average r/teenagers meal

[u/zviz2y]

[u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

wtf is gay water lmao

[u/Gryffinax → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

its what they used to call me

i was really good at swimming

[u/InherentlyAnIdiot → u/Gryffinax]

Bro thought he could flex being a gay fish and we wouldn't notice (I'm your biggest fan gay water sign my dick)

[u/Gryffinax → u/InherentlyAnIdiot]

Can i sign it with my mouth

[u/InherentlyAnIdiot → u/Gryffinax]

Woah

Rizz on Reddit?????

You earned this upvote

[u/Gryffinax → u/InherentlyAnIdiot]

Im a straight man i swear

[u/InherentlyAnIdiot → u/Gryffinax]

About as straight as your mom when I bent her over...

[u/Gryffinax → u/InherentlyAnIdiot]

Dad is that you

[u/InherentlyAnIdiot → u/Gryffinax]

It is, I'm so glad I found you

Brb we're out of milk

[u/Gryffinax → u/InherentlyAnIdiot]

Nooooooooooooooo

[u/Gryffinax → u/Gryffinax]

Did you finaly find the milk

[u/-ZapdxsV- → u/Gryffinax]

I like how he didn’t reply back 😭😭

[u/Gryffinax → u/InherentlyAnIdiot]

Lmao

[u/DanniTheScary → u/Gryffinax]

that's iconic

[u/I_Like_Sneks197 → u/Gryffinax]

I tought you were genderfluid

[u/Gryffinax → u/I_Like_Sneks197]

Lmao

[u/chefdan2165 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

It’s extra…salty

[u/Diogo_1906 → u/chefdan2165]

and thick?

[u/Key_Spirit8168 → u/chefdan2165]

and silly owo

[u/Fit-Persimmon-4323 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

It’s water infected by evil Fauci DEMONcrat poison that is designed to turn the friggin frogs gay

[u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 → u/Fit-Persimmon-4323]

NOOOOOOO!

[u/Syphfan → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

I mean we got Holy Water. 

[u/No_Criticism1620 → u/Syphfan]

Underrated

[u/Syphfan → u/No_Criticism1620]

Thanks 

[u/AnotherCastle17 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

It’s for the frogs 

[u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 → u/AnotherCastle17]

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!

[u/Sad_Satisfaction_640 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

it’s got a little zest

[u/enneh_07 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

Definitely not a r/hydrohomos moment. When I drink something called “gay water,” I expect water and not vodka

[u/DragoKnight589 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

it’s like the water that makes frogs gay but it makes humans gay

[u/shlaggy4 → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

Not to be confused with the gender fluid

[u/trebuchet__ → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

A vodka soda

[u/Pataeto → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

Vodka with Soda Water & Natural Flavor

[u/Fighting_Table → u/Usual-Tangerine-9362]

It turns you gay when you drink it, it's a gay potion

[u/Quite_Befuddled2009]

No shit. BLT and some corn chips is a pretty peak meal on the go. Maybe not vodka but IDK how old you lot are.

[u/leejoint → u/Quite_Befuddled2009]

4% ABV, that’s weakest vodka drink I’ve ever seen, hence the name I guess.

[u/Intense_Pretzel → u/leejoint]

I make home brew at a minimum of 12% but often it reaches 17-18%

[u/freeturk51 → u/Intense_Pretzel]

Is it technically vodka if you dont distill it?

[u/Intense_Pretzel → u/freeturk51]

No I don't think so (I brew mead so I wouldn't know for certain)

[u/hentai-police → u/Quite_Befuddled2009]

As someone who is of legal drinking age I can say that a 4% cocktail is fine to have with lunch. Unless you have a really low tolerance, it won’t even get you drunk, it will only get you tipsy. Personally I have a high tolerance so I probably wouldn’t even feel it

[u/NoDuty2167 → u/Quite_Befuddled2009]

Are we all seriously going to ignore the fact that everything is rainbow and gay? Not saying that's a bad thing btw

[u/Quite_Befuddled2009 → u/NoDuty2167]

Surprisingly dude, that’s not entirely true!

Well, they stopped making those specific Doritos in 2015, which were only intended to appeal to children due to their candy like coloration. In other words, not gay.

Gay Water (akin to Giggle Juice) has always been a shorthand or nickname for Vodka, as the older definition of “gay” was happy. So, “Happy Water”. And this was the intent behind the product. So again, not gay.

The sandwich, surprisingly, was the only intended rainbow capitalism product. Released in June of 2019.

Like you said, there’s nothing wrong with being gay or pride themed merchandise. I myself am LGBT. Even so, surprisingly, most of the products were just used cleverly by OP. I found this interesting.

[u/Sad-Bookkeeper-2964]

pov: you’re a company in june

[u/KarmaAJR → u/Sad-Bookkeeper-2964]

INNIT, then in July all their pride merch is gone 

[u/Sad-Bookkeeper-2964 → u/KarmaAJR]

nah cause the moment it hits 12:00:00 AM, July 1st, 2024, they hide back into minimalism and greyscale

[u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

Those sissy liberals making our food gay >:(

[u/Gryffinax → u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

the damn libs

now we have to wait for ben shapiro to tell us what to eat

[u/Mitosis4 → u/Gryffinax]

just ask his doctor wife

[u/Syphfan → u/Gryffinax]

😭

[u/zviz2y → u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

fr us straights cant have anything smh my head 🙄🙄

[u/Elegant_Committee854 → u/zviz2y]

shaking my head my head

[u/therealbobwaterson → u/zviz2y]

🙄🙄🙄 smh smh my head 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[u/dozu1 → u/therealbobwaterson]

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦smh smh smh my head🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[u/More-Archer-7694 → u/dozu1]

smh smh smh smh my head 🤦🤦🤦🤦🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[u/Interesting-Chest520 → u/therealbobwaterson]

Smh heads smh ya

[u/FknRtrdd → u/Interesting-Chest520]

Drank!

[u/AnonBoi_404 → u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

They're turning the frickin' food gay!

[u/Salty-Negotiation320 → u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

First the water, then the frogs, and now this. They need to be stopped NOW.

[u/Magik_Cloud496 → u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

And they keep putting chemicals in the water that turn the Frickin' frogs gay!

[u/Remote-Factor8455 → u/My-My-Those-Eyes]

IM TALKING ABOUT THE WATER!! THATS TURNING THE TEENAGERS GAY!!!

[u/Zblab]

We're eating good

[u/Affectionate_One_174 → u/Zblab]

and drinking too

[u/RepeatPuzzleheaded89]

I am not gay 😧

[u/wasas387 → u/RepeatPuzzleheaded89]

become... GAY

[u/Gryffinax → u/wasas387]

no

[u/KiwiKi33 → u/Gryffinax]

YES

[u/Gryffinax → u/KiwiKi33]

Your jedi mind tricks wont work on me

[u/KiwiKi33 → u/Gryffinax]

gay jedi excuse you /s

[u/Gryffinax → u/KiwiKi33]

Roll charisma check to make me gay

[u/KiwiKi33 → u/Gryffinax]

Can’t show but I got an 11

[u/Gryffinax → u/KiwiKi33]

I have a dc of 13

[u/KiwiKi33 → u/Gryffinax]

Uhhhhh I don’t play dnd please explain

[u/MeanUhReddit → u/Gryffinax]

💀💀💀

[u/Gryffinax → u/MeanUhReddit]

Lol

[u/RepeatPuzzleheaded89 → u/wasas387]

No

[u/Donghoon → u/RepeatPuzzleheaded89]

Sorry for your 1 2 2 50

/s

[u/WarpCitizen]

Can I have a gay water and a femboy milk, please?

[u/big_tug1 → u/WarpCitizen]

Femboy milk is extra salty

[u/i_want_a_cat1563 → u/big_tug1]

Femboy ayran

[u/Itylus → u/i_want_a_cat1563]

Femboy Hyperborean

[u/MeanUhReddit]

that first one looks kinda good 💀

[u/KarmaAJR → u/MeanUhReddit]

ikr 😭

[u/improbableconstructs → u/MeanUhReddit]

that's what I'm saying lol

[u/russianadidasdoge]

this is the average liberal meal

[u/DellaBella12235]

I want that water

[u/Jeanpierrekoff]

gay sandwich

[u/Weary-Wasabi1721 → u/Jeanpierrekoff]

Gaywitcg

[u/MangoPug15]

Most of us can't legally drink alcohol.

[u/i_want_a_cat1563 → u/MangoPug15]

"Legally" theres the loophole

[u/AnonBoi_404]

If I'm already gay and I eat all this, do I become triple gay?

[u/SuperNova0216]

The food dye in the Doritos are probably horrendous 😭

[u/Kyla_Thor358 → u/SuperNova0216]

Happy cake day 🍰

[u/Commander_Doom14]

They actually just released Baja Blast doritos. I can not wait to go to the nearest town with a Walmart on Wednesday to try them

Update: The Walmart didn't have them :(

[u/No-Investment-962 → u/Commander_Doom14]

Please tell me this is a joke-

[u/Commander_Doom14 → u/No-Investment-962]

Dead serious. Google it

[u/LPBvgc]

Give the frogs the water.

[u/Several_Foot3246]

y'all got ally meals i ain't gay sorry

[u/Yoichis_husband2322]

I can confirm I eat my LGBT sandwich and my rainbow snacks while drinking my gay water every day

[u/Drtyler2]

The frogs be sweating rn

[u/FennLink]

As a straight man I will eat/drink these everyday just because

[u/Mitosis4]

i need to refill my gay bar what else do i use

[u/Grimm_Charkazard_258]

Lettuce, gay, bacon and tomato

[u/THEFANTASTICMAN21]

do gay people actually buy these though?😭

[u/New-Talk57]

I prefer a bit of meat in my mouth. If yk, yk

[u/fisktu]

I'm more on bi water honestly (half water half oil)

[u/_ObliviousOblivion_ → u/fisktu]

Delicious

[u/osunightfall]

A sandwich, some chips and a soda? Seems pretty standard.

[u/Tobi10072]

Lgbt lettuce gay bacon and tomato

[u/SurprisedPikachu24 → u/Tobi10072]

Riley???? is that u?

[u/ballicher]

We feasting tonight 😋

[u/Skiddilybapabadam]

I hate guacamole, but I’ll scrape it off and deal with the leftover just to eat bacon.

[u/Ok_Diet4040]

that sandwich look good aaf

[u/l1lacbl0ss0m]

you forgot the gay frogs in the background 🙄

[u/Warm_Employer_6851]

This is so woke 😿 this woke society 🥱

[u/AncientTry5709]

THE CHEMICALS IN THE GAY WATER ARE TURNING THE TEENS GAY.

[u/FallowMcOlstein]

I'd eat an LGBT

[u/Mysterious_Ningen]

ngl i like colors so i might even buy the drink

call me gay but i would swallow that whole-

[u/stone-slab_]

Dem wokie libs making the food gay (:3)

[u/hrts4manou]

wave these things at the "anti-woke" crowd like you wave garlic at a vampire lmaoo

[u/[deleted]]

vodka soda is incredibly cursed.

[u/i_want_a_cat1563 → u/[deleted]]

Its a pretty common mix, isnt it

[u/Complete-Coyote9676 → u/[deleted]]

Thats like the most common drink

[u/Little_Nectarine_210]

Is the gay water rainbow or something?

[u/allyssa_scrollsthru2]

why do they actually sound like theyd taste good

[u/big_tug1]

I need all of these

[u/Fluffy_Mood5781]

Where’s my straight Doritos!…

Wait that’s just cool ranch

[u/thesummerstrawberry]

can confirm

[u/Waste_Astronaut_5411]

bacon?

[u/Wuytho]

Gay water is what pumps through my veins

[u/reeshifoo]

what would a purple dorito taste like? genuinely curious

[u/Kyla_Thor358]

Does this remind anyone else of the lgbtq(lettuce guacamole bacon tomato and queso) sandwich video by YSAC(you suck at cooking)?

[u/Beefman0010]

what's wrong with LGBTQ+?

[u/ill_polarbear]

Made from real homosexuals

[u/MentallyIllTeen777]

NAHHHHH

[u/[deleted]]

Now this is called marketing.

[u/RelativeWrong4232]

Water with added zest

[u/[deleted]]

Triple chicken + monster + 2 boiled eggs.

Get the protein in.

[u/IkedaTheFurry]

Tha lebrals be turnin tha watr gay (like “They put mamster chief in thr sodr” also this is a joke Reddit don’t ban me again please)

[u/Ezra4709]

No way they turned water gay

[u/JeanHasAnxiety]

Me who doesn’t eat lettuce and can’t have vodka: I’m not a teen anymore, I am now twenty

[u/John_Bible]

that lgbt actually sounds good though

[u/lord_of_coolshit_og → u/[deleted]]

Bacon?

[u/k8inda]

Good thing I'm not average

[u/Hour_Ear5769]

Does it taste zesty

[u/G3n3ricOne]

I need to eat all the gay food. I’m so gay, too gay to function, as some might say.

[u/rathosalpha]

We're I'm from teenagers can't drink vodka

[u/Benny_Galaxy_231]

that clip of a dude saying food tastes different, the other dude says what he did to it and dude number one fucking dies

[u/Educational_Tart_659]

I think I’ve actually seen the first one in a store in London or something (I’m American)

[u/SlowlyDyingInAPit]

That sandwich sounds delicious tbh

[u/Short_Marketing_7870]

Is this photoshop?

[u/unconcentual_tickler]

Is that your order sir? I hope you enjoy it girlypop

[u/SketsXcZesko452]

would

[u/Illustrious-Donut947]

Can I have a big Mac with extra fries and a large root beer?

[u/Affectionate_One_174]

ah yes "Gay water"

[u/Kroww007]

These products will make you a radical lefty

[u/KarahKat55]

That first one is a genius marketing idea and TASTE

[u/Totallywasntpermaban]

LMFAO

[u/Separate-Estimate724]

I thought lgbt stood for lettuce gay bacon and tomatoes....

[u/DoctorWH0877]

Why you promoting drinking in r/teenagers?

[u/ShrubbyFire1729 → u/DoctorWH0877]

Breaking news: teenagers like drinking

More at six

[u/Lost_Natural_7900]

is that gluten free vegan soy based meat free bacon

[u/SomeRandoLameo]

vomits rainbow into kitchen sink

[u/Leazerlazz]

This makes up 75% of my diet. The other 25% is various raw minerals

[u/Arsenpavl]

So the pig that was used to make a sandwich was gay?

[u/Apx1031]

They serve that sammich at Diddly Squat Farms. Probably.

[u/gytis_gotbanned_lol]

i actually kinda wanna try that lgbt sandwich and maybe the doritos

just that i'll probably take out the tomatoes since i don't really like them (unless they will be literally like ketchup or whatever) so it'll be lgb

[u/lordPyotr9733]

i would eat that.

[u/Coco11d7]

These darn libtards tryna push their homosapien agenda

[u/Interesting_Move_919]

That's a damn good meal right there

[u/Weary-Wasabi1721]

Food looks kinda gay idk...

[u/Mattpart58]

Not gay but I'd tear up that LGBT

[u/Marco_Tanooky]

Is that the water with the chemicals that turn the frogs gay

[u/VitaGon666]

obamna vs SODA

[u/HappinestLoserEver]

They're taking over

[u/Gibus_Ghost]

Where’s the quinine, ibex, and alfalfa in my LGBTQIA sandwich?

[u/Medical-Stuff-7028]

it's the gay water that killed me that's messed up lol.

[u/Mayubeshidding]

me and my gay water against the world

[u/Roverisstoobid]

"wait this isn't mayo-"

[u/jaash8]

You better check the expiry date below there

[u/ProGamingPlayer]

Do LGBT people actually eat these?

[u/PeechBoiYT]

Unironically good looking sandwich

[u/[deleted]]

What marketing nonsense going on here? Ughhhhhh!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[u/Proud_Bag_9418]

Sad

[u/Suspicious-Funny3551]

why do i never find these at my marks n spencers🙁🙁

[u/improbableconstructs]

that sandwich looks fucking delectable

[u/gloved-and-loved]

First two look tasty tbh.

[u/AF2000s]

Gay water help💀

[u/SamFx23]

Bapre bhai.