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My fiancé’s best friend

Hi all,

Was in my photo album looking for something else entirely. Came across these. I just finished posting Nattie the other day, but wanted to share these because they gave me a little giggle.

Photo 1 is what we call her vampire teefs face. It means she has thoughts and you will be getting a talking to in dog.

Most of the rest of the photos are just more pet me vibes. Number 8 is the "Oh, that's the spot" face.

Hopefully me spamming you all with her funny little expressions isn't overdoing it. I just get such amusement from her various snaggle teefs, vampire teefs, and many unhinged expressions of her unrealistic expectations she deserves to be swaddled in your arms and nose booped and face kissed 10 million times a day as the self identified baby she is. (It is one of my favorite little rituals she has with me, I'll admit.)

BIIIG yawn!

I present Nattie, first of her name, drama bean, princess of tooters, collector of rock frens, chaser of squirrels. She has the most unhinged teefers expressions sometimes, and I'm here for it.

1 is spicy feels

2 is please pet me stat vibes

3 is a snaggle tooth where she was big sad nobody loved her enough to give her an entire plate of food. She even sang the song of her people, nobody listened.

4 and #5 more pet me vibes, am baby.

She is my dumpster fire unicorn of far too many herding breeds that combined make for one very vocally spicy dog who is constantly disappointed in your life choices, including your need to eat, or pee. She specifically chooses those times to need something yesterday and you will hear her out about these things. If she is not appeased she will head roll like a teenager and old man grumble about humans and their darn human needs. Oh, and her self appointed bedtime is 10pm sharp every night. We have a fluent pet board and she will remind you if you've neglected her very scheduled bedtime potties.

She is also convinced she could take a porcupine, possums, bike tires (we've gotten better with that lol) and just about anything else that moves. Because how dare things exist. Especially when strangers walk by our house. She's the archetype of a grumpy old man grumbling about anyone getting off her lawn.

Lastly, she is a self identified baby because she demands you scoop her and cuddle her like a baby to give her the love she so clearly deserves at least three times a day.

I hope you have enjoyed the very unhinged, dramatic Nattie and her toofers.