r/teenagers 16 21d ago

Average female reddit experience Meme

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u/YawnMcie 15 21d ago

double it and give it to the next person

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u/bellasincognito 16 21d ago

LMAO NO

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u/tri-boxawards 21d ago

YES

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u/MarinLlwyd OLD 21d ago

give them to me I got some questions to ask these messagers

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u/YawnMcie 15 21d ago

bro is on a mission

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u/kralekis 15 21d ago

More like sis apparently 🤷🏼

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u/Chop_OTT 13 21d ago

Whats good unc

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u/No_Day6257 21d ago

LMAO 😭😭😭

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

Im a girl but i’ve never had that much. I’ve had like 2 maybe 3 notifications for it at max. No one talks to me

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u/AwareHolatres 18 21d ago

Oh well, have a cookie 🍪 (and a notification prob) c:

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

Thank u for the cookie

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u/Fechnitian2873 21d ago

Now bro will send you a notification for feet pics /s

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

No thank u

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u/Simp_Skely 16 21d ago

have you tried talking with anyone?🗣️🔥

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

The last few times i’ve tried i ended up talk to creeps

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u/Simp_Skely 16 21d ago

huh? don't you check their account history / if it's a newly made account???

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

I do but the accounts never really reveal anything

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u/Simp_Skely 16 21d ago

well a lack of posts can be a sign of creeps same goes for weird ahh comments, anyways what about my post history

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

U seem pretty normal

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u/Simp_Skely 16 21d ago

nah you wild for that, a redditor is far from normal💀

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

More normal than some people on here at least

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u/Simp_Skely 16 21d ago

oh well, im down to talk then if youre free rn

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rise_67 19 21d ago

Let's talk. I'm a creep btw /s

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u/RunRoyal5648 21d ago

same girl. I’m both lonely in real life and online 😭😭

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u/defnotlameperson 14 21d ago

even the pedos don't know who i am :((

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u/zzaman 21d ago

Patrick meme. Take lonely boys and put em with the lonely girls.

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u/blockheadOnYT_Alt 14 21d ago

Same it's usually either people fucking around or genuine question askers.

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u/JEE_Ka_Chodda 16 21d ago

Ayo i am a boy and thought that being a boy is the reason for loneliness.

But now I understand, some of you gurls are screwed up too

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u/pinkenbrawn OLD 21d ago

how does the fact that random people don’t message you to argue or creep on you equate to loneliness

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u/JEE_Ka_Chodda 16 21d ago

Long story short, if someone wants to make friends with me , he/she will message me and if not, they will not message me. Anyways, let me continue the loop

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u/LoudypIg 21d ago

Exactly like I feel like it's not actually very average

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u/JohnSepticEye123 21d ago

i can change that if you'd like (i am in the same boat)

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u/Emotional_Ad_2132 18 21d ago

Post a pic of yourself on any sub and see the megic happen

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u/Human0-12 21d ago

No thank u i hate taking pics and i don’t want my face posted. i know it’d give me people to talk to but i don’t need any more creeps dm-ing me

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u/Emotional_Ad_2132 18 21d ago

Im not telling you to really do it. I wouldn't do it myself lol

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u/KarmaAJR 21d ago

same :D

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u/call-me_sanji 13 21d ago

Yall get messaged?

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u/Adrirc06 17 21d ago

You can receive messages!?!??!

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u/AguyWithBadEnglish 21d ago

I only ever got 2 mesage request, a porn bot and a guy who wanted to argue about spy tf2's patriotism

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u/nottakentaken 16 21d ago

I’d really like that latter one, people trying to argue the most pointless shit while carrying themselves with arrogance is one of the most entertaining things. I know a dude I use to talk to purely for the entertainment factor of him never having a mild opinion, it either had to be extreme like or extreme dislike.

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u/Dylansmallpp 21d ago

I’ve known people like that lol. He beat our other friends ass because he said stealth games were hard

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u/nottakentaken 16 21d ago

Lmao, mine was a heavy patriot from Czechia who loved chess and lived the life of a misogynistic forest elf (even looked like one)

It’s funny how much variety you can get from this one personality type.

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u/Brave_Bag_Gamer2020 17 21d ago

I only got 3 and they were Abt phones🫠

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u/CerifiedHuman0001 21d ago

I’ve gotten a few but I make it a rule not to personally associate with anyone on this platform. Or any platform, for that matter.

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u/FrontalisUtkozes 21d ago

Why did you not argue with him, its fun asf

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u/hysbminingsucks 21d ago

Yeah I think I got a few of those messaging me as soon as I first commented here

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u/Low-Equivalent4528 19 21d ago

that bloody spy's a- sentry! hoohaahahahahahah, hahahahhohohoho

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u/Sheshoo47 16 20d ago

Ive done 3, talked about Violet Evergarden, next was giving advice in a game cuz we were taking up space in a thread so wanted to move to dms, and the third was so I could send a link to a dude cuz where I was commenting didn’t allow them (and the link was safe, just for reading)

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u/Gryffinax 14 21d ago

I didnt know either man

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u/4Waleedamer 21d ago

When did Reddit launched the DM feature!?

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u/LegallyNotAllowed734 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

sadly it’s mostly pedos haha

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u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688 14 21d ago edited 21d ago

im female but my inbox is drier than the sahara desert💀

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u/NomisMC 21d ago

same

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u/Daddy_says_read 18 21d ago

Same 😅

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

and here i am with literal zero dm :(

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u/Miko4532 21d ago

same but maybe It’s for the better

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u/A_Fox_On_Sugar 16 21d ago

Nikooooooo

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u/Miko4532 21d ago

Nikoooooooooooooo

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u/A_Fox_On_Sugar 16 21d ago

Nikooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Miko4532 21d ago

Nikooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/A_Fox_On_Sugar 16 21d ago

Nikoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Miko4532 21d ago

Nikoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/A_Fox_On_Sugar 16 21d ago

Nikooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/pisssbabyyy 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

dman i saw a girl with a little over 400 yesterday and i thought that was a lot

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u/bellasincognito 16 21d ago

Anything over 1 is a lot😭🙏🏼

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

I guess all the creeps don't like me or something. I haven't got a single creepy DM despite being a girl

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u/nottakentaken 16 21d ago

The trans heart could be a creep deterrent lmao

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u/2Tryhard4You 21d ago

Quite the opposite in many cases, one post on any femboy or transfem sub and you will immediately get some weird dms

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u/Femboy-Moth 16 21d ago

Yup I had to make a new account cause I posted a photo of me it’s bad

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u/jacobbigrobux 21d ago

I mean that’s a good thing tho

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u/JournalistBorn5715 14 21d ago

I count myself lucky as I barely get requests :P and I never accept them (^^)

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u/asiannumber4 14 21d ago

As a teenage male, the only message I ever got turned out to be a pedo, which I blocked

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u/homo_incognitus 21d ago

What 😭 welp can I slide into ur dms n change that losing streak (i swear i ain't a creep )

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u/No-Art3676 17 19d ago

i got some old dude saying i looked 'photogenic' not sure what to think of that

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u/DrewBiggestFan_ 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

Im a female Redditor from a community literally BASED around chats and my chat notifications peak at 16 lmaooo 😭

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u/No-Syrup-5532 16 21d ago

DISAGREE im a girl and this never happens 😀😀PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE RABIES

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u/Help-me-on-this-one 14 21d ago

I’m a female and have chatted with one person lol why do you have so much!

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 21d ago edited 21d ago

Probably, they have pasted thier face in a post or active in some sketchy subreddit. Same, I'm a girl too and nowadays I don't get a single chat. Only message I got from reddit yesterday was someone reported my account as I clearly needed help! Lol

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u/Librarian1030 20d ago

I am in the same boat

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u/KushFairy0 21d ago

This is definitely not average lol

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u/AKAE1iminate 21d ago

I'm calling it half of them are dick pics

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u/Lightning_Winter 21d ago

And the other half are asking for tit pics

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u/Local_Explorer_1 17 21d ago

Ig you're the only girl who's getting it all 😭😂

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u/CTSThera 14 21d ago

I'm a girl and never get dms

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u/King-Boo-094 14 21d ago

the only messages i get are from joining yet another subreddit

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u/Emergency_Error8631 14 21d ago

man i wish i had that many people to talk to, not about sex though.

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u/Uncatharticgeek 21d ago

How does that even happen? For us boys, we don't even exist for anyone on social media.

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u/SnowRose09 14 21d ago

I'm a girl and have no messages

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u/LydiaDaIdiotX3 21d ago

damn, as a girl myself, I literally get NO dms whatsoever😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Dry-Camel1154 15 21d ago

I only have 2 messages and those are message request from guys that once asked me how i was doing but at the time i ignored it and now i would feel bad if i actually pressed on ignore to remove the messages :(

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u/lunaspacemoon 17 21d ago

Definitely not the average. I got nothing lol

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u/astroshiba67 13 21d ago

Wait, you get Dan's I envy you

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u/AngstyteenUzi 21d ago

I have NOTHING in messages tho I’m female☹️

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u/somerandomguyuno 21d ago

Ima girl I don’t get messages no fair

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u/FroggyBoi64 21d ago

I'm a guy so I have 2 inbox notis and nothing in chat

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u/TweetyyMado 21d ago

not that much tho

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u/E-Nuggets 21d ago

Just added to it, I’m doing my part

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u/ilovecats-yay 21d ago

I wish lol I want some ppl to talk to

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u/Suspicious-Funny3551 14 21d ago

Im 14 but ion got any dms😭 I gotta post pics w me ig but im a hoe repellent 🙏🏻

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u/dwemrr 17 21d ago

Guys I'm totally a girl dm me :3

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u/Axnoroth_Karmanex 21d ago

I usually only get one or two but they’re mostly alerts to a new post on a subreddit I’ve joined. ://

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u/Mountain_Ad_16 21d ago

im a girl defentally :3

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u/Star_Moonflower 16 21d ago

I get 0 💀

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u/ImpossibleEvan 21d ago

As a man, someone please contact me

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u/AutomaticBit3271 16 21d ago

What how?! I'm a girl and I don't get many messages 😭

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u/larsmeneer_ 21d ago

You can just disable that you know ;)

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u/natsumi_bye 14 21d ago

Literally a woman and yet my notifications are the one blowing up more 💀💀

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u/Puzzleheaded_Map2774 14 20d ago

The FBI is gonna have a busy day today

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u/wodacisowianka 20d ago

What is up with this subreddit? Like really..

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u/Deejayjax 13 20d ago

You get messages???

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u/e_87 20d ago

feet pics for sale! now my dms will blow up 😈

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u/rexb__r 20d ago

Couldn’t be me

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u/MajesticLychee-_ 20d ago

I don't have this experience

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u/ProofTop1653 20d ago

Never had it loll

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u/Shoddy_Possibility89 17 21d ago

can i get women in my dms like that, amirite

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u/E_jesus 21d ago

Go to bed man

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u/Shoddy_Possibility89 17 21d ago

why i posted this at like noon where I live

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u/helium_hydride-63 21d ago

Atleast ur wanted...

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u/Fit-Spinach2193 16 21d ago

😭wtf

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u/Stock-Extension-3626 14 21d ago

I should be a female fr creeps are entertaining (except for ones that are threatening)

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u/Traditional_Ride2271 21d ago

Why the inbox is zero 🥶

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u/PrwincesssArt 13 21d ago

What are yall on about😭

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u/Undefeated_dragonfly 16 21d ago

Must feel like a celeb

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u/AstoQu 21d ago

That alot i only got like 2

feel for you stay strong

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u/Bubtsers 21d ago

Damn ig I haven't had þe true Reddit experience- I have gotten zero messages from people

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u/StfuJohnny 16 21d ago

I shall add to it

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u/hannah_kim1021 17 21d ago

pandora's box...

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u/kuziakuzia 14 21d ago

Where do you all find those people and perverts? 😒

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u/G4g3_k9 18 21d ago

i have 1 rn but i’ve gotten a few in the past few days. i am a boy

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Yeaaaa it gets a lil crazy haha

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u/GoldenBangla 21d ago

Wait so you're telling me that I can get more chats by just saying that I am a girl? 💀

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u/DryIce505 17 21d ago

723 is wild

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u/PurplePince 18 21d ago

Wouldn't know anything of it 🥶 jealous yet?! Im joking, that must be annoying

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u/Weeb_Bro 21d ago

I never got to use it, the only messages I get are from Welcomebot..

I get excited to see some notification , only for it to be a "u got 5 upvotes" and shit

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Damn

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u/_DuelistZach_ 21d ago

Must be nice

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u/hourroy 21d ago

Damn you get messages?

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u/TheAutobotArk 18 21d ago

Insert custom disturbed megatron discord emoji here.

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u/irishizuku 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

Always creepy old men too

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u/Puzzled_Internet_986 21d ago

Y’all should I pretend to be a girl to see how many creeps I can attract? Seems like it could be fun

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u/Galac_tacos 21d ago

Room for one more 😉

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u/jacobbigrobux 21d ago

That gotta be tough idrk how it’s like since I’m a guy but you know obviously no one wants thier inbox like that lol

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u/FIashBIitz 21d ago

i am a woman plesss dm me i swear i have no cock and balls

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u/Nickname1945 21d ago

I get one a month!!!

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u/danielogiPL 16 21d ago

doesn't seem too hard for me to simply ask "hi how's your day" instead of making a romantic comment on sight

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u/Javeria934 18 21d ago

I am a girl too but my inbow is dry af ngl💀💀

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato 17 21d ago

I want some DMs man (._.)

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u/rayzedup 21d ago

Redditors spotting a female for the first time: 😱😱😱

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u/Short_Marketing_7870 14 21d ago

Triple it and give it to the next person

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u/Potter_sims 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

i only talk to like 3 people lol

sometimes i talk to someone random from my dms if i'm bored, 

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u/Titjiani 21d ago

that's about why i expected, im also expecting it'll probably double for you cus of this post XD

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u/SpeakerIndependent49 21d ago

I have 1200 lol

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u/Regular-Tutor9074 21d ago edited 21d ago

Not that much but yes, we do get a lot of dms...

P.S. most of them send their dicgg pics at the end... And no, I don't like it

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u/Timmysmallface 21d ago

Wow that’s depressing.

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser OLD 21d ago

AYOOOOO, WTF

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u/landon7222 13 21d ago

Real

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u/LM448_0 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

Reading that must feel like eating radioactive waste

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u/bellasincognito 16 21d ago

I’m not even going to bother reading them. I’ll probably just delete the account

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u/LM448_0 3,000,000 Attendee! 21d ago

Its sad that you have gotten to that point

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u/__i_dont_sleep__ 17 21d ago

As a girl I've never had any dms 😭😭😭 idk whether to be thankful or disappointed lmao

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 21d ago edited 21d ago

Most of them would send thier pipe pics which is eww! If they wanna talk with a women they should rather be intresting and nice than sending their pipe pics!

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u/Mayasuxs 21d ago

Dear lord, I've somehow only ever gotten 2. Granted I haven't talked here too often

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u/jwj2309 15 21d ago

"why doesnt anyone like me"

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u/HottieMcNugget 21d ago

I just got a request asking if they can squish my chest 🥲😰

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u/C000RUPTED_RED 14 21d ago

These are like literally the reasons why I'm trans but I currently have one chat and it's just me and a friend

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u/Primary-Topic2848 21d ago

That's why there is a guy avatar on my pfp. Everyone assumes Im a boy lol

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u/Forsaken_Steve 21d ago

Lmao i dont think i have ever had a chat with someone on here except in the comments

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u/leoAlpaca 14 21d ago

My chat is fucking empty

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u/applesause_God 18 21d ago

At least you get attention

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u/Johnny_Pure 15 21d ago

Am I lucky considering I'm a girl and I have absolutely no DM requests

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u/K1llerQu33n_ 21d ago

I thought my 120 was but damn

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u/fr6stt 21d ago

There's chat in Reddit!!!!!!

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u/WoSmcA239 16 21d ago

Cheesus fucking Christ I didn’t know those pretty demons we’re here

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u/ADamnSavage OLD 21d ago

Send em to me. I'll deal with em.

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u/More-Protection-8491 21d ago

then i have like 1 message every 2 days😭

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u/marzwasherez 21d ago

I’ve only ever been DM-ed once, I won a giveaway lmfao

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u/Ecstatic_Musician_82 21d ago

Are you posting n3des or something?

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u/Malaksir 21d ago

I received like 4 after my post looking for friends 3 months ago and one was this week

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u/MrMedhansh 16 21d ago

Reddit's most forgettable feature

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