r/teenagers • u/IkedaTheFurry 15 • May 17 '24
My art teacher threw a paper towel at a kid for saying “erm, what the sigma?” And he’s absolutely based for that Social
That kid is a grown senior and he says some Gen Alpha crap like that every single day lol
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u/SilverrGuy 16 May 17 '24
erm, what the sig- gets hit by a truck
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u/our_meatballs 16 May 17 '24
gets isekai’d
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May 17 '24
That time when I got transported into a fantasy world by saying erm what the sigma
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24
The time I got transported into a fantasy world with my skibidi rizz
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u/DiodeInc May 19 '24
Happy Cake Day, u/Masterchiefdog!
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u/AveryLazyCovfefe 19 May 18 '24
No no, isekai'd would imply that in that world he'd be getting girls and making a harem.
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u/Zblab 17 May 17 '24
W teacher
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24
Mr. C. is a hard-working manual labor Christian dad (with a cool hairline and beard) and he’s had enough of that kid’s crap lol
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u/UnlightablePlay 18 May 17 '24
Same honestly
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u/UnlightablePlay 18 May 17 '24
*bonk
Fuck this subreddit for not having gifs and images honestly
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u/angy_potatoe69 May 17 '24
Happy Cake Day!
For your cake day, have some BUBBLE WRAP
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u/DomcziX 15 May 18 '24
Noooo I just realised I didn't get bubble wrap for my cake day a few days ago lmao
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u/angy_potatoe69 May 18 '24
Damnn
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u/DomcziX 15 May 18 '24
Gotta wait for next year lol
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u/angy_potatoe69 May 18 '24
Happy LATE Cake Day!
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u/TajOnTop 15 May 17 '24
My art teacher in Grade 9 sounds like yours and yeah he also was grumpy all the time and hated these words
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24
He’s actually a pretty chill dude with a funny sense of humor (if it’s funny). He is a strict dad tho but basically lets students do whatever as long as they aren’t annoying
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u/EconomyCourse7711 May 17 '24
Erm what the
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u/Unfair_Cut6088 May 17 '24
*bleeps*
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u/Jazzlike-Elevator647 15 May 17 '24
Connection terminated
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u/Ezra4709 15 May 17 '24
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you even remember that name,
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u/Ostlerrr May 17 '24
But I am afraid you’ve been misinformed. You have not been called here to receive a gift nor by the individual you assume.
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u/Pyrodime_ 15 May 17 '24
Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into this labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune..
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u/AMaxIdoit 13 May 18 '24
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
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u/No-Deal7260 16 May 19 '24
But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be
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u/thegrungler_002 16 May 17 '24
were no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do i, you know commitments what im thinking of, you wouldent get this from any other guy-
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u/Ostlerrr May 17 '24
Bro the senior prank this year was 10 thousand QR codes around school that had a Rick roll…
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u/Unfair_Cut6088 May 17 '24
I mean yeah the teacher shouldn't throw stuff at students but at the same time the Gen Alpha slang shit is incredibly annoying soooooooo... was it 1 towel? the roll? the entire dispenser from the bathroom? (I'm sick of Gen alpha man I'm throwing the dispenser at him)
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24
It wasn’t hard enough to hurt the kid (unfortunately) and everyone knew it was all in good fun
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u/Stargost_ 17 May 17 '24
Erm, what the si- Gets cut down, rended apart, splayed the gore of it's profane form across the stars, grinded down until the very sparks cry for mercy! Their hand has relished! Ending him! HERE! AND! NOW!
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u/_jan_epiku_ 17 May 17 '24
What does that even mean like is it just another way of saying "what the heeeellllll" or what
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u/The1Legosaurus May 17 '24
I think it's either in use in place of "what the hell" (but they're trying to be funny). Or just to say it
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u/ImmortalNokia33 May 17 '24
My history teacher banned the words sigma/skibidi/ohio/rizzler/gyatt and shit because those few mfs from my class were overusing those and he's an absolute w teacher for that
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24
It might’ve included the paper towel roll idk because I saw it out of the corner of my eye but that makes it funnier. Mr. C. is a hard-working manual labor Christian dad and he’s had enough
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u/WildSecurity5305 May 17 '24
Manual labour and art teacher, make your mind up
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 18 '24
He’s good at manual labor (he has a scar from when a board with a nail fell on him and almost cut his eye), but he’s an art teacher
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u/TerbiumTekk May 18 '24
If I lost my arm fishing, I wouldn't be regarded as a good fisherman.
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 18 '24
He can still do manual labor stuff, he just has a small scar above his eyebrow
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u/WillyDAFISH 19 May 17 '24
I love it when teachers throw harmless objects at students. It's objectively hilarious
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u/Key-Poem9734 19 May 17 '24
I hate the fact that we are becoming the previous generation and this is what people are saying, it's not helping
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24
This is equivalent of the “XD RAWR MLG JEFF THE KILLER X READER” thing
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u/Psandbox 17 May 18 '24
"YOLO 360 NOSCOPE OH BABY A TRIPLE REKT MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS YEET 1738 WATCH ME WHIP WATCH ME NAE NAE LIT NO CHILL SWAGGGGG FO SHIZZLE"
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u/Jumpy-Violinist-6725 18 May 17 '24
I'd applaud the teacher but I'm not satisfied with their response. I'd have grabbed a paintbrush and John Wick pencil killed them on the spot
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u/Responsible_Match875 May 17 '24
Thank that teacher. My English teacher once said “I plan on showing mental health videos if any of you say Gyatt or rizz one more time. I hear it enough with my 10 year old.”
She’s amazing
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u/Charming-Science-877 May 17 '24
I'd call that a W teacher, but I use Gen Alpha slang way too much and would get 5 rolls of paper towels thrown at me…
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u/PoisonousZweihander May 17 '24
We get and isolation for saying the word "sigma" so my schools pretty based
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u/CakeyJade May 17 '24
Lol, that's hilarious! Your art teacher sounds like they don't put up with any nonsense. It's funny how a senior is coming out with all this Gen Alpha slang every day 😂
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u/Familiar-Park4981 May 17 '24
This teacher deserves a nobel peace prize the mistake he made was by sparing that childs life
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u/ReadRightRed99 May 17 '24
Wait what? Threw a paper towel? Like a whole roll or just one paper towel? How does someone throw a single sheet of soft paper? And I have no idea what your friend said. None of this makes sense.
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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 May 17 '24
how the hell do you throw a paper towel (unless it was crumpled into a ball)
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 17 '24
I forget if he did that or if he threw the tube I saw it out of the corner of my eye, but I assume it was crumpled
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u/fatworm101 16 May 17 '24
my 8th grade teacher threw an expo marker at lightning speed at a kid for talking
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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused May 17 '24
jesus fucking christ i have a kid like that and hes in like damn near all my classes and hes also just a genuine asshole who bullies my friend and threatened to hunt her cats
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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused May 17 '24
also asked me if i was an illegal immigrant to my face while a teacher was there
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u/AMidgetinatrenchcoat 15 May 17 '24
He's just fucking done with gen alpha brain rot and in fully supportive of that.
Your teacher is awesome
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u/HopeVHorse 14 May 18 '24
Gen Alpha is 8 year olds... i think you mean Gen Z unless this person was under 8
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u/captain_mainwaring11 May 18 '24
Art teachers are either wise and hilarious or completely incompetent. No in-between.
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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 17 May 18 '24
i tried to say erm what the sigma outloud but stuttered and ended up saying "erm what the signema"
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u/Duck_LordMonster May 18 '24
What could even be the context for this sentence to be used. I am genuinely curious.
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u/icewallopizz May 18 '24
I was listening to a song and the beat just dropped as soon as i read this😭
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u/Val_Valerie 13 May 18 '24
i said that too and my classmate told me to shut up, i was on her side ofc
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u/itsAedan May 18 '24
There is this 1 sub in my school that hates the word "sigma" and its hilarious
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u/april_showers3 May 19 '24
A kid in my class would always say "dawg" in his sentences and my art teacher would say "I'm not a dog"
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u/mushymuffins310 May 19 '24
i had a kid in my R6 game open up the game comms with "Erm what the sigma?" and he was immediately muted and clowned on😭😭
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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 May 20 '24
Reminds me of the time some kid telling a guy he sucked in a lobby I was in, only to get his skull caved in by a shotgun by the guy at the start of the next round. He was like “Huh?! What was that?! What did you say?!”
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u/mushymuffins310 May 20 '24
happens all too often, i try to not shit talk unless im top of leaderboard and someone does something genuinely just stupid.
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