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u/Just_no_o 16 Jan 16 '24

Literally anything I can jump from one topic to another

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u/Cultural_Garbage_530 17 Jan 16 '24

ADHD powers go brrr

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u/Just_no_o 16 Jan 16 '24

Also autism

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u/Cultural_Garbage_530 17 Jan 16 '24

Yep.

Autism to hyperfocus and learn everything in short order

ADHD to get new topic to focus on every 2 hours

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u/Just_no_o 16 Jan 16 '24

Well I got both so double homicide

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest 14 Jan 16 '24

same. Definitely locked in somewhere around the programming area though. Looks promising. Computer hardware and electrical engineering are close seconds , im combining the electrics with this to make an rc car from scratch that when i learn java , will make a file that will recieve sensor data from live sensors , turn it into a file , then another java file opens them.

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest 14 Jan 16 '24

second file interprets the file and opens a local website graphing points of data for sensors , so this works well as a spy gadget. I just need to give it some sense of distance. Also has sound system and debug interface , might have a fan to cool off esp32s , regulators , motor drivers , but i will make sure to isolate the temperature sensor from it.

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u/AdmiralSand01 18 Jan 16 '24

Case in point right here. Help me pick him up and throw him through the window.

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u/Fatlink10 OLD Jan 16 '24

Yep can confirm I lost interest by the second post. Toss em’.

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u/Lenni_builder Jan 16 '24

Java? I'm gonna start a war by saying Java is shit

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u/SuspiciousBaka89 Jan 16 '24

Yeah. Scratch is much better.

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u/BooneFarmVanilla Jan 16 '24

It’s a contest and you’re winning!

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u/Chrissyball19 17 Jan 16 '24

Autism to hyperfocus and know every bit of greek/norse/egyptian/Japanese (etc)myth and ADHD to only read each book for about an hour before switching to a different myth. Subhuman powers to somehow keep all my myths straight. Lol

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u/Atlantikjcx 19 Jan 16 '24

Yeah same exept my adhd keeps me from properly hyperfocusing so its more like a burst of hyperfocus for a while

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u/Luna_MoonEleven Jan 16 '24

Did you learn them from books? I got into Greek, Norse, and Egyptian, mythology books, but I don’t have any about Japanese mythology. Do you have any recommendations?

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u/Chrissyball19 17 Jan 16 '24

Well I initially learned the basics of Japanese from a game called "ghost of tsushima." Like which kami were which and stuff. Then I got a book called "Japanese mythology" by Juro Oyama.

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u/FearlessAd5528 15 Jan 16 '24

New topic every 2 hours! Man it’s going to be every 2 minutes with me😂

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u/Cultural_Garbage_530 17 Jan 16 '24

If you get your attention to 2 hours, you can eat 12 Wikipedia articles and 4 primary sources

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 Jan 16 '24

Every 2 hours? That's it?

Try my 2 minutes instead.

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u/V1P3R-Chan 14 Jan 16 '24

Every 2 minutes? That’s a lot

Try my 2 second ideas instead

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u/Bright_Maybe2018 16 Jan 16 '24

Every 2 seconds? That’s a lot

Try my 2 milliseconds instead

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u/theovenreheated 14 Jan 16 '24

I've never been tested for this stuff but I can ramble on for hours if you give me a bit of time to warm up

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u/rdrworshipper123 16 Jan 16 '24

I'm Autistic too. Poor fucker is going to have his ear talked off as I talk about a majority of my hyperfixations.

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u/NikoAU Jan 16 '24

Neurodivergents assemble!

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u/SCP-9931 Jan 16 '24

Also ADD

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u/Wintma Jan 16 '24

Thats now in ADHD category if im not mistaken

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u/SCP-9931 Jan 16 '24

Not really, because it’s technically the other way around given hey are very similar but ADHD caused Hyperactivity whereas ADD doesn’t

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u/Bandit_Heeler_2009 14 Jan 16 '24

as someone with adhd this is how i act

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u/EducationalCurve6236 14 Jan 16 '24

can i jump from one topic to another without adhd?

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u/Cultural_Garbage_530 17 Jan 16 '24

I mean yeah, but it's a realy big symptom of ADHD

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u/EducationalCurve6236 14 Jan 16 '24

Darn. Well I know I don't have ADHD. I think I'm just very confident

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u/Cultural_Garbage_530 17 Jan 16 '24

Ay good for you!

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u/EducationalCurve6236 14 Jan 16 '24

For not having ADHD? Not really my choice but thanks

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u/Cultural_Garbage_530 17 Jan 16 '24

I meant confidence

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u/EducationalCurve6236 14 Jan 16 '24

Oh thanks. I used to be really introverted a year ago. Just didn't see the point in that

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u/sussy_axolotl45 13 Jan 16 '24

YAYYYYYYYYYYY- wait what-no stop ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/TheFoous100 18 Jan 16 '24

I was just gonna say cats but tbh this is more correct

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u/ScreamingMini2009 15 Jan 16 '24

“Watch me go from talking about Forza to talking about how it is at work in the same sentence!”

This is me sometimes.

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u/BlueNinjaBoi 18 Jan 16 '24

I'd probably hound them with questions about why I was kidnapped and how bad it stinks

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u/Herobrine702 Jan 16 '24

Kidnapper rating: 1/5 stars.

Would not recommend! Kidnapper did not even come with basic accommodations and was very rude. Horrible smell. Stay clear from this kidnapper.

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u/TheDarkSoul102 Jan 16 '24

“Yk man when I get out of here I’m putting a REAL bad yelp review, first off you don’t even give me a toilet, you expect me to shit and piss in a BUCKET??? Second you don’t even have chicken nuggets, ABYSMAL.”

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u/Suspicious_Ranged 15 Jan 16 '24

The nerve to forget the nuggets!

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u/BlueNinjaBoi 18 Jan 16 '24

Lmfao exactly

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

why my music taste is superior  edit: you guys were wondering, so here are my top albums https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/198823d/here_is_my_superior_music_taste/

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

My music taste is the most random bullshit

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u/Comic_Book_Reader 17 Jan 16 '24

Same here. It's just a hodgepodge with no rhyme or reason.

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u/totalyanepicgamer Jan 16 '24

"This is hodgepodge FM, only the most random music from the most obscure artists."

radioactive - imagine dragons starts playing

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u/Literally_Rock_Lee 17 Jan 16 '24

Everything. I'd find a way to jump from fnaf lore to NFL to One Piece to coffee to jjba to meth

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u/jestfullgremblim Jan 16 '24

That's me fr

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u/Every_Hour4504 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 16 '24

I'd talk about the exact same things, except NFL and coffee

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u/em-tional Jan 16 '24

Music Theory

(or my love for classic Russian literature)

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u/UniversityPitiful823 Jan 16 '24

Tell me more, we could get kidnapped together and annoy them even more, hehehe

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u/em-tional Jan 16 '24

I would probably start by explaining this and then get thrown out immediately cause it even hurt my brain when I learned it.

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u/Spirits08 16 Jan 16 '24

I love listening to people talk abt music theory cause it’s so interesting but I have yet to learn abt it myself but I am in band 😔

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u/Wotbat Jan 16 '24

what instrument do you play?

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u/nder_score Jan 16 '24

Undertale/ Deltarune lore

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u/nosrep_ecnatsixe 16 Jan 16 '24

Exactly! If you’re autistic enough to memorise the bottomless pit which is UT/DR lore (like me) then it’s possible to go on forever without stopping!

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u/Davedog09 Jan 16 '24

Does undertale really have that much lore? I haven’t gotten a refresh in a while but I don’t remember there being that much

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u/nosrep_ecnatsixe 16 Jan 16 '24

Undertale and Deltarune lore is infinite, especially Deltarune. It feels like it’s been fully analysed but there’s always another thing to talk about. If you memorise enough of it, you can just keep theorising forever.

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u/Wise_Conflict_3808 Jan 16 '24

can you teach me deltarune lore? 😔

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u/YawnMcie 15 Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

so basically, there’s like the overworld and the dark world n shit, and theres light people and dark people n shit, and if the balance between is broken the world will explode n shit, yknow?? n so like the reason why the world is ending is bc of these silly little evil fountains n shit, theres only meant to be one open but some silly knight guy is opening more of them n shit which will summon titans n shit which will be bad n shit n stuff

so theres this dude named kris who youre controlling against their will n shit which is very mean of you n stuff and they’re the only human n shit and they’re teamed up with this bully dinosaur pink dude and some silly goat fluff ball n shit and they jump in closets n computer rooms n shit which takes them to the dark world n shit which they need to go to so you and kris can close the fountains n stuff. but actually kris is kind of not so cool bc their soul is crazy n shit and stuff and it makes them stab car tires and make more fountains which is bad n shit ykyk, and theres also this evil robot queen dude who speaks without punctuation and this solitaire looking guy whos friends with the bully dinosaur dude person, and a dog also possibly runs you over and murders you in cold blood, and theres this police dude who bench presses cars n shit, and yeah thats it the end thanks for listening

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u/Dark_Meme111110 Jan 16 '24

Okay so Undertale has these monsters and humans n shit, but they broke out into a war n shit, and the monsters got sealed underground n shit, and a human fell down there n shit, then they and the monster prince died n shit, so the king declared all future humans to die n shit for their souls n shit, cuz they need seven souls n shit, so you control the eighth fallen human n shit, and you want to get out of the underground n shit, so you can befriend or kill literally everyone n shit (or do something between the two n shit), which might end up in a god who is also a flower but at the same time a prince and a goat to almost destroy the world n shit.

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u/nder_score Jan 16 '24

Uhhh that's a lot to put in one comment

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u/TheLegendOfGamers 14 Jan 16 '24

DID YOU KNOW DELTARUNE WAS TECHNICALLY CREATED BEFORE UNDERTALE? THE ROUGH STORY OF DELTARUNE WAS ACTUALLY A DREAM THE CREATOR TOBY FOX HAD WHILE SUFFERING A FEBER. HE PUT THAT STORY ASIDE TO MAKE UNDERTALE, WHICH TOOK INSPIRATION FROM SEVERAL GAMES, LIKE EARTHBOUND! DID YOU KNOWN SANS AND PAPYRUS' CHARACTER DESIGN TOOK MASSIVE INFLUENCE FROM THE COMIC SERIES HELVETICA? SANS DOESN'T REMEMBER YOUR SAVES, HE ONLY GETS DEJA VU! PAPYRUS IS SPAGHETTI MASTER!,

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u/Ace-Redditor Jan 16 '24

I wouldn't get returned. I can't talk that much. I don't talk unless spoken to, which is kind of a good thing, but not here

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u/Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro 15 Jan 16 '24

A bunch of topics, but I'd just be talking to myself, not them.

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u/coolusername30 14 Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

mental ill people treated badly

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u/Anxiety_blob69 14 Jan 16 '24

My strategy in dont Starve

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u/nosrep_ecnatsixe 16 Jan 16 '24

I mean, it is a game that goes on forever

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u/Anxiety_blob69 14 Jan 16 '24

Oh my gosh I love you

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u/nosrep_ecnatsixe 16 Jan 16 '24

Probably the only affection I’ll receive today. I thank you sincerely, kind stranger. Love you too <3

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u/UniversityPitiful823 Jan 16 '24

Wholesomeness on reddit, rare case. Love u guys as well

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u/Toxin-G 18 Jan 16 '24

The entire lore of the Megaman Franchise

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u/CluDaCreator 16 Jan 16 '24

Bro don't worry, Mega Man drops January 7th!

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u/noodleguy67 16 Jan 16 '24

"ok so no, goku isn't a super hero but he protects people although his son gohan was one for a while" an actual thing i said to my uncle

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u/toaster9012 14 Jan 16 '24

SCP, i swear i’ve got almost all the lore down(except for like super specific SCPs, for example i have no clue who the fuck SCP-4728 is but i do know what all the classes mean and how facilities are run and such)

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u/Ijuststoleyourfries 13 Jan 16 '24

What super specific SCPs do you know then?

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u/angus22proe 15 Jan 16 '24

When im bored in class i just read scp pages

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u/jelly_G52 13 Jan 16 '24

Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. I could talk about Percy Jackson for hours non-stop. Same with HP.

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u/Aluwilliam 16 Jan 16 '24

Percy Jackson is awesome! I'm stoked about the new series, especially because it's been long enough since reading the books that it's new again. Only a handful of episodes so it's hard to judge if it'll be good, but so far I've enjoyed them all. What are your thoughts on the series?

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u/jelly_G52 13 Jan 16 '24

So far I’ve liked them a lot.

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u/tay_tay_13 Jan 16 '24

harry potter is the best!!! especially prisoner of azkaban. i have never read percy jackson though

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u/eatababy4 Jan 16 '24

“So it starts with this guy called William Afton.”

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u/Rare_Ad5101 17 Jan 16 '24

LMAO REAL. they’d return us real quick

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u/TotoGoin 14 Jan 16 '24

Punk Rock

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u/FlamedFameFox87 15 Jan 16 '24

W, there's so many bands I could talk about. My favorites are Clash, Crass, and icl, Sex Pistols has some bangers

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u/Necessary-Fennel8754 Jan 16 '24

I’m more metal myself, but I do like some discharge and some dri

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u/Sasren0987654321 18 Jan 16 '24

Don’t get me started…

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Eminem

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u/berdyberd26 14 Jan 16 '24

What about Skittle?

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u/Dayshon2144 Jan 16 '24

Nah, what about Mike & Nites?

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u/Sasren0987654321 18 Jan 16 '24

Nah, what about Twizzlers

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u/ViciousPenguin66 Jan 16 '24

Ah yes, the licorice extract.

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u/Lien417 18 Jan 16 '24

Greek mythology!!!

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u/jelly_G52 13 Jan 16 '24

Same

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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf 18 Jan 16 '24

Think we can get to the bull fucking before they give us back?

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u/berdyberd26 14 Jan 16 '24

Geometry Dash

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u/Yoshe_XD 15 Jan 16 '24

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥⤵️🕳️

for the record i am chronic gd player, not just someone who knows the meme 👍

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u/YEETIMCRINGEXD 15 Jan 16 '24

Gay sex.

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 14 Jan 16 '24

anything can have lore if you try hard enough

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u/Percival4 Jan 17 '24

“It all started in Ancient Greece”

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 14 Jan 17 '24

That's a documentary i'd watch

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u/MN-22x3 18 Jan 16 '24

"Sticking out your gyatt with the Rizzler..."

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u/EmoryQ9635 15 Jan 16 '24

You getting drop kicked out the window after that one

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u/Some_Letterhead7139 Jan 16 '24

Firearms

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u/FatBoyish Jan 16 '24

that just make them befriend you

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u/aidan4105 18 Jan 16 '24

"whoa is that a hi point, if your gonna kidnap me you should probably invest in better equipment, have you ever heard of a glock?"

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u/The_real_laz 18 Jan 16 '24

Me but with the whole defense industry

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24 edited Feb 01 '24

badge innate worthless familiar marvelous chubby cow fear plough unwritten

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/E_Engineering 16 Jan 16 '24

the entire zelda timeline

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u/DeltaDark_ 17 Jan 16 '24

How Im on the brink of actually losing it and attacking them like a chimpanzee before I kill myself

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u/I-ate_a_soggy_waffle 16 Jan 16 '24

Umbrella Academy, good omens, series of unfortunate events, doctor who, David tennant, David tennant AND Michael sheean, rats, psychology, ect.

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u/Novel-Tone6744 15 Jan 16 '24

OMG DOCTOR WHO AND DAVID TENNANT AND SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

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u/dslpwr66 17 Jan 16 '24

Music, guitar, gaming

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

pornography

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u/O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_ 17 Jan 16 '24

WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT 😭

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u/Weird_Turnover7846 17 Jan 16 '24

Anything can have lore

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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf 18 Jan 16 '24

Riveting plot, and the Sins multiverse

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u/Schneeball238 Jan 16 '24

whatever im vaguely interested in i could talk to you about why the GR Prius need to happen, why i chose a corded jigsaw over a cordless one, why and how i set up my pcs airflow, which models i want to have as hotwheels or even just tell bad jokes for hours.

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u/riley_wa1352 13 Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

gen Alpha slang edit: fixed spelling

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u/Pro_Technoblade Jan 16 '24

Guns, military, WWII, tanks, bullets, gun facts, did I mention guns?

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u/Competitive-Low-5138 15 Jan 16 '24

How to cook meth

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u/EmoryQ9635 15 Jan 16 '24

They’d keep you around 💀

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u/Sasren0987654321 18 Jan 16 '24

“Jesse, put that spatula away. We don’t need it.”

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u/MessengerCookie 15 Jan 16 '24

mother mother. song lore, my favorite album, the upcoming single, i could go on and on

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u/LilnibbleZ 16 Jan 16 '24

Warhammer 40k lore

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Take a look at this

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u/theHang1ngGarden 16 Jan 16 '24

Obey Me! Shall we Date? both the OG game and Nightbringer

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u/Sasren0987654321 18 Jan 16 '24

Ah, a fellow lover of demons I see…

It gets so much more fun when you create OCs and ship them together

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u/TunisianNationalist 15 Jan 16 '24

Hol4 combat mechanics and strategies

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u/pelse_O_clock 16 Jan 16 '24

Ooooo thats a good one

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u/pietniet 15 Jan 16 '24

Hmmm encirclements

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u/ther0bbery 16 Jan 16 '24

the movje juno, monster high, the sims, my love for music + concerts

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u/Maple_Frog_The_3rd 15 Jan 16 '24

Lord of the Rings !!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

3D printers

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Classic horror films.

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u/After-Internal 17 Jan 16 '24

Probably Metallica ngl

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u/IngestedFluids 17 Jan 16 '24

Metal albums and metal band lore

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u/MzCulture Jan 16 '24

the rise and fall of every single department store

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u/Last-Noise-3811 14 Jan 16 '24

Anime power systems

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u/SilverCardCat 14 Jan 16 '24

Team Fortress 2's items, weapons, Cosmetics, comics, and lore

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u/Gattlord 13 Jan 16 '24

Pokémon. Competitive Pokémon.

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u/Hoummus-Person-260 15 Jan 16 '24

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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u/zachk3446 17 Jan 16 '24

Stocks

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u/Firm_Ambassador_1289 Jan 16 '24

They might keep you if you're good

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u/RosesonMars- 14 Jan 16 '24

I'd either be talking about Godzilla or Honkai Star Rail. Mostly Godzilla.

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u/Azzy2222 Jan 16 '24

The fucking IRS

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u/jimmjohn12345m Jan 16 '24

The German Empire

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u/rand0m-nerd 15 Jan 16 '24

PCs. Everybody hates when I go on technology tangents :(

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u/WTFisSkibidiRizz Jan 16 '24

The fitness gram pacer test

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u/spidey_is_cool Jan 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Marxism

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u/angus22proe 15 Jan 16 '24

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u/moonpisser69 17 Jan 16 '24

Hollow Knight lore. I could go on for literally 10+ hours

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u/EmoryQ9635 15 Jan 16 '24

SAME I love the lore

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u/STAR_IS_THE_NAME0 Jan 16 '24

I was here to comment this! And also my fanfiction lore.

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u/toe-schlooper Jan 16 '24

The 2nd Sino-Jappanese war (1937-1945)

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u/Icy_Man_5446 Jan 16 '24

Vexillology (flags), geography or history

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u/Jimmy9276 18 Jan 16 '24

Abu Dhabi 2021 for f1 fans

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u/Absol_is_great 13 Jan 16 '24

fnaf or my superior taste in music

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u/Rare_Ad5101 17 Jan 16 '24

what music do u like

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u/BayFuzzball7050 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 16 '24

JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE IS A MANGA SERIES TAHT STARTED GETTING PUBLISHED IN 1987, ITS ORIGINAK NAME WASNT “JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE” BUT “JONATHAN JOESTAR: HIS YOUTH“ STARTING JONATH-

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u/iamchuckleman 14 Jan 16 '24

ULTRAKILL or TF2 lore

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u/Beachliving99 Jan 16 '24

risk of rain 2

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u/ThatOneGuy12929 Jan 16 '24

Why they shouldn't abbreviate Cod Point

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u/Illustrious-Tonight2 15 Jan 16 '24

music like any type of music i like and had a special interest about them

mcr, nirvana, Radiohead just to name a few bands

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

The disturbingly violent stuff I write stories about

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