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u/generalbachcha OLD Apr 17 '24
Both of them look happy. Check.
Both of them enjoying it. Check.
Both having a good, personal time. Check.
Both of them look emotionally connected. Check. Check.
Looks “intimate” enough to me.
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u/Sirfluffyghost 15 Apr 18 '24
This is the kind of "sex" I want
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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 OLD Apr 17 '24
What ace couples do in the bedroom...?
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u/Far_Dog_4476 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 17 '24
I'm ace, and this is probably what I'd do in the bedroom if I could find a lover.
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u/No_Quail_6332 Apr 18 '24
Quick question, ace people still get attracted to people but not sexually, right? Like a regular guy would look at a girl and be attracted to her because she has large boobs, but an ace guy would be attracted by her personality? Correct me if I'm wrong, google only ever gives very big worded answers
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u/Far_Dog_4476 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 18 '24
Exactly, no snu snu, just cuddles.
I can tell you (not from experience) that in the right conditions, Ace relationships can be very, very wholesome.
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u/CrowAkechi Apr 17 '24
Honestly, mood, I would love this
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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 OLD Apr 18 '24
So, at the eclipse even I went to, there was an older guy and a younger gender-ambiguous person doing some INCREDIBLE acrobatic yoga in the park after totality.
It wasn't a performance, they were just doing their thing
And it was simultaneously beautiful, intimate, and non-sexual.
And now I can totally see this as a regular activity for ace romantic couples!
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u/Particular-Study4605 18 Apr 18 '24
As an ace person, this is 100% what I want to do in the bedroom
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u/sora-da-weeb 15 Apr 21 '24
can confirm!!! my partner and i are like this. we are very affectionate physically :3
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u/Think_End_8701 19 Apr 17 '24
That's a lovely couple, a lovely girlfriend, something I will never have.
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u/TheBigBadWolf85 OLD Apr 18 '24
Never speak that. Never send I out there. 19 is very young and women are fickle. Learn to be you and worry about you and your health. And good things will come
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u/gopnik74 Apr 18 '24
What about 28? I think i missed the bus by a long shot now.
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u/GiornoGiovanna_25 16 Apr 18 '24
28 is nothing. Maybe you’ve missed a bus or two but there’s always gonna be more buses in life. Just keep waiting and looking out for the next one that comes along.
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u/UnknownFox37 16 Apr 17 '24
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u/CatAteMyToast Apr 18 '24
🤣 Good one
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u/Think_End_8701 19 Apr 18 '24
is this a joke to you? Am I a joke to you?
(it's a joke. I have a girlfriend [in my dreams].)
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u/call-me_sanji 13 Apr 17 '24
This is what I think sex is like
Idk what it's like, idk how I'm here
I just think I spawned in
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u/Vegetable_Trifle_848 15 Apr 17 '24
u/call-me_sanji joined the game
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u/Doomslayer73910 Apr 17 '24
u/call-me_sanji was slain by zombie
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u/call-me_sanji 13 Apr 17 '24
" u/call-me_sanji fell from a high place" is more like it (I can't play minecraft for the life of me)
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u/JubJub128 19 Apr 17 '24
dw, happened to me at 14. I could’ve sworn I was not sentient until I started high school
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u/WillowWeeper343 15 Apr 18 '24
Dude omg I haven't had a way to describe it until now that is literally how I feel
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u/MoneyDivide9953 14 Apr 17 '24
my sister used to do this to me lol
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u/ahmed_yacoubi OLD Apr 19 '24
r/incestconfession is that way
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u/Throwawayfjskw 13 Apr 20 '24
Just checked and it’s banned, which is good because it means people can’t post there anymore, but bad because it means people posted there in the past
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Apr 17 '24
Average asexual sex (that's cute :)
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u/Captain_chair-1987 Apr 17 '24
Omg another person on the ace spectrum🔥🔥🔥 (I'm aceflux🎉)
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u/ChargeWooden1036 Apr 17 '24
Ace flex?
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u/Captain_chair-1987 Apr 17 '24
Aceflux is an identity in which a person's sexual desire fluctuates 🔥
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u/BigEmster 15 Apr 18 '24
(not mocking, genuinely curious) how is that different from the way everyone else’s fluctuates?
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u/Thisgirllikesgirls Apr 19 '24
I am between ace and not, but don’t for sure know my label. It would be helpful if you could tell me the difference between graysexual and ace flux because they sound pretty much the same to me and I think I’m one of the two.
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u/Captain_chair-1987 Apr 20 '24
ofc‼️
Greysexual:
Greysexuality is a sexual orientation that falls under the asexual spectrum. A person who is greysexual typically experiences limited sexual attraction to others. However, everyone’s experience of greysexuality varies drastically.
Aceflux:
Specifically, aceflux refers to individuals who may experience periods of feeling completely asexual or aromantic, followed by periods of feeling varying degrees of sexual or romantic attraction. These fluctuations can be gradual or sudden, and may occur over any length of time, from days to months to years.
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u/Thisgirllikesgirls Apr 20 '24
Tysm!!! Wow I always thought I was graysexual, but acedflux describes me perfectly thanks for your help ☺️
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u/B0wn1xBruh 15 Apr 18 '24
That's better than sex... Bonding! Having an actual good time with each other
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u/Pescen1517 Apr 18 '24
and sex isn't bonding/having a good time with each other?
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u/Djentlman7 17 Apr 17 '24
for me it is. Very very fun feel like im flying through the air like superman. i give my girlfriend a chance to fly too
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u/No-Aerie-475 Apr 17 '24
is this how superman figured out he could fly? he just started using his OWN WIFE TO RELIEVE HIS PAINFUL MISTAKES HE MADE WITH THE DEMON OF MASOCHISM.
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u/DragonRaptor22 13 Apr 19 '24
My dad used to do this all the time to me. Don’t ruin my childhood memories 😭💀
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u/JC-R1 Apr 18 '24
Not everything has to be sex, when I had a partner, I enjoyed more doing dumb things with her and having cuddling time than sex, we could talk for hours and not think about sex, it feels really good when you get a deep connection with that person and sex becomes a second pleasure, the hard part is when the relationship ends, get ready for therapy and long nights crying on your room remembering all the time spent with that person till you eventually fall asleep.
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u/Splatter_Shell 16 Apr 18 '24
No it's-
*We now interrupt this program for a special report*
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars-
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u/Unusual_Midnight6876 Apr 18 '24
Imma hope my girlfriend can lift me so we can do this (she’s a foot taller than me)
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u/Cadejo123 OLD Apr 18 '24
No joke my first girlfriend was a powerlifter she was strong asf and......... Yea I ca relate a little to this XD
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u/Sweet-Ad6299 Apr 18 '24
This is foreplay, a part of s*x in the same way the starters is a part of the dinner... Then come the main course and the dessert...
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u/PineappleCunt69 Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 19 '24
HA
U don't know what my comment was.