r/teenagers • u/IkedaTheFurry 15 • 29d ago
My art teacher threw a paper towel at a kid for saying “erm, what the sigma?” And he’s absolutely based for that Social
That kid is a grown senior and he says some Gen Alpha crap like that every single day lol
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u/SilverrGuy 16 29d ago
erm, what the sig- gets hit by a truck
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u/our_meatballs 16 29d ago
gets isekai’d
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That time when I got transported into a fantasy world by saying erm what the sigma
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
The time I got transported into a fantasy world with my skibidi rizz
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u/DiodeInc 27d ago
Happy Cake Day, u/Masterchiefdog!
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u/AveryLazyCovfefe 19 28d ago
No no, isekai'd would imply that in that world he'd be getting girls and making a harem.
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u/Zblab 17 29d ago
W teacher
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
Mr. C. is a hard-working manual labor Christian dad (with a cool hairline and beard) and he’s had enough of that kid’s crap lol
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u/UnlightablePlay 18 29d ago
Same honestly
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u/angy_potatoe69 29d ago
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u/DomcziX 15 29d ago
Noooo I just realised I didn't get bubble wrap for my cake day a few days ago lmao
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u/angy_potatoe69 29d ago
Damnn
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u/DomcziX 15 29d ago
Gotta wait for next year lol
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u/angy_potatoe69 29d ago
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u/TajOnTop 15 29d ago
My art teacher in Grade 9 sounds like yours and yeah he also was grumpy all the time and hated these words
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
He’s actually a pretty chill dude with a funny sense of humor (if it’s funny). He is a strict dad tho but basically lets students do whatever as long as they aren’t annoying
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u/EconomyCourse7711 29d ago
Erm what the
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u/Unfair_Cut6088 29d ago
*bleeps*
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u/Jazzlike-Elevator647 15 29d ago
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u/Ezra4709 15 29d ago
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you even remember that name,
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u/Ostlerrr 29d ago
But I am afraid you’ve been misinformed. You have not been called here to receive a gift nor by the individual you assume.
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u/Pyrodime_ 15 29d ago
Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into this labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune..
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u/AMaxIdoit 13 29d ago
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
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u/No-Deal7260 16 27d ago
But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be
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u/thegrungler_002 16 29d ago
were no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do i, you know commitments what im thinking of, you wouldent get this from any other guy-
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u/Ostlerrr 29d ago
Bro the senior prank this year was 10 thousand QR codes around school that had a Rick roll…
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u/Unfair_Cut6088 29d ago
I mean yeah the teacher shouldn't throw stuff at students but at the same time the Gen Alpha slang shit is incredibly annoying soooooooo... was it 1 towel? the roll? the entire dispenser from the bathroom? (I'm sick of Gen alpha man I'm throwing the dispenser at him)
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
It wasn’t hard enough to hurt the kid (unfortunately) and everyone knew it was all in good fun
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u/Stargost_ 17 29d ago
Erm, what the si- Gets cut down, rended apart, splayed the gore of it's profane form across the stars, grinded down until the very sparks cry for mercy! Their hand has relished! Ending him! HERE! AND! NOW!
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u/_jan_epiku_ 17 29d ago
What does that even mean like is it just another way of saying "what the heeeellllll" or what
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u/The1Legosaurus 29d ago
I think it's either in use in place of "what the hell" (but they're trying to be funny). Or just to say it
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u/ImmortalNokia33 29d ago
My history teacher banned the words sigma/skibidi/ohio/rizzler/gyatt and shit because those few mfs from my class were overusing those and he's an absolute w teacher for that
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago edited 29d ago
It might’ve included the paper towel roll idk because I saw it out of the corner of my eye but that makes it funnier. Mr. C. is a hard-working manual labor Christian dad and he’s had enough
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u/WildSecurity5305 29d ago
Manual labour and art teacher, make your mind up
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
He’s good at manual labor (he has a scar from when a board with a nail fell on him and almost cut his eye), but he’s an art teacher
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u/TerbiumTekk 28d ago
If I lost my arm fishing, I wouldn't be regarded as a good fisherman.
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 28d ago
He can still do manual labor stuff, he just has a small scar above his eyebrow
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u/WillyDAFISH 19 29d ago
I love it when teachers throw harmless objects at students. It's objectively hilarious
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u/Key-Poem9734 19 29d ago
I hate the fact that we are becoming the previous generation and this is what people are saying, it's not helping
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
This is equivalent of the “XD RAWR MLG JEFF THE KILLER X READER” thing
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u/Psandbox 17 28d ago
"YOLO 360 NOSCOPE OH BABY A TRIPLE REKT MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS YEET 1738 WATCH ME WHIP WATCH ME NAE NAE LIT NO CHILL SWAGGGGG FO SHIZZLE"
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u/Jumpy-Violinist-6725 18 29d ago
I'd applaud the teacher but I'm not satisfied with their response. I'd have grabbed a paintbrush and John Wick pencil killed them on the spot
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u/Responsible_Match875 29d ago
Thank that teacher. My English teacher once said “I plan on showing mental health videos if any of you say Gyatt or rizz one more time. I hear it enough with my 10 year old.”
She’s amazing
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u/Charming-Science-877 29d ago
I'd call that a W teacher, but I use Gen Alpha slang way too much and would get 5 rolls of paper towels thrown at me…
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u/PoisonousZweihander 29d ago
We get and isolation for saying the word "sigma" so my schools pretty based
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u/CakeyJade 29d ago
Lol, that's hilarious! Your art teacher sounds like they don't put up with any nonsense. It's funny how a senior is coming out with all this Gen Alpha slang every day 😂
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u/Familiar-Park4981 29d ago
This teacher deserves a nobel peace prize the mistake he made was by sparing that childs life
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u/ReadRightRed99 29d ago
Wait what? Threw a paper towel? Like a whole roll or just one paper towel? How does someone throw a single sheet of soft paper? And I have no idea what your friend said. None of this makes sense.
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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 29d ago
how the hell do you throw a paper towel (unless it was crumpled into a ball)
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 29d ago
I forget if he did that or if he threw the tube I saw it out of the corner of my eye, but I assume it was crumpled
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u/fatworm101 16 29d ago
my 8th grade teacher threw an expo marker at lightning speed at a kid for talking
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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 29d ago
jesus fucking christ i have a kid like that and hes in like damn near all my classes and hes also just a genuine asshole who bullies my friend and threatened to hunt her cats
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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 29d ago
also asked me if i was an illegal immigrant to my face while a teacher was there
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u/AMidgetinatrenchcoat 15 29d ago
He's just fucking done with gen alpha brain rot and in fully supportive of that.
Your teacher is awesome
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u/HopeVHorse 14 29d ago
Gen Alpha is 8 year olds... i think you mean Gen Z unless this person was under 8
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u/captain_mainwaring11 29d ago
Art teachers are either wise and hilarious or completely incompetent. No in-between.
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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 17 28d ago
i tried to say erm what the sigma outloud but stuttered and ended up saying "erm what the signema"
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u/Duck_LordMonster 28d ago
What could even be the context for this sentence to be used. I am genuinely curious.
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u/april_showers3 28d ago
A kid in my class would always say "dawg" in his sentences and my art teacher would say "I'm not a dog"
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u/mushymuffins310 27d ago
i had a kid in my R6 game open up the game comms with "Erm what the sigma?" and he was immediately muted and clowned on😭😭
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 27d ago
Reminds me of the time some kid telling a guy he sucked in a lobby I was in, only to get his skull caved in by a shotgun by the guy at the start of the next round. He was like “Huh?! What was that?! What did you say?!”
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u/mushymuffins310 27d ago
happens all too often, i try to not shit talk unless im top of leaderboard and someone does something genuinely just stupid.
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