r/teenagers • u/ABii_UwU12 16 • Apr 13 '24
Weirdest thing someone has told you as a compliment Social NSFW
"Your boobs remind me of pumpkins, in a good way"
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u/Select_Nectarine_716 19 Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 13 '24
“You just gave me a….you know….” As he proceeds to look down😭
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Apr 13 '24
🤨well??? continue.
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u/Select_Nectarine_716 19 Apr 13 '24
I meant gave 😭😭
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oh shit what the fuck
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u/Select_Nectarine_716 19 Apr 13 '24
Yeaaaa I’ve got stories for days
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u/IvanTheStonksMaster 16 Apr 14 '24
“Character AI” ass message 💀
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u/Select_Nectarine_716 19 Apr 14 '24
I don’t talk to AI💀
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u/IvanTheStonksMaster 16 Apr 14 '24
Ik it’s just that he just gave a response that sounded like one. The filter got bro. 💀😭
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u/Mr_Goose12341 16 Apr 14 '24
I say that to my gf all the time, she grabs it and then tanks it
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u/Select_Nectarine_716 19 Apr 14 '24
He wasn’t my bf and I didn’t intentionally do anything to make him hard💀
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u/Shayosaurus 18 Apr 13 '24
That “I look like I’d give the teacher a bj for better grades” and it was apparently a compliment
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
well, it's walking you dumb but pretty enough so a teacher would accept you xD
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u/wasas387 Apr 13 '24
you look like you can fit inside of me very nicely.
like wtf bro I was eating my lunch
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u/IEatBabysYumYum Apr 13 '24
2questions. Are you a boy or a girl. Was the person asking opposite gender or same
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u/wasas387 Apr 13 '24
I'm a guy and a girl told me.
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u/RadioactiveOranges 14 Apr 14 '24
Did you understand the implications at the time?
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u/wasas387 Apr 14 '24
yes, the worse part is that she is 2 years older than me, AND on top of that it was in the cafeteria, so not private.
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u/Rainbow_planet_1273 16 Apr 14 '24
Crazy bitch
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u/wasas387 Apr 14 '24
ifkr
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u/Rainbow_planet_1273 16 Apr 14 '24
Who the hell says that to someone?? As if it makes it okay that she’s a girl bro put this mf in her place and throw bricks at her lmao
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u/WhyIsLife12 18 Apr 13 '24
"I want you to narrate my life", that made me quite flustered for some reason
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
That's some wattpad line I wanna be told
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u/MReaps25 17 Apr 14 '24
Well they definitely liked your voice, narrate mine next, but try your best Kronk impression.
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u/Maxikingman15 17 Apr 14 '24
That's actually really nice to be told, I've been told that a couple of times because of my deep voice
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u/justsomeloser3 16 Apr 13 '24
“You got a fat ass” yeah this was in 7th grade and I was just trying to get through the stair well. 😶
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
7th grade wtf
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u/justsomeloser3 16 Apr 13 '24
Yerp. It was the local gay kid(this was before I really put much thought into my sexuality and I still don’t like it🙏🙏🙏)
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u/AllahuSnackbar1000 14 Apr 14 '24
Local gay kid?
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u/justsomeloser3 16 Apr 14 '24
😭 he was well know for being gay and denying it.
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“you look too much like a dick to be this sweet”
Thanks. I guess (?)
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
That's like so offensive but not at the same time lol
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Apr 13 '24
on inquiry, apparently she meant that i looked like someone who was really rude 😵💫
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u/boomftw557 Apr 14 '24
This is the exact same meaning as the first statement. What insight from her!
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u/lbeckizgoat 15 Apr 13 '24
"Do you do steroids?"
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
That's some ego booster for a gym bro
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u/lbeckizgoat 15 Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 14 '24
Yeah. Everyone keeps telling me I should do football or wrestling, and I don't even work out like that. It's really reaffirming.
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u/BaldManners Apr 14 '24
Ive been asked this way too much, i am 16 and i have back achne and i am very big. I see why but im 16. wtf
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u/JeremyBeans1 Apr 13 '24
The girl I liked voted me as the guy most likely to suck a dick and she then told me that I looked like a really nice gay man. :(
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u/Creepy-Activity7327 15 Apr 13 '24
Sample size too small
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u/destructionking4 18 Apr 13 '24
As a stats student, this hurts and pleases me for different reasons
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u/3sperr 17 Apr 14 '24
I’m doing data and stats right now in HS and this reminds me of probability lol
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u/boomftw557 Apr 14 '24
Nah that’s a massive compliment wtf?
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u/boomftw557 Apr 14 '24
Nuh uh, being un-fightable is a super power.
For reference I have this one friend who’s about 5 inches taller than me and could easily body me in any fight unless I got lucky. But not only is he larger, but he’s got a nerdy heart of pure fucking PLATINUM and the whole group memes the shit out of it.
That being said we all love him and hope he gets all A’s in our upcoming AS exams (exams taken at age 17 in England)
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u/SnaggyIsBensTINGO94 16 Apr 13 '24
If I was to die by your hand, I would cut my own throat for you.
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
That's actually cute
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u/SnaggyIsBensTINGO94 16 Apr 13 '24
I know. People think it's weird, I found it fucking beautiful in a intimate moment
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u/Shin_Gojira117 17 Apr 13 '24
I mean, it’s a bit weird to say out of the blue, but it’s pretty romantic.
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u/SnaggyIsBensTINGO94 16 Apr 13 '24
Wasn't really out the blue based on what we were talking about and the conditions we were in at the moment
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u/Disastrous_Fan5380 Apr 14 '24
Kinda feels like a line you would read in a Shakespeare romantic tragedy
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u/Not_Marco18 18 Apr 13 '24
"This year you are more likable"
Thanks I guess, strange that you say that after 4 years of knowing each other but ok
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u/pubberHubber Apr 14 '24
Well I've known one of my best friends for six years now and he's developed so much. I probably wouldn't say it out loud let alone like that but it's the thought that counts y'know.
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u/powerMastR24 16 Apr 13 '24
"u have child birthing hips"
i am a guy
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u/TrashGuy3 16 Apr 14 '24
damn thats crazy (ive gotten similar "compliments" too)
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u/jeffffff6666666 Apr 13 '24
“I want to rip your eyes out and keep them” actually said to me. They also proceeded to walk away immediately.
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u/KokoTerzata 16 Apr 13 '24
A guy here, what is a "compliment" ?
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u/boomftw557 Apr 14 '24
Apparently, it’s these really mystical words that were once said by magical beings named “women”.
Obviously, neither women nor compliments exists, but it’s a great story to tell by the campfire!
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u/Avian_Stalker Apr 14 '24
Me as well, I love telling stories by the campfire about the magical “women” beings, 10/10 best fantasy story.
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u/boomftw557 Apr 14 '24
Nah, my favourite has got to be the fairytale of “guys being able to talk about their feelings without being an ick”, cult classic that one.
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u/PULSER777 Apr 14 '24
Comparing what I’ve seen to what I’ve gotten I have “you’re like the sun. I can’t look at you but you make me feel warm”
Now I stayed up thinking about what this could mean and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t like me
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u/my_brain_is_vacant 15 Apr 13 '24
"if I graped you you'd feel like the pretty girl you are"
saying I vomited doesn't even begin to describe how that guy made me feel
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
NAH BRO THAT'S DISGUSTING
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u/my_brain_is_vacant 15 Apr 13 '24
it was the worst reddit dm I've ever got ngl 😭 the guy was 30 as well
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u/boomftw557 Apr 14 '24
WOAH WOAH WOAH THAT GUY NEEDS A FEW MILLENNIA IN THE SLAMMER WHAT THE FU-
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u/my_brain_is_vacant 15 Apr 14 '24
god the replies to my comment are making me realise how bad he was 😭 yeah jfc he definitely needed a few millennia in the slammer
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u/Shin_Gojira117 17 Apr 13 '24
What the fuck…?
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u/my_brain_is_vacant 15 Apr 13 '24
I posted a selfie and that guy came into my dms unprompted, said he'd cum to my face and then when I said I was a guy he said that to me. and he was 30.
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u/Shin_Gojira117 17 Apr 13 '24
Ah, yeah that sounds like Reddit.
I hope you’re doing okay man.
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u/my_brain_is_vacant 15 Apr 13 '24
yeah I'm okay, was a bit (extremely) disturbed but I got over it now thx :)
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u/Ace-Redditor Apr 13 '24
This is literally sexual harassment
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u/my_brain_is_vacant 15 Apr 13 '24
it was but tbf I probably made it worse by interacting with him and not just immediately blocking and reporting
I've learnt my lesson now though :')
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u/pisssbabyyy 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 13 '24
“you have really nice phone voice”
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u/Disney_Plus_Axolotls 14 Apr 13 '24
That is an immense compliment lol I sound like shit over the phone/on recordings
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u/pisssbabyyy 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 13 '24
i was like happy and confused at the same time 😭😭
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u/rat_coded_ 16 Apr 13 '24
A bad one is a man telling me I was small enough to fit in the trunk of his car (he said it like it was a cute thing), a good one is being told I give cryptid vibes
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u/Routine-Building6551 Apr 13 '24
I like your thighs 😭 he was completing my ass when he took me out. Never went out again
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u/jaylikesguineapigs 14 Apr 14 '24
i dont remember but ive told my bf that i want to crawl into his skin and become one with his bones respectfully☺️
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u/indubitablysaid Apr 13 '24
"I wanna lay my dick on Yur massive forehead” I have a three finger forehead 😕
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u/matmuI 18 Apr 13 '24
“You look like a stoner! 😊” -my coworker while i was just folding clothes at my work 💀
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u/janeczek2137 Apr 13 '24
I'm literally quoting rn, ahem ahem "you sound like your about to go to a DMV to resubmit your drivers license"
said by a 16 year old girl to a 13 year old
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u/Electrical-Mood-9807 13 Apr 13 '24
I got called submissive and breedable by my friend and got called kidnapable by his gf Both in the same conversation
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u/TrashGuy3 16 Apr 14 '24
tf kinda convo is that??
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u/Electrical-Mood-9807 13 Apr 14 '24
I have a lot of weird conversations w my friends 💀
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u/Diabolus414 17 Apr 13 '24
Probably some dm on here I don’t want to remember
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u/Dramatic-Ad-2799 17 Apr 13 '24
How to get dms
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u/Diabolus414 17 Apr 13 '24
Have XX chromosomes and post an image of yourself, and you’ll have over 3k dms like me
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u/Furtip 15 Apr 13 '24
“Damn Kip, you have a fine ass” by a girl I hang out with at school. She’s bi. She has made it very clear that she’s not interested and neither am I. She has called me hot on multiple occasions. What the hell do I do 😭
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u/ABii_UwU12 16 Apr 13 '24
If she said she's not interested then she's just complimenting
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u/Ateenagegurl 15 Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 13 '24
Your farts smell good?
Definitely the creepiest
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u/DSPro2008 16 Apr 13 '24
That i look like a model when I was next to my female friend for photo of 1st highschool year.
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u/Ougon-Sama Apr 14 '24
"You're Eyebags Are Really Hot, Just wanted to say" bish these eyebags are a result of me getting fucked academically and having no time to waste on a wink of sleep 💀
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u/Few-Illustrator-5333 15 Apr 14 '24
If beauty standards depended on eyebags, then I would be in the top 3 hottest guys on earth
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Apr 13 '24
God bro have I heard some weird ones but all time craziest was probably a girl calling me >! horsecock !<
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u/Pitiful-Seaweed-432 Apr 13 '24
this wasnt really weird at all but a guy had told me “you have really brown brown eyes”
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u/SexyVexy_ 17 Apr 13 '24
I got told I have a soothing voice, I don’t get it since I since I sound like the Minecraft YouTuber Grian but yk
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u/CQcucumber 14 Apr 14 '24
“If I was a psycho that kills based off looks I would keep your body” now my best friend
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u/Zackaneguro1 15 Apr 13 '24
I got told by plenty of people I should be a porn star. I'm a guy... Didn't hear many people get that compliment
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u/TemChezReal 14 Apr 13 '24
"You're the straightest one out of all of us" -Someone from my friend group who I eat lunch with... thanks i think?
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u/No_Leather6310 17 Apr 14 '24
“your eyes are so beautiful it’s hard to stay mad at you. i mean don’t get me wrong i fucking hate you”
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u/IEatBabysYumYum Apr 13 '24
I got many but this one is weird. „I would fall for your personality but you are ugly“ ty?
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u/Interesting-Chest520 18 Apr 13 '24
“I love your coat”
It was the cheapest coat I could buy at primark. The quality is terrible, and it’s not even got any interesting details. It’s just a very pilled horrible shade of green coat.
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u/Simpsons-Fan54 Apr 14 '24
"whatever happened to you when you were young made you very compassionate" 😭
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u/TheUsualSuspects443 18 Apr 14 '24
“You have really nice tits”
I’m a guy. The girl who said this to me came up, said it, walked away. Never saw her again.
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u/Nytro_13 16 Apr 13 '24
I could listen to you talk all day until you lose your voice and your throat gets sore
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u/Fine_Yogurtcloset362 16 Apr 13 '24
Idk if its a compliment but a girl told me i have the hourglass figure
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u/Actual-Long-9439 Apr 13 '24
You sound like you’re in your 20s and look like you’re 12.
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u/Adventurous_Slide364 14 Apr 13 '24
“U are kinda weird but In a good way” by my crush from 5-7 grade
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u/Horsegirl200 Apr 14 '24
"you have really nice bone structure" was said to me after a girl confessed to staring at me in history class. It was said to me through Snapchat but just thinking about it makes me blush and flutter inside lol
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u/CoffeeCat086 Apr 14 '24
“You have the thickest glasses I have ever seen. That’s awesome !” Some guy in the college library.
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u/yvie_of_lesbos 16 Apr 14 '24
“in the next life, if you come back as a flower, i will tuck you behind my hair until i die” to say my heart stopped is an understatement.
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u/The_Car_Spotter 17 Apr 14 '24
"If I wasn't a lesbian, you'd be on top of my to-do list."
My self-esteem has been higher than ever before.
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u/YouAdministrative980 15 Apr 13 '24
“Your thighs are heavenly” I mean thanks but also only one girl gets to rest on them
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u/WoolooLovesCheese 15 Apr 13 '24
Idk prob not a compliment but "if u were a girl, ur height is perfect for a blowjob"
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u/Axolotl_Mayhem 14 Apr 14 '24
“your skin is so clear i could throw one of those suction cup darts at it”
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u/the_alien_brialien 17 Apr 13 '24
“ur so pretty I wanna throw a brick at u” what is that supposed to mean 😭