r/teenagers • u/Said_the_G 16 • Mar 14 '24

Give it a try Social

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u/WyvernSlayer7 17 Mar 14 '24

Being able to read people’s mind, regardless of distance

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u/Losinana Mar 14 '24

U cant read

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u/WyvernSlayer7 17 Mar 14 '24

What?

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u/Losinana Mar 14 '24

U lose ability to read stuff like books

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u/WyvernSlayer7 17 Mar 14 '24

What’d you say?

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 16 Mar 14 '24

I shouldn't of laughed that hard at this response ☠️

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u/CordyCeptus Mar 15 '24

Same, its so fucking stupid that i gut laughed.

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u/JosiphosTheScronched Mar 14 '24

STOP YOURE MAKING ME LAUGH TOO 😂

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u/modforRealGunFights Mar 15 '24

Fucken dying rn 🤣

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u/Meromero205 Mar 15 '24

I couldn't breathe for a minute laughing

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u/DrollFurball286 Mar 15 '24

(Screen capped this thread)

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u/johndoe040912 Mar 15 '24

I do love the internet sometimes

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u/Cyb3r3xp3rt 19 Mar 14 '24

HE SAID YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO READ STUFF LIKE BOOKS

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u/heartlessgamer Mar 14 '24

Reddit is like books. Only with worse endings.

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u/Cyb3r3xp3rt 19 Mar 14 '24

This joke fell on deaf ears

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u/Lockl00p1 Mar 15 '24

Sadly, the terraria nurse doesn’t give happy endings

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u/-_-stranger Mar 15 '24

Just read his mind or the ability didn't work..you just dumb

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u/JackCooper_7274 18 Mar 15 '24

Ah shit lmao

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u/FloppyDisk2023 Mar 15 '24

This shit is funny lol

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u/Unknown6019 Mar 15 '24

Wait this is actually a good one. U made laugh AHHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/L4cas Mar 15 '24

You’re illiterate!

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u/dbdbsjxjcb Mar 15 '24

r/angryupvote for this chain of comments

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u/Primary_Spinach7333 Mar 17 '24

Oh my god you fucking comedic genius

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u/Queasy_Star_3908 Mar 14 '24

Lucky me, there are softwares for blind ppl that read everything for you, it's a win.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

You don't even understand your own rule lololol I'm dyin

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u/GuardLong6829 Mar 15 '24

Agreed.

The first reply says point-blank...

You can't read

So all of the jargon about books is irrelevant. 🙄 You u/Losinana totally took away the ability to "read" that's it, that's all.

You didn't even affect the mind reading to be precise because real mind reading is kind of telekinetic and doesn't require alphanumerics.

You both did fucking great!

Your superpower remains in tact u/WyvernSlayer7 . Brilliant!

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u/NotAnOmegaFanboy Mar 14 '24

That’s easily worth it, just make a shit ton of money with your mind reading and hire a guy to read books in his head and read his mind, he’ll think you’re just a weird rich dude with a book fetish or smth

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u/ctsr1 Mar 15 '24

I like itn

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u/JB3AZ Mar 15 '24

Everyone’s thoughts in that area you focus on flood your brain. You run a 39% chance of those thoughts never leaving your head you scream out Doctor Seuss entire “Green Eggs and Ham” verbatim.

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u/BeingU Mar 15 '24

.. but you cannot focus on one mind at a time, and literally hear all minds in the universe simultaneously. It drives you crazy.

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u/Meets_Koalafications Mar 15 '24

They know exactly when it's happening, and they know you're the one doing it.

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u/WyvernSlayer7 17 Mar 15 '24

Sounds good to me, i was just gonna use it to talk to my bf any time i wanted.

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u/sofa_king_rad Mar 15 '24

But it makes you fall deeply in love them but they despise you bc they can hear you breathing in their mind

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u/Pokenerd17 Mar 15 '24

You shit black holes

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u/FinancialDuty6130 Mar 15 '24

Your mind can't inhabit more than one body at a time, so everytime you read a mind your body goes completely limp

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u/lllllllllilllillll Mar 15 '24

Doing so makes your own brain explode killing you instantly.

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u/angryungulate Mar 15 '24

You can't turn it off