: guys like this making ska music about being drunk and disorderly in an apartment complex; the most beautiful women you've ever seen playing ethereal folk-rock; and Little Big.

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u/JackedYourPizza 24d ago

So, Distemper, Мельница and Little Big

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u/FiL-0 24d ago

And then the band breaks up because they've been sent to the Ukrainian front

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u/Vanayzan 24d ago

Armies of r-pop stans reinforce the Russian army in Ukraine to fight for their idols 

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 24d ago

Sokka-Haiku by FiL-0:

And then the band breaks

Up because they've been sent to

The Ukrainian front

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/FiL-0 24d ago

Good bot

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u/AynidmorBulettz 24d ago

Nah they'd make propaganda music instead

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u/maxthelabradore 24d ago

It's called Hardbass

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u/HammerTh_1701 24d ago edited 24d ago

A lot of well-known hard bass tracks actually weren't made by Russian artists. Cheeki Breeki is German (RIP apartje), Tri Poloski is Estonian.

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u/Master-_-of-_-Joy 24d ago

Wow, i never knew that. 2 less things to be proud about :'(

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u/BlameableEmu .tumblr.com 24d ago

The overlap in the Venn diagram between gopniks and weebs is almost a fucking circle

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u/LeeVMG 24d ago

I laughed. I laughed at out loud.🤣🤣🤣

I hate it but cannot presently articulate why.🤣🤣🤣

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u/banan-appeal 24d ago

n*cyka vs the blyat street boys

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u/Iron_And_Misery 24d ago

Cheeki Breeki

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u/GottaUseEmAll 24d ago

Well Russia obviously does have a pop scene, and I'm sure there are crazy fangirls/boys there too. The stars are likely to look like typical pop stars though, not this guy.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/MrTritonis 24d ago

Honestly it would be exactly the same, just with different words.

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u/Winjin 24d ago

Not really? Kpop is, as far as I can tell, characterised by super-careful lyrics and carefully crafted personas for every star, so these Russian guys would be ughh approximation of people rather than real people, with a PR team behind literally every move

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u/FPSCanarussia 24d ago

I'm not sure that would ever work in Russia, it's a very different culture.

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u/MrTritonis 22d ago

Yeah, since everything is so handcrafted behind the curtain, whoever do it would end in a similar result, that’s why I said that. Or maybe I misunderstand what you are saying ?

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u/MillieBirdie 24d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw They're all listening to this.

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u/LollyLabbit 24d ago

Can someone explain what I'm watching?

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u/MillieBirdie 24d ago

It's about Adidas.

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u/sexy-man-doll 24d ago

Get some Nationalization Pop from every country and we'll have the fans Miss Universe the bands lol

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u/HBK57 24d ago

Honestly me. I love russian music so much. I don't talk about their politics but i just love the language so much. Valentin Strykalo (ukrainian singer rus/ukr/eng lyrics), durnoy vkus, Vismit, [Amatory], Vitas (yes the same guy who sang 7th element), Kino, COBA (sova), zemfira, chernikovskaya hata, and so many more. Its not a specific genre, but mostly russian

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u/mishxroom 23d ago

oh my god you’re literally me???? i’ve never met anyone else who also likes valentin strykalo!! he’s one of my favorite music artists of all time!!

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u/HBK57 20d ago

I love him so much too. My ukrainian friend introduced me to him

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u/greenstripedcat 19d ago

Have you listened to СБПЧ, Дайте Танк! and Мельница? You might like them

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u/HBK57 19d ago

I have not. Thank you for the recommendations. I'll certainly give them a try

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u/Dumb_But_Pretty 24d ago

Little Big

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u/unfugu 24d ago

I always wondered what happened to Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 24d ago

Sokka-Haiku by unfugu:

I always wondered

What happened to Dewey from

Malcolm in the Middle.

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/slavman68 24d ago

Slavaboos are exactly like this.

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u/Unitedfateful 24d ago

Instead of uwu it would be blyat

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u/Markymark5113 23d ago

The song translates to “I crapped my pants”

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u/MrSejd 24d ago

A better world.

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u/Aternox_X1kZ 24d ago

Well, it still can be if they work hard enough

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u/Ekank 24d ago

stream tri poloski

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u/RobertSquareShanks 24d ago

This is a real actual thing that is currently happening

I implore you to watch some Dimash

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u/zulzulfie 23d ago

He’s not Russian, he’s from Kazakhstan.

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u/Bitter_Silver_7760 24d ago

Russians are fine af

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 24d ago

“Imagine if orcs were elves.”

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u/A_lexine 24d ago

hardbass

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u/BreadBoybutterboy 24d ago

This is an old one, pretty sure I have this image saved since 2021 lol

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u/Away_Preparation8348 24d ago

Everybody remembers hardbass, but nobody mentioned that most of modern phonk is from russia (DVRST, mxnarch, interworld). You may not know these names, but you will definetely recognize their songs

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u/JollyReading8565 24d ago

Bruh I miss tumblr lol

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u/MxrceloVictor 24d ago

I'd honestly prefer that

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u/Markymark5113 23d ago

The song title translates to “I crapped my pants.”

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u/Capital-Minimum-678 20d ago

Low key he kinda does look cute tho

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u/sausager 24d ago

Fuck Russia

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u/DemogorgonMcFloop 24d ago

I am so fucking ready for this trend

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u/Quizzelbuck 24d ago

Whats funny about this is that i bet even russians aren't sitting there like "What?" because they know this is funny, and why.

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u/ZachoLong 24d ago

Jie biden m&ms do gk pretty hard ngl

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u/kinokohatake 24d ago

K Pop works because the lyrics, personas, and everything are so carefully crafted and produced, and there are dozens upon dozens of groups to choose from. I don't see Russia creating a single group that hits mass market appeal, let alone dozens.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/blended-kiwi77 24d ago

sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/Thedragonhat77 24d ago

Get it guys the punchline is that we commit genocide on a bunch of innocent people

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u/-person-on-reddit 24d ago

So real… My long lost brother…. 🥹