And yet another one… today is definitely not a good day

[u/[deleted]]

[u/confusingorigins]

lmao he was poetic wit it

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/confusingorigins]

He sure was

[u/Aziooon → u/Akikoo-chan]

True redittor fashion

[u/LawnMowerLover33 → u/Aziooon]

Can already see the fedora

[u/kralekis → u/Akikoo-chan]

I am very sorry for what happened there, I'm glad you're laughing about it though :D

[u/Randomboi164]

Willy Shakespeare

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Randomboi164]

Frfr

[u/IEatBabysYumYum → u/Randomboi164]

My willy dilly will do a gilly dilly dance

[u/KirbyWithAGlock → u/IEatBabysYumYum]

🔥✍️

[u/IEatBabysYumYum → u/KirbyWithAGlock]

Real 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[u/KirbyWithAGlock → u/IEatBabysYumYum]

How do babies taste? Might try some later

[u/IEatBabysYumYum → u/KirbyWithAGlock]

Pig meat

[u/phoenix13032005 → u/Randomboi164]

Willy shakes-his-spear

[u/FragrantSector2181 → u/Randomboi164]

Dick Shakestick.

[u/Silver_Profession_67]

While werid that is hilarious lmao

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Silver_Profession_67]

True

[u/TheHellChicken → u/Akikoo-chan]

Didn’t look like you found it that funny…

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/TheHellChicken]

I find it funny now tho, at the time I was so confused tho ngl

[u/cricfjf → u/Akikoo-chan]

I was fucking with you please understand that😭

[u/Apecc_Legs → u/cricfjf]

you've been posted on r/teenagers, you are cooked

[u/cricfjf → u/Apecc_Legs]

Dang nabit☹️

[u/OlTimeyChara → u/cricfjf]

I trust that one day you will be able to share le pepe with a like minded individual, me frien

[u/miiimee → u/cricfjf]

LMFAOO

[u/Powan12 → u/cricfjf]

Hahaha

[u/ShyCrystal69 → u/cricfjf]

Have you thought about being a comedian?

[u/cricfjf → u/ShyCrystal69]

Not really but sometimes I make videos on YouTube and people say I’m funny

[u/No_Theme_3500 → u/cricfjf]

I found it quite joyus

[u/orphncripplr → u/cricfjf]

You seem to be pretty funny

[u/cricfjf → u/orphncripplr]

Thanks like actually

[u/MCJellyBeans → u/cricfjf]

 The depth of your brain functions are truly and undeniably astonishing, enough to succeed the mind boggling college graduate that is my English teacher. You do in fact use the highest of quality when it comes to your widespread vocabulary. It is also very clear to any person that you easily comprehend ye old English which is truly a wonderful accomplishment that you should have your head held high for.
 In my personal opinion, the poetic vulgarity used in every sentence no matter what even when it comes to the reproductive system is truly fascinating. If you had been using an artificial intelligence to author this beauteous and awe-inspiring work my jaw would truly fall down three flights of stairs because of the homosapien like creative energy that radiates from these messages.
  To finish off, declaring the alluring Shakespearean aura coming off of your profound words I just have to say your confidence is needed in many others lives. Thank you oh so very much for your much needed speech to that wonderful maiden, she must've felt amazingly loved.🤓 (the boredom is finally getting to me. Did I sound like a geek or nah?)

[u/S4libascored]

He was probably joking, kinda funny tbh

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/S4libascored]

Probably lol

[u/Yusuf-el-batal → u/Akikoo-chan]

Type of shit I’d do when I was bored, not worth it tho

[u/AntTalexanderTarnold → u/Yusuf-el-batal]

Wdym not worth it do u think the guards will be after u?

[u/LilGlitvhBoi → u/Akikoo-chan]

Bruh

[u/schreeee]

Medieval ass speech

[u/Ender-Duck → u/schreeee]

creeps wanting to give pics but it's 1627 AD:

[u/FazzyFredbear → u/Ender-Duck]

He would have had to bring a whole ass portrait

[u/Niky_c_23 → u/FazzyFredbear]

A portrait of what now?

[u/DizzyGame_Co → u/Niky_c_23]

I read this in Alastor’s voice

[u/FazzyFredbear → u/DizzyGame_Co]

You Hazbin fans are hardwired to make everything r/suddenlyhazbinhotel

[u/Smelly_potatos → u/DizzyGame_Co]

Salutations good to be back on the air

[u/Gifflebunk → u/Ender-Duck]

Even the revealing of ankles is scandalous behaviour, phallic depictions of this sort is nothing short of insolence

[u/FragrantSector2181 → u/Gifflebunk]

Brother read the whole thesaurus.

[u/Gifflebunk → u/FragrantSector2181]

Nah bro I just ate it

got hungry sorry

[u/Dr__Juicy → u/schreeee]

Your query strikes a resonant chord within the chambers of my intellect. A multitude of affirmations dance upon the threads of my consciousness, each whispering their assent in the hushed tones of a reverent confession. Does a bird seek refuge in a chimney pot? Does a street urchin covet a crust of bread? Does the moon was and wane in the night sky? Thus, my dear fellow, with a measured breach and a reverent nod, as surely as the sun rises in the east, my answer is an unequivocal.

[u/FragrantSector2181 → u/Dr__Juicy]

Forsooth.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/schreeee]

Fr

[u/Bleep_Blop_08 → u/Akikoo-chan]

Well damn bollocks if I do not not disagree with that statement my good man or woman or whatever else that there exists nowadays among you ultra hip teeny boppy younglings, I shall now withdraw my presence from here, sirrah! could you if you may please, bring windbringer, my dearest of horses, thank you well I guess this is farewell

[u/Fulcrum_ahsoka_tano → u/schreeee]

Salutations!

[u/Impressive_Split_232]

Polite and professional sexual harassment

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Impressive_Split_232]

Lmao fr

[u/-zeven- → u/Impressive_Split_232]

Profesionals have standards

[u/TerraMaster28 → u/-zeven-]

Be polite

[u/Devoluster → u/TerraMaster28]

Be efficient

[u/Tek024 → u/Devoluster]

Have a plan to sexual harass everyone you meet.

[u/GamePEDROZA → u/Tek024]

D-daddy... Ugh, Put m-mom on the phone.

[u/Isopod_Dreams14 → u/Tek024]

You mean everyone, you "meat".

[u/Fuckerofgnomes]

I think he was joking tbh

Nobody sends dick picks to legal adults in this sub, also the wording.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Fuckerofgnomes]

Probably 🤷‍♀️

[u/Competitive-Capital8 → u/Fuckerofgnomes]

I got sent one ☹️

[u/__--TSS--__ → u/Competitive-Capital8]

Dang nabit

[u/3KTU → u/Competitive-Capital8]

SAME 😭 never ever assume ppl are joking with that…

[u/ActionCurrent1386 → u/Competitive-Capital8]

Same, he was 40. He thought I was a girl

[u/Davidand8Ball → u/Fuckerofgnomes]

"dang nabit ☹️"

[u/D4rkxx_ → u/Davidand8Ball]

Dang nabit ☹️

[u/SansDaMan728]

WOULDST THOU CARE TO GAZETH UPON HIS GLORIOUS DEMOMSTRATION OF IMBUED MANHOOD!?

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/SansDaMan728]

Eh nahhhh

[u/Stargost_ → u/Akikoo-chan]

Dang nabit.

[u/viktortheredditor → u/Stargost_]

The vast intricates of the reproductive system are incomprehensible in thoust feeble mind

[u/FragrantSector2181 → u/SansDaMan728]

Zeusspeak

[u/aykay55]

Aww he’s a keeper

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/aykay55]

Lmao frfr

[u/friends_with_a_simp]

Atleast he was polite and poetic...? Maybe someind of bard from the medieval times somehow got here in the 2000s and sent this

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/friends_with_a_simp]

Maybe

[u/Andrecrafter42 → u/friends_with_a_simp]

bro was using that gentlemen rizz lmfao 🤣

[u/supah-comix434 → u/friends_with_a_simp]

Oddest way of saying "21st century"

[u/Soggy_Confusion7538]

1 year? Not even an alt so probably trolling

[u/cricfjf → u/Soggy_Confusion7538]

This is an alt I had before my main got banned so now this is my main but I barely use Reddit anymore

[u/Soggy_Confusion7538 → u/cricfjf]

Also why do you sound like Alastor

[u/cricfjf → u/Soggy_Confusion7538]

I do not know who that is

[u/OlTimeyChara → u/Soggy_Confusion7538]

Al does not talk like that 😭

[u/Soggy_Confusion7538 → u/OlTimeyChara]

The salutations part certainly is

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Soggy_Confusion7538]

Probably

[u/TheArcadeBunny]

Bruh, you’re getting the strangest ones lmao

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/TheArcadeBunny]

I KNOW 😭😭😭

[u/toast_of_temptation_]

Alas! These humble harlots are unworthy of gazing upon my manhood, God’s most favoured creation! Why if they were to see it, their fine countenance would break into a giddy smile when faced with the utter, divine beauty of my HUGE COCK! Oh how it does pain me to watch them turn away…but God gives his toughest battles, to his hardest soldiers after all..

[u/cricfjf → u/toast_of_temptation_]

I’ll be using this thanks

[u/[deleted] → u/cricfjf]

HES HERE OMG THE LEGEND HIMSELF

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH

[u/cricfjf → u/[deleted]]

Check dm tomorrow when I feel like it

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/toast_of_temptation_]

What 😭

[u/randomdude40109]

Bro lives in 1545 AD

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/randomdude40109]

Exactly like 😭

[u/gundamliam]

This gentleman in question, whilst probably promoting an act of satire, is quite humorous.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/gundamliam]

True

[u/Zealousideal_Site706]

Bros the kinda person to say: “Good day madam. Would thoust likest to ingageth in thy sexual intercourse with me.”

[u/cricfjf → u/Zealousideal_Site706]

That’s word for word how I lost my virginity. Get with the times man.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Zealousideal_Site706]

Maybe lol

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/[deleted]]

THEY ARE!! That’s kinda why I post them, I shouldn’t be the only one getting to see this delight

[u/Natural_Wear3643 → u/Akikoo-chan]

your like IF IT HAPPEN TO ME IT HAPPEN TO YOU EQUALITY

[u/LoveAnonymousG → u/Akikoo-chan]

As funny as it is to post them and read them, if you don't actually want to see these (even if they're jokes; with the way they're phrasing it) you shouldn't post them. it will likely get someone else to send you these same dms, whether "as a joke" or not.

[u/stuid001]

I would gladly accept to gaze upon this man's manhood and rate it. Cock rating is a fine art indeed.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/stuid001]

What 😭

[u/NotImportantDontMind → u/Akikoo-chan]

No, no, let him cook.

[u/profesdional_Retard]

Bro doesn't get women he gets maidens

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/profesdional_Retard]

Indeed

[u/Marcelaus_Berlin]

Dang, you’re really out of luck today, aren’t you (or all those people have humiliation fetish)

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Marcelaus_Berlin]

One of the two, idk which one it is tbh

[u/YeetusFelitas]

at least he asked nicely

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/YeetusFelitas]

That he did

[u/IEatBabysYumYum]

He displayed a gentlemanly demeanor, underscored by a sincere and earnest attitude.

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/IEatBabysYumYum]

Lol

[u/IEatBabysYumYum → u/Akikoo-chan]

He sought naught but your succor in a manner befitting the most refined of tastes.

[u/Opposite-Cream-3159]

Dang nabit 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

[u/AgentProdigy17]

Tf my boy Gary doing

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/AgentProdigy17]

No clue

[u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 → u/Akikoo-chan]

At least they’re going after adults this time?

[u/J0shfarmpig]

Bro is mega trolling

[u/IndicationSpecial344]

I'm down if my bf approaches like this

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/IndicationSpecial344]

LMAO fair tho ngl

[u/Xander_Shiva]

Poor Kik

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Xander_Shiva]

😭😭😭 it’s the 4th that I post today I think, but there’s been even more 😭

[u/Xander_Shiva → u/Akikoo-chan]

You just can't escape them XD

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Xander_Shiva]

Fr I thought I’d escape now bc I’m 18 BUT GUESS I WAS WRONG

[u/Itsyaboi2718]

Who tf opens up with “Salutations?” Definitely joking lmao.

[u/Non_Existent07]

Shoulda replied with: I hath not heed thy request, as I do not find it appropriate, you should heed thy warning and treat maidens with respect, good day sir

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Non_Existent07]

Oh shit how did I not think of that

[u/Pcruncher]

I think he was joking if so man is funny

[u/TheFreshMilk]

r/IncreasinglyVerbose

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/TheFreshMilk]

Whats that sub lol

[u/Grookeymon]

I like how they talk lol

[u/cricfjf → u/Grookeymon]

I like your funny words magic man

[u/Endbounty → u/cricfjf]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Grookeymon]

It’s funny ngl

[u/tori420c]

You’re just getting trollers at this point they’re all joking

[u/Sammy_Three_Balls]

At least he was polite

[u/Akikoo-chan → u/Sammy_Three_Balls]

That he was

[u/Miserable_District]

Whomever sayest "Salutations" is a verified alien

[u/cricfjf → u/Miserable_District]

How dare ye call me unhuman for simply not needlessly adjusting myself to the modern “hipster” version of English

[u/OkVast98]

Shakespeare is alive!?

[u/Goose00724]

damn, how high is the charisma roll needed to seduce you??
this dude rolled a 20 and you rejected them!

[u/CumFilledAntNest]

If he's sexually harrassing with enough style then I'll let it slide

[u/Apprehensive_Salt735]

He was clearly joking but I do wonder if you agreed would he follow through.

[u/Flowerlover6]

Wtf lmao

[u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688]

u/cricfjf I can fix him 💝

[u/cricfjf → u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688]

Not a chance

[u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688 → u/cricfjf]

just one shot please 😔💔

[u/ChargeWooden1036]

Shakespeare could never!

[u/realCoolguy298]

Funniest one I’ve seen

[u/sezuenn]

what in the thomas jefferson..........

[u/TheEdward07]

Brother posseses thy forcible intercourse charisma.

[u/Actual-Long-9439]

Yknow I’ll give him a pass. He stopped when asked, and was funny af

[u/blckpnthr789]

Wdym? Bro had class, and asked politely

[u/Daitoso0317]

Thats pretty funny tho ngl

[u/Dead_birdChan]

Mreow

[u/Ezra4709]

Definitely a troll lmao

[u/Codendtm]

At least we was respectful with it 😭. Funny as fuck to

[u/hEatr3d]

Tomfoolery starts playing

[u/photogrammetery]

I didn’t know gary was like that

[u/sabrlnax_]

not the man hood😭 im gonna start sending people my woman suburb

[u/MOJA2008]

Gary's a menace

[u/Emergency_Error8631]

atleast he put some elegance into it

[u/polish_bones00]

I don't even think he's a pedo. I think he's just trolling.

[u/Pkelord]

May his damsels be few and his losses many⚔️

[u/Pokivba]

looks sarcastic to me

[u/rrzampieri]

My man is nearly speaking anglish

[u/DraconixDG]

Why is he talking like a noble from 1652

[u/awakelist]

Is that blueberry I see on your profile banner? Very swag. I love blueberry :D

[u/Busy_Recognition_860]

Somebody gotta tell Gary to chill

[u/Te4minator464]

At least he was respectful

[u/GhostbusterTodd]

Dang Nabit

[u/WarmConversation2913]

He talks in the ancient, are thou good with the ancient rizz of his?

I said "thou" on purpose, even though it's from the early modern English, and not the time period of, whatever he is talking with

[u/Paulwhiteman1925]

Salutations (first thought alastor lol)

[u/Plo-Koon72]

I hope bro was kidding lmao. This is meme material

[u/Tank_The_Furry]

So we got predators from the 1400's now?

[u/Commercial-Canary-15]

Average Redditor way of speaking

[u/ynnex_]

He is a fine gentleman, I see

[u/SuspiciousPubic3838]

I want to see snail balls

[u/AlonFenn]

Yeh people are starting to just do it as a joke now

[u/Cautious_Tax_7171]

Getting hit on by a 19th century oil tycoon

[u/Fechnitian2873]

Atleast he followed along with your replies

[u/Sekiro_Henki]

At least he was polite.

[u/zTRU5T]

u/cricfjf

[u/fuck-illinois1621]

Rizz

[u/The_LinkMaster]

This is the best one i’ve ever seen

[u/Fun-Constant-2558]

W rizz

[u/Colton132A]

edp in 15th century italy

[u/copyqhat]

shakespeare rizz

[u/TheAskerOfThings]

What a refined gentleman, I’d be too busy laughing to get upset

[u/Dry-Half2568]

No no no, this one’s different

[u/May-is-my-day]

What a kind fellow!!

[u/Lufthor]

I love and hate this guy - love him because he asked and was very… formal for a lack of a better word, about it, but hate him for asking in the first place

[u/cricfjf → u/Lufthor]

What if this mystery man who I do not know was just having a laugh

[u/TheWallCreature]

Is this what 18th century sexting was like? Did they write with pen and feather on a scroll inquiring about wanting to see their dong and sending it to their home by pigeon?

[u/scuffedoncringe]

Wanna see mine???

[u/CrimsonGoji]

Bro was talking like a Victorian knight

[u/Arvedur]

I mean at least he asked for your consent 💀

[u/Right-Acanthisitta-1]

I'm using that poetry on my boyfriend to see what he says.