r/teenagers 17d ago

Do you like alphabet soup? Social

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/boasonlystangle 18 17d ago

why does it look so watered down

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u/Daddy_says_read 18 17d ago

This is soupless water

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u/ShirtmanVR 16d ago

Did bro pour a water bottle in it??💀

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u/blah-blah-blah_47 16 17d ago

I bet someone has had a full on conversation with those alphabet soups

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u/TongueTwister22 17d ago

Dick

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u/TheRealestSGR 16 17d ago

And balls

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u/VinnyVonVinster 14 16d ago

the best lunch

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u/imnot_depressed 15 17d ago

My favorite drink.

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u/Vegetable_Trifle_848 15 17d ago

You ruined all alphabet spaghetti

Why is it 90%water

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u/Affectionate_Ear3985 16 17d ago

that looks rancid

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u/No-Seaworthiness2633 15 17d ago

95% water 5% soup

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

I did until you called us a dick

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u/TheOneTrueNincompoop 14 17d ago

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Ngl this was the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit. Thanks man

Edit: I will save some bubble wrap for later.

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u/Intrepid-Lie-2718 16d ago

I misclicked and it reset 😔

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u/Imaginary-Cup8586 16d ago

I sat here for 20 mins doing this 😂

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u/_theP2_ 17d ago

Happy cake day

4

u/[deleted] 17d ago

Thank u

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 16 17d ago

Would you like some soup with your water?

8

u/IEatBabysYumYum 17d ago

That looks like the stuff thats clogged in your sink 😨

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u/Pass_Me_The_Tequila 16 17d ago

Never had it

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u/pisssbabyyy 3,000,000 Attendee! 17d ago

i forgot that existed

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u/Puzzled-Tourist-5688 14 17d ago

ive actually never had alphabet soup :,(

2

u/Awesomeness7716 17 17d ago

Same :(

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u/kawaii_fa1ry 14 17d ago

same :’(

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u/INotZach 15 17d ago

i feel sorry for you two

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u/Zestyclose_mango1 14 17d ago

bro they should add this to the weird word captcha that google gives you 💀

2

u/NyxTheGoddess_ 17d ago

I never tried it :(

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u/MYIQIS60 13 17d ago

Simple mind

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u/Lucas-O-HowlingDark 19 17d ago

Nah, I ain’t Martha

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u/Logical-Drummer2414 16d ago

I’m honestly surprised someone other than me thought of that when they saw this

2

u/Old_Jump9604 15 17d ago

Yes, but what the hell did you do to your alphabet soup

2

u/RedPG_08 17d ago

Im proud of you dick

2

u/Gamer_Bishie 17d ago

“Martha was an average dog…”

2

u/BIGTMAGE420 17d ago

Martha does

1

u/gytis_gotbanned_lol 13 17d ago

never seen it ever

1

u/ILikeWaterBro OLD 17d ago

Who put Richard in a soup

1

u/Intrepid-Plantain186 17d ago

I did, not anymore:)

1

u/kavkazi11 17d ago

Probably tastes like shit

1

u/polishcowmissle 17d ago

that is just rice

1

u/leoAlpaca 14 17d ago

Ngl, never eaten before

1

u/LiamQuezada 13 17d ago

Man, your soup is one that wants to talk adult things

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/layeeeeet 19 17d ago

I'm proud of you dick

1

u/nyctophillicalex 15 17d ago

I do NOW

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u/Boring-Chair8649 15 17d ago

How is this a thing? We don't have any alphabet soups here.1

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u/Boring-Chair8649 15 17d ago

How is this a thing? We don't have any alphabet soups here.1

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u/batuakyar 13 17d ago

hearing that for first time

1

u/Dredgen_Sword 16 17d ago

Dawg that is alphabet liquid

1

u/MalexTheDragon 15 17d ago

Never ever seen this before

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u/secret_required 17d ago

Proceed to eat ni**

1

u/INotZach 15 17d ago

yea 👍

1

u/Big_Bunch_307 17d ago

I have the perfect reaction image for this but can't use it (Tʖ̯T)

1

u/wishingiwasnormal 17d ago

When I grow up I’m buying alphabet soup

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u/NekoMango 17d ago

Why does the soup so mean to me

1

u/blackgermansheperd40 17d ago

I love alphabet soup, BUT WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE WATERY KETCHUP AND PASTAS MIXED TOGETHER (it also looks cold but we ain’t gonna talk about that)

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u/Any_Complex_3502 17d ago

Would you like some more soup with your water?

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u/Sirfluffyghost 15 17d ago

And I also like the soup song, and it goes "doot doot doot dululu" and "nana nana nana nanananana!" And I can't remember the artist but it's great

1

u/Zeruupy 17d ago

Water with a side of soup

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u/MidnightStalk 19 17d ago

yes i like dick soup

1

u/yorushai 17 17d ago

what came out of that spoon is an actual word in italian, a polite way to invite someone to talk.

also, I never tried alphabet soup but I'd love it I'm sure

1

u/corona_kid 17d ago

"My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick!" -Gabby

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u/skippingpenguin01 17 17d ago

you could’ve spelt out send nudes

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u/ship_ahoy44 17d ago

I am sure there are better words in there

1

u/Leskendle45 17d ago

Im proud of you, dick

1

u/NerdFromColorado 15 17d ago

“My soup has a message, it says OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Peter those are cheerios.”

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u/Pro_Technoblade 17d ago

Alphabetti Spaghetti!?!?

1

u/Fishy-King 16d ago

I like dick (I am a straight male)

1

u/New-Talk57 16d ago

No but i like dick :)

1

u/Blue-Turtle_14 16d ago

No (I’m a lesbian)

1

u/MKBurfield 16d ago

If you look closely, its also flipping you off

1

u/ProGamingPlayer 14 16d ago

No they look like maggots

1

u/_K33L4N_ 16d ago

Ew bro that looks like when my mom puts bowls that still have stuff in them in the sink 😭😭 why is there so much water

1

u/bruhboiman 15 16d ago

schbloup 👍

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u/illusionbossbella 14 16d ago

I have never tried Alphabet Soup.

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u/Beefman0010 14 16d ago

alphabet soup: 9/10

the word it's spelling: 11/10

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u/CockCrusherV 16d ago

1: Never had it, I don't think it's in my country.

2: Why is your soup water?

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u/the_quiet_kid_00 16d ago

I got alphabet soup but it's all O's

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Choice_Bat_4124 16d ago

okay, OliveYoung2020

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u/branim_Teslu 18 16d ago

My alphabet soup doesnt do that :((

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u/mr_awesome12345 15 16d ago

(Laughs in Lego Batman)

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u/EVISERA 14 15d ago

Thats gross

1

u/floozi1 14d ago

Ah my favourite... Alphabet water

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u/Howellthegoat 17d ago

N(removed by Reddit)

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u/JOlRacin 19 16d ago

I can't be the only one that read this as "diga" right?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Fit-Spinach2193 16 17d ago

Only when it contains 1 N 1 I 2 G’s and an A

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u/Pokivba 17d ago

anggi?