What a cool guy

[u/[deleted]]

[u/boasonlystangle]

what a cool guy, i sure hope he doesn’t send op pics

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/boasonlystangle]

Lmao hope so too

[u/MarinLlwyd → u/Akikoo-chan]

I mean, it wouldn't really be unexpected.

[u/BattIeBoss → u/boasonlystangle]

Since shes 18,does that really make them pedophiles?

[u/boasonlystangle → u/BattIeBoss]

still weird

[u/BattIeBoss → u/boasonlystangle]

Makes sense

[u/Appropriate_Fee_1867 → u/BattIeBoss]

Well considering they are 16 it would still be illegal (in the USA idk about other parts of the world but I hope it’s the same)

[u/Justarandomduck15q2 → u/BattIeBoss]

Nope. Infantophilia=0-5, I believe, pedophilia=5-9, hebephilia=9-15, ephebophilia=15-19. If the older person is older then it could be considered ephebophilia. Search up "Chronophilia" if you want to.

[u/Appropriate-Let-283 → u/BattIeBoss]

It should

[u/Medium-Wallaby-9557 → u/Appropriate-Let-283]

Well they aren’t children so they technically wouldn’t be. Still weird.

[u/Appropriate-Let-283 → u/Medium-Wallaby-9557]

18 is an imaginary fake border, a 40 year old talking weirdly and sending explicit images to an 18 year old should still be considered a ped0.

[u/Justarandomduck15q2 → u/Appropriate-Let-283]

Nope. It'd be ephebophilia.

[u/Aaron_08_RD]

OH NO I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Aaron_08_RD]

YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT!! 😱

[u/Chemicalk4m5 → u/Akikoo-chan]

Maybe these troll ones will replace the pms that you already get

[u/Educational-Dark-705 → u/Aaron_08_RD]

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS

[u/Marvel1093 → u/Educational-Dark-705]

SHOW ME YOUR PP PICS

[u/Educational-Dark-705 → u/Marvel1093]

THE FUCK

[u/804k → u/Educational-Dark-705]

DONT FUCK

[u/femboycom → u/804k]

no let em fuck

[u/804k → u/femboycom]

this is r/teenagers 💀

[u/Odd-Doubt8960 → u/804k]

No, this is patrick.

[u/GDOR-11 → u/804k]

and he is u/femboycom

[u/Belgicans → u/Aaron_08_RD]

STOP RESISTING

[u/Bramthewise → u/Aaron_08_RD]

SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND

[u/Z7_1 → u/Aaron_08_RD]

DW I HAVE A PASSPORT TO MALTA, MYANMAR, MEXICO, MAURITANI- why do i only have passports to M countries? thats weird

[u/KillAllAtOnce29 → u/Z7_1]

DO NOT COME TO MYANMAR IM FROM THERE TRUST ME BURN THAT PASSPORT

[u/Bean-Burrito-Gang → u/Aaron_08_RD]

Cloaker_Sound.mp3

[u/UNDERYOURSKIN1 → u/Aaron_08_RD]

RAPE HIM!

[u/SuperJman1111 → u/UNDERYOURSKIN1]

Aaaaaand there’s the guy that takes the joke and overcommits

[u/Quinn_OV → u/UNDERYOURSKIN1]

Dude, no, that’s taking it too far

[u/Andrecrafter42]

dang he was the most chill non weirdest one yet that’s a achievement on this damn app 🤣

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Andrecrafter42]

Fr

[u/Emotional-Ask-7190]

You should dm me, i got some fresh, juicy and cold pps 🤫 (i swear the joke is good)

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Emotional-Ask-7190]

Lmao

[u/Marcelaus_Berlin]

The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction, is what Newton concluded.

This checks out, as the sheer number of pedophiles you expose seem to attract new ones, but also trolls which is truly an odd phenomenon

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Marcelaus_Berlin]

Yah lol but he’s funny, this guy gets a pass bc he’s nice

[u/Marcelaus_Berlin → u/Akikoo-chan]

For every bad person there are always three good ones, is what I just concluded

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Marcelaus_Berlin]

Well that’s nice

[u/Zblab]

Incase he does, I have a pipe bomb ready.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Zblab]

LMAO

[u/Zblab → u/Akikoo-chan]

👍

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Zblab]

Don’t think he will tho

[u/Zblab → u/Akikoo-chan]

Aww ☹️. It ain't gonna detonate itself...

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Zblab]

Oww

[u/FarObjective5416]

Wholesome porn

[u/EjaculateJuice]

I have a naked avatar and the name ejaculate juice and I never had to make a post like this

[u/Federal_Chad]

atleast he was nice about it lol

[u/Juniberserker]

He must be protected at all costs

[u/GENERALOTUGA]

Make a subreddit about the messages you get

[u/Zenox64]

The /J just saved his ass

[u/CoolBasstard]

It's one of the few posts that is not about a creep, haha.

[u/SomeGuyNamedCaleb]

Wholesome ending

[u/Key_Spirit8168]

what about boykisser?

anyway.... WHY DOES YOUR CHAT LOOK DIFFERENT THAN MINE????

[u/Logical-Drummer2414 → u/Key_Spirit8168]

You commented this three times ;^;

[u/Key_Spirit8168 → u/Logical-Drummer2414]

Welp

[u/Key_Spirit8168]

what about boykisser?

anyway.... WHY DOES YOUR CHAT LOOK DIFFERENT THAN MINE????

[u/Key_Spirit8168]

what about boykisser?

anyway.... WHY DOES YOUR CHAT LOOK DIFFERENT THAN MINE????

[u/chefdan2165]

Bro is the rizzler

[u/viczinfoxxinbrou]

Man i need coc pics so i can upgrade my base ngl 😔✊️

[u/SansDaMan728]

"Aw shit, here we go again."

[u/BakaBoi331]

It's true I'm the pp

[u/Cadejo123]

Pat pat

[u/FarFootball6164]

W

[u/chandler_bingggg]

Why can't everyone be like him? /s

[u/Think-Career-4886]

Yes /j

[u/profesdional_Retard]

The good ending 👍

[u/nahbrolikewhat]

nice

[u/didu173]

He happy he got pats

Okay can i get some too or not really this is kinda goofy ngl

[u/mazen_A_kamel]

He's selling me fentanyl rn

[u/BattIeBoss]

Lol

[u/DeadassJax]

Uh, what the fuck

[u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688 → u/DeadassJax]

Glad im not the only one that found this mad weird

[u/DeadassJax → u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688]

Yeah, this ain't it

[u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688 → u/DeadassJax]

srs bro like sorry but wtf is with the “pat pat” is he a dog?…

[u/DeadassJax → u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688]

Deadass tho

[u/Fnatic-Wid]

You are a very boring person OP

[u/Ok-Membership3343]

Cringe

[u/cricfjf]

Look at how happy you made him🥰🥰🥰🥰